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It's getting closer! It's-- [tires squeal]
♪
- You want to spend time doing the things I like,
We're going to save each other.
I was never her bae.
It's for Cherie. It'll make her look huge, right?
Eh? It's good, right?
- Where am I? Where's my car?
I don't think you understand what we like.
because I masturbate a lot.
- What's the statute of limitations on being indirectly involved
- Terry, you got your flakes all over the floor. That's disgusting.
- I lined a bucket with a bulletproof vest.
They murdered an ophthalmologist last summer,
- It's a battle top with a frost-powered cyclone ridge!
- Nice try.
Have you ever been to Mars? I-I-I went to Mars one time.
- Jesse, where are you?
- No! Fuck! Our bullet! I shot our priceless bullet!
- ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
[cheering and applause]
[scraping]
Eat my ass!
♪ Under my sail ♪
[doorbell rings] [both gasp]
Behold!
You're the closest equivalent I have to a brother.
- Jesse, you can't do this to me!
- No! That's two reboots too far.
- I may not know what kids do in high school anymore,
- You really did?
- I don't know which has brought us closer:
even a Q-tip-shaped, rough draft Pixar-looking motherfucker like you.
[sobs]
Meet Andy St. Clair.
- You know, you gotta admit we make a pretty good team.
Marone!
- When students spend all their money on high school bets,
- ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
[screaming]
You gotta track them down, tell them I love them,
- W-what did I do? I can hardly even read!
- She's already coming back from the dead.
- It's okay if you're mad. I get it.