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You're a Magnificent Cunt.

We can talk about this later. We'll get an officer to come down.

Bye, Big Daddy.

a hostage would identify them as being one of the good guys.

- Let them in there! - Let's go! Go now!

I could bend over and pick up a pencil.

He wants a plane. I'm gonna give him a plane.

Stevie? Steve-O?

That's the one thing I learnt from Grossman,

Yeah. That's always a problem, isn't it?

They bugged us.

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I'm sorry, Mr Case.

I got to answer to the Chief of D's.

You're telling me the former president of Albania is in there robbing a bank?

You know, I thought about...

Oh, shit. Sit down! Sit down!

You know, right now I could go for a nice kosher hot dog and a beer.

I just need you to look me in the eye

- I guess. Are you saying I'm dismissed? - Yes, I am.

- You see him again after that? - No.

- Hey. - Thanks.

Or am I just whistling Dixie out of my ass?

with this cheque-cashing thing? They want to lock me up.

A bit. What do you need?

It's like the other team read the book, too, and they know exactly what we're gonna do.

But you may have bitten off more than you can chew

During World War ll, there was an American working for a bank in Switzerland.

Up on the sidewalk. Come on in.

Because I don't want to be distracted by you, that's why.

Well, those are my people in there, you know,

Probably so when the cops break in and try to rescue us

My name is Dalton Russell.

the bank has been robbed.

Keep your head down, fat man! - All right!

We can stop looking for that body.

What do you think a guy like me should pay for a diamond ring?

but has turned into this hostage situation.

telling the others to just go down and fix the cameras.

I'll get my gun off before I get my gun off, okay?

It's a dangerous situation.

It's the trains.

I need all of you to strip down to your underwear.

You know about this hostage situation.

Just give me your name. Just give me your name.

- My wallet? - No.

Yeah, well, that's what's so nuts about it. Anybody in a painter's suit could be a perp.

- How? - I can't discuss that on the phone.

Second, if it ends that way, whatever happens,

That's the latest from here in lower Manhattan.

Detective Grossman is away on vacation,

- Yes, sir. - And stand by, all right?

Bringing the bunker up.

And since when is your job more important than your career?

And when they can't, well, they don't call me.

but I'm trying to stay away from bars, if you know what I mean.

You got night vision?

- You gonna ask for a hostage? - He already gave us one, didn't he?

Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this.

- Is it good? - No doubt.

You're getting me what I asked you for.

That's it? I mean, you're the language expert.

- Don't move! - I'm not moving!

and it's still unclear on any possible injuries.

and he's too fucking stupid to amount to anything. Even as a criminal.

Head bad guy puts a gun to your head and makes you get on your knees.

What a day, what a day.

Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed?

Check with either one of the hostages.

- Collins? What you got? - Hernandez.

I left it in there.

It was just a few minutes.

- No. - You sure?

But if you tell me that it's a bunch of old baseball cards

You don't give me the time, you don't get what you want.

So what? They're flowers. They could've been to his grandmother.

Talk shit now! I don't hear you!

if you know what I mean. And here's the bad news,

It's time for Steve-O.

Trust me, okay?

Possible 10-30. Manhattan Trust. 20 Exchange Place.

And therein, as the Bard would tell us,

Call Operations. See if they can get a Russian translator over here ASAP.

I would love to talk to you.

Put your hands on your head! Get down!

And they called you what?

I got a perp in the bank. Possible hostage situation.

Wealthy family of French Jews.

insistent, and yet, strangely detached.

Let's not get into any names.

Grand Central Terminal is the train station.

I'm gonna need 15 minutes once we get the food.

I got 50 more people in here. You fuck with me again,

From what I hear, that would have happened a long time ago

Pinstriped, mayonnaise, lying motherfucker.

- Go now! - Go!

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- Detective Mitchell. - Mr Case.

- No luck with the Albanian Consulate. - What do you mean?

Well, I had nothing to do with that.

Get in there! Sit down! Put your masks on!

Pool blue eyes!

- You got gas masks? - Maybe.

- What the fuck does that mean? - Detective First Grade Keith Frazier.

- Will somebody stop him? - Get down!

And then there's the ring.

What? I made a few mistakes when I was a kid.

He knocked out the cameras about 10:00.

- You guys cops? - Oh, shit! He made us!

I don't need your fucking status report, Serpico.

What's the matter? You can't get into the safe?

All clear, Sarge.

and a bank, and about a million spectators, and I can't see shit inside there,

Nobody got killed at the bank. Everybody's happy. My kind of day.

All right come out owl hands up!