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Oh, yeah? Your dad left your mom for another dude.
who clearly need to be smoked once and for all,
and says, "That's the first fucking rule!"
Vigilante? That was Vigilante?
The people I'm working with, they did their own thing.
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
My son's trying to kill me.
I think he trusts Harcourt the most.
He's not as bad as he seems!
Yeah, and they're deeply in love.
Yeah, but with all that's going on, why are you so interested in him?
Yeah, that's what black ops is, dude.
-Thanks. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
He changed your car registration for your father's name,
♪ One is never enough ♪
I made a vow to have peace at any cost,
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
your asshole's gonna be dragging behind you like a tail.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
(NECK CRACKING)
♪ Come on, slit me With your best lie ♪
-You sure about that? -Yes.
-(CUFFS CLICKING) -You're a bad dad.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
You know, I would-- For a minute, I was-- I was kinda PO'd.
-(ALL LAUGHING) -That's right.
♪ (“BEAT THE BULLET” BY VAIN PLAYING) ♪
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Why don't they just re-fingerprint him?
♪ But you Fucked me over anyway ♪
♪ Freak out with no control Put your crayon away ♪
Well, his father is gonna go to the authorities
We do.
I mean, they wouldn't exist without 'em,
Don't fuck with John Economos, motherfucker!
♪ It's a little Past suppertime ♪
(SIGHS)
His name is Matter-Eater Lad?
you wrinkly, Sharpei-looking, dementia-infested fuck?