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♪ I wanna be with you ♪
Yeah, I figured you'd be here.
or a duck wearing... some type of human... costume--
You were right.
And I'm saying that as a compliment, that's not in a sexist way.
♪ (“JAWBREAKER” BY THE CRUEL INTENTIONS PLAYING) ♪
-♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ -♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪
Well, go.
Okay, maybe! But what does that have to do with anything?
-You okay to drive now? -VIGILANTE: Yeah.
Okay. (PANTS, SPITS)
They can, but double-checking things isn't exactly protocol.
I don't know. Ducks are sneaky, I guess.
And I'm just asking, for once, just make the sacrifice.
And I just wish there was some way he would just...
I'm spilling everything.
♪ I'm bumping to the left... ♪
Who's gonna laugh at you for falling over because you don't have a toe?
You're comparing yourself to a choad!
♪ Momma said, "Come in, boy Don't waste your time" ♪
But his father?
(PAINED CRIES)
♪ (MOODY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(HARCOURT SIGHS)
Hell, I'm a pescatarian.
what happened to it?
Why?
he has a big heart, so he wants to find something to love there,
♪ Give it up, you're twisting My desires to war ♪
(HEAVY IMPACTS)
Which one of you dumb, sister-fucking, tiki-torch-carrying,
(DEEP EXHALE)
You're gullible! I call in sick all the time, and I'm lying!
I guess that's the whole point of the phrase.
-He said he's gonna rat us out. -(SIGHS)
-(CAR APPROACHING) -(TIRES SCREECH)
-(INDISTINCT SPORTS COMMENTARY ON TV) -(CROWD CHEERS)
You ain’t killing it right now.
-(SIGHS) -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
My coterie of supervillains is six-feet-fucking-under!
If it walks like a duck, it's either a duck,
I'm not stupid!
♪ All I wanna do is Rock n' roll until I die ♪
♪ Wondering if Everything is all right ♪
Just watch my pinky toe on my right foot.
(PAPER RUSTLING)
I just kind of put the idea in his head.
Fuck.
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it ♪
What, so he can narc?
in my off-hours, unless it's work-related.
-Adrian Chase, the Vigilante. -LEOTA: That's him.
-(HEAVY IMPACTS) -(GROANING)
AUGGIE SMITH: Get him out of here.
Fuck.
GUARD: On the ground! Now! Both of you!
What?
♪ Cramped inside your shell Please break out! ♪
It wouldn't fucking work!
(KNOCKING)
I thought I told you to wait in the car!
How the fuck could that even happen?
♪ (DEVIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪