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How he's treated you, your whole life.
I hope not.
Nothing, just...
You’re comparing yourself To a CHOAD!
You told Vigilante to kill Peacemaker's father?
I got some information about the case.
And it's offensive to me,
Where's Vigilante?
-(EAGLY SQUAWKS) -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
(VIGILANTE LAUGHING LOUDLY)
(GRUNTS)
-Bullshit! -No, Dad, if anything, we're working against the Deep State.
It's the only thing we agree on, and he makes me stuff, okay?
I've never had a friend quite like you.
You know what? If anything, you should be grateful,
If it walks like a duck, it's either a duck,
the fucker cut half my pinky toe off its the most important toe there is
Oh no, you're not gonna goad me into attacking you.
No, it wasn't! It was normal.
Hey, swing by my dad's on the way home.
You think I'm a good man?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
while you watched from the closet, jerking off?
But not here.
-or beef or-- -I don't give a shit, Adebayo.
No, he doesn't.
-♪ (MUSIC DARKENS) ♪ -(DOOR OPENING)
Hey, what do you think he was about to say?
if you put a goddamn dove of peace on the sniper rifle!
Peacemaker.
I don't know! He's-- he's unable to hide his distinctive walk!
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
No, Matter-Eater Lad. That's his power, he can eat anything.
(HEAVY IMPACT)
I once saw him eat an entire Wendy's Restaurant.
(JOHN LAUGHS)
♪ I'm not trying to fake it And I ain't the one to blame ♪
No! Hey, look, I'll go first.
-No. -You sound like him.
(SIGHS) ...I was gonna win that fight, you...
I don't know, dude. It's a Deep State thing.
No, not really.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
An individual you don't like and then...
(HEAVY THUD)
You think they'll arrest Peacemaker in there?
What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Shouldn't you kill him then?
about you being tortured and everything.
Kid looks over, he whacks him on the back of the head
I was-- I was agreeing with you.
(CRASHING)
I need to talk to Detective Song! Now!
Peacemaker, in my office.
What's it say in my file about what my dad did when I was a kid?
I didn't tell him to,
You said you were a superhero, like Batman.
-You ain't killing it right now. -(SIGHS)