Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I... I was cooking. I had no time.

There's a lot of anxiety and depression that we face as veterans

Somebody should do something.

She's just "funny."

- Mom... - Okay, you're in big trouble,

Okay, so you're gonna stay home.

Do you think we should talk more or something?

Alex, you told Schneider?

But not to worry, 'cause I came down to check and everything was fine.

I mean, there was a week when I was home sick and puking,

I came over to your house to bring your mom some juice.

I am the go-to male authority figure here.

And I am the mom's mom and I get to lie even more!

But then we get out, and it's like,

I have a hammertoe that needs to be shaved.

I mean, she should be so lucky.

This isn't like some bad teen movie

Hey, Alvarez, you left your phone in my car.

you tell people.

In my family, the only therapist we're allowed to talk to is Jesus.

Even my footie pajamas had kitten heels.

Come on, girl. Get in there.

and ask girls if they wanna hop in our sweet ride.

my Cuban blood will eat it and absorb it into nothing.

I'm just trying to find out if they also like guys.

Well, I mean, it was nothing like the original.

How dare you insinuate that I was lying to you!