Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told her to go chestnut... maybe auburn.

You're a good friend, Ken.

Molly... predictable as the sunrise.

Compulsive? Narcissistic? Asian fetish?

Apricot! Apricot!

Yes, I did, and I'm really happy for you.

Everyone says breakups are hard,

I thought you liked him.

We have the same origin story, Ken,

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I did not know I'd be held accountable.

Besides, they're 16.

Okay, it's actually not as bad as we thought.

- I am. - So am I!

although Tammy did go blond, and it is no bueno.

Well, let's see if you can handle the...

This is literally... my house!

No, he asked me to be his girlfriend.

- Need a spoon, buddy? - Nope.

So anyway, I had, like, this a-ha moment.

I even ordered these!

No, no, no. We can't... mm.

like the chair I'll hit him with if he doesn't.

Yeah. This could be an issue.

but I dumped him because you were so great.

Even though she tarnished your origin story?

I got one question for you.

This is easier than I thought.

and he's still single...

I'm a little too nervous to read it alone.