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I mean, how does this not bother you?
It was so long ago. Who remembers?
we can't even tell our own daughter
Absolutely.
what are the rules about hitting each other with folding chairs?
you didn't.
It's a confidentiality issue. You know I can't violate that.
and smash him with a frying pan.
I want to show you something.
Wait. What? Why can't we?
Dad, what are you doing?
she's dating Cheater Pan.
and I wanted to make sure you approved of him.
You give me his address and a folding chair.
Oh, you're gonna love this.
A pleasure to meet you? Where are we, Buckingham Palace?
Molly's so into that kid, and he's cheating on her.
Whew! Next time, lead with that, all right, sweetie?
Sean, I noticed that your watch is on your right hand.
I'm on the high school wrestling team, sir.
and I knew you wouldn't let me go if you didn't meet him first.
Oh, and where are we on the left-handed toilet paper?
I know where you live,
So, listen, before we start today's session,
Dad!
I can do a lot of things at the same time.
No, that's you.
What's going on, honey?
Oh, man, they're gonna crush you.