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- Did you get it? - I got it. Look, it's out. It's out.
You might get it all wrinkled if you come up on the hill with us afterwards.
-Oh. -Well, I can meet you there.
Well, I thought I told you! They're superficial. Well, didn't I?
- Hey, like me! - I think it's moving a little.
- I'm just being nice to her. - Well, stop being nice to her.
I thought you were interesting.
-Hey, look! He's getting a hard-on! -Hey, yeah, he is!
We have one week till our first game.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, Pirates, go!
You don't understand. Stay on the right side of the road!
Yeah.
-Blye! -Number 71 , you get out.
-Have you been crying? -Yeah, so what?
Okay. All right.
Oh.
I don't know.
. . .and some red twisty things for my girlfriend, please.
I bought the tie. I get to keep it. And I bought the shoes.
It's just a bug.
Hey, Luke! You want something?
You.
-You've broken a banana very well. -Thank you.
-We're just friends. -Yeah?
These are the men whose names are gonna spell victory!
Maybe you boys would like to step outside.
A lot of doctors say it's even better than aerobics.
Why do they call you Leukoplakia?
Now, if you wish to cut me based on my performance, that's your right.
Alise.
Do your parents know about this? Going out for the football team?
Hey, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke Get that ball away and puke
But some guy said he'd get great bandoleros.
I'm perfect because I have many friends. I can introduce you to people.
What did you think of me?
. . .artificial flavors. Good stuff.
Well, I'm afraid you'll have to, sir. Dick around with me.
What happened to Triechel?
Honestly, Lucas.
-Is there a team? -Yeah, at school.
-No, fine with me. -Thank you.
It's this one right here. This one.
-What'd you say? -It's a University of llIinois study.
Oh, is that what you do?
Come on! Come on! Get off the field!
feel the burn enjoy it
- You're dead meat! - Get back to the huddle and play ball!
- You can't play tennis? - Hey, Lucas!
Well, it's serious, but. . . .
And now this crazy idea about going out for the football team. . . .
Up here on the stage.
Go.
You know, either you're an athlete or you're not an athlete.
-I'm gonna tell you one more time. -Don't you call me that!
We practice every day and take buses with the guys to the away games.
Get out of this place. Get out of our way.
- Are you really gonna go? - It'll be fun.
Let's go! Forget about him! Huddle up! Forget about him!
Of me? Why?
We're taking Luke and Maggie to the dance Friday, if it's all right with you.