Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

? Find romance?

And then you turn your back for 24 hours

You were in a committed,

- Thank you. - Will you get a grip?

Take you, Hillary.

- Really? - Really.

I'll be right back.

You don't wanna go to the party?

and... just... do it.

Look, I hate the holidays.

Where are you going?

- What? - Cool.

and everything. Uh, Potsy.

I hate abstract.

There go some life, and over there, too.

? And they're stepping?

Or maybe you want Eric and the lawyer.

You know, Ronkonkoma.

You know, I didn't hear any complaints

and personally, I think he's right.

- And then you know what they say? - No.

when I got the nosebleed at the party?

I thought you said you wanted a drink!

- And this shithole building address. - What should we do?

That's just great.

Eric, Jesus, Eric...

Next thing I know,

and here go my man right here.

It's retarded. I wanna leave.

Jesus, you scared me half to death.

What if, for the sake

They just made that up.

to have broken up with somebody?

I think it makes sense.

Too much hostility.

? In boogie wonderland?

OK, OK, OK, OK, I'll do it. Oh, God!

Uh, excuse me, baby girl...

? And where is that harmony?

I mean, there are some people

It'll be our little secret,

Hillary, please, please,

because you were the worst lover

You remember Eric.

before somebody kills me, all right?

? To a decision on it?

This is... This is turning out to be

We're just having fun.

Do you see what I'm saying?

for my cousin's party.

talking about this.

with your worst nightmare.

- OK. - OK. Now...

? Don't run away, run away?

You guys should come by.

I think you'll feel a little better

what are you? I mean,

I picked her up earlier that night, too.

Um, maybe 6 months ago.

- What? - You know,

and wake up alone on New Year's Day?

I ain't going to call her young,

What was so horrible that you never even gave me a chance?

I got your coat, your gloves.

- Hey. - Wake up.

I got you some flowers.

Live tonight! Say yes.

The night's young.

I'm not telling no one.

There were... There were actual musicians here?

that's great, that's fine,

[Music Changes]

You don't have to spend it with me.

Do you understand me?! - Yes!

- [Door Closes] - [Footsteps]

just because you're inadequate.

you make all these little compromises

She better be listed, Val!

Yes, yes! I do. It's early.

and it got canceled.

? Don't run away and let me down?

I just wanted everything to be perfect.

the entire time we were going out.

Uh, mind if I sit down?

You know, this song

as anybody else.

Oh, jeez. Will you look at the time?

I don't think you're a slut.

I need you to come out of the bathroom.

OK, let's go now.

the right address.

about us ditching him and all that.

The pool table, the lamp, and everything.

like I'm not even here.

? She's got Bette Davis eyes?

? More than this?

I have never slept with Jack.

You can't leave before midnight.

I'm still in love with my old boyfriend.

always reminds me

if you know what I'm saying.

Oh, I did say that.

It's kind of cool.

Oh, you know, baby,

Hold on. We're almost there.

Look, I've had it with him,

I said, I wish that that was me.

and you go into a public restroom,

Well, maybe we'll meet somebody.

Aah, aah, oh, God.

Well, let me tell you something, Jack.

You like me as a friend, but not as a boyfriend,

like coming face to face

I thought everything was fine.

We don't belong in there, Val.

and I saw your face,

These matches are disappointing me!

Makeup and shit? That's just great.

It was off the box.

Sounds perfect.

Oh, that's so good.

for the superior woman that you are.

wasn't having that.

not answering her phone?

That kind of energy

Twain was my best friend a few years back,

That's what you wanted to do.

by the female form.

Yep. I understand.

Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself.

You really seem to understand my thrust.

at this gallery and it's kind of