Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

? And each time I feel like this inside?

That every woman you go home with

Well, I'm not going.

[Music Changes]

I gotta find a phone, don't I?

No. I'm kidding. That's a joke.

Um... well, I'm in my third year of law school.

You're not the same person I fell in love with.

? We don't care?

Your life has been totally dark, evil, and nihilistic

- Heh, sure. - All right.

Baby, come here for a second.

It... lt happens all the time.

I mean, I don't think that you need

You know, what... what was it about me

What? What? When I could be with what?

Now, let me see. Did I smile?

You look like you're about to throw up or something.

You want to go to some smelly bathroom

Jesus, there's nobody here yet?

Where you going?

? She'll take a tumble on you?

Want to go for breakfast?

What... What do you mean, you'll come back?

Like facing death.

I don't know. Do you?

and making trivial performance art

Val, you're crossing onto B, OK?

It's not that bad.

That was a cover story.

I don't believe this!

Uh, now this little girl here,

wine, cheese, the whole thing,

We'll get dates.

What are you doing?

She knows guys, but they're weird like her.

Isn't this an incredible coincidence?

No, 6 months is nothing!

to get out of here before these jerks get us killed.

Remember him? This guy would not

No, listen to me. Listen to me.

[Muttering, lmitating Lucy] ...fine holiday!

What are you doing?

he takes me to his gallery today

What? So what, now?

Um... with him.

It doesn't even matter what I think.

What are you doing?

Thank you, God, thank you!

OK, so, this is the address...

would look good on my floor.

and think about them.

I'm not a vain person.

Well, that's great.

You're turning on me, too?

the coolest year ever.

Oh, God, those are them?

Here, drink some water.

He was going on and on

I mean, he was really nice

First they had a little finger food,

Hap... Hap... Happy New Year. Hi.

Oh, there's Dutch boy

about how you and Jack were sleeping with each other

so a guy has to wonder...

Look, I don't remember who I was dating

It's in the bathroom.

she was so nervous about being with.

You know, baby, in life, sometimes

Life is ridiculous and demeaning, Kevin.

That's... That's OK, drawing a...

I think you're blaming me for being bad in bed

You know what I mean?

I can't believe that you are so hard up

? My spirit gets so downhearted?

Why do you think

It's sex. That's it!

Yeah. That's Ellie.

but he's a real talented fella.

I never really did it at all.

You know what? I mean, those outfits

You want to throw yourself at some guy you just met, it's your business.

Really? I mean, of course.

Well, guess what? It could've been anybody.

You let somebody move in with you,

but I think this woman was,

I've ever been on a date with 2 girls.

No, no. I'm still leaving.

like it's a minor inconvenience.

I mean, if you do.

in no, uh, particular way. Look...

You see, big girl right here

You know, when there isn't so much pressure.

OK, fine, I won't go home.

Like right now.

It's not my fault your girlfriend caught us

Oh, the guy in the middle,

You know what? I can't just leave the bartender.

And you, with your sordid little agenda.

Caitlyn, I know a girl who went home alone on New Year's Eve.

So we got to go back to the club

I have a right to know

My clothes and those clothes

and I told you.

Your life's a rose!

I think I'm falling in love with you.

coming to terms with his sexual problems, OK?

every single woman I go out with

I've got a date.

You might meet somebody.

I mean, nothing's good enough for you.

Yeah, it's cool.