Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. Maybe lunch?

OK? And I'm sorry

So call her up.

Thank God he brought a live one home,

and it looks like he found what he wanted,

? Boogie wonderland??

Yeah. This is the address she gave me.

I'm not finding a wallet here.

? You understand there is no exit?

Look, Jack, we don't have to do this.

? Up in your bippin' you better stand tall?

Well, you just take that god-awful dress off,

No. We've never been anything

he's rolling with big girl,

Yes, when she invited me.

I'm fucked up? I mean,

I mean, that's something.

Ohh, look at that.

Look, I'm sorry that what's-her-face dumped you.

Suddenly, she's got this mountain-climbing boyfriend

just walking the streets out there?

Those guys were such total posers.

Ah, it's Ellie.

You know how it is.

? Peace, love and understanding?

Really, law school. That is so yuppie.

I don't know. Three weeks ago, a month.

calling me again."

I can't believe you let him French you.

because this is breaking me, Eric.

This song always make me think about that.

? What's so funny about?

? Boogie wonderland?

until I'm a hollow shell.

You are cursed,

When have we ever not gotten dates?

We don't know anybody.

You're like a pack of Philistines!

Well, that's not good for me, man.

- Your drink! - What?

They're really sexy.

Do you have a light?

standing around with their cigarettes.

OK. I'll do it.

I'm not moving from this corner.

Maybe I should leave.

OK, it's, uh, how you doing?

You just stay the fuck away from B!

I wouldn't go to that party with you

She is having a party. I just need the address.

we'll get a couple beers,

the bartender/lawyer/real estate guy.

Mmm. Pretty girl. Foxy.

was it... you know?

I won't be serving Mai Tais my whole life.

but my little girl pretty in pink,

? I feel it slipping away?

So freeze your fucking ass off!

? Through troubled times?

- What? - We've got an hour.

with his hands,

That's not even a real place.

Oh, really? That's very astute.

I got pictures. Look here.

Recently? While we were still together?

? You brought me in from out the rain?

? And let me down?

- Val! - I'm just asking.

No. I don't think that would've helped.

Oh, that's perfect.

How could I have been so stupid?

Just called you up to say,

I love the East Village. It is so cool.

You just realized this now?

For reasons I can't explain right now,

♫ Feliz Navidad ♫

Jesus, like it's my fault I'm irresistible to men.

but totally honest with each other.

before I get out and play the market full-time.

you're on some macrobiotic diet,

Silky ho. I'll never forget her.

What were you two doing back there?

I'm gonna prove you wrong. That's right.

Sweetheart, you know what you need to do?

then they was kissing.

Yeah, I do think so.

Bridget: That was a total waste of time.

Almost having fun,

[Speaking Hindi]

Can I get some penis over here?

and we're going to have fun,

I'm stunned. This has never happened to me before.

I mean, I'm only human, for Christ's sake.

Especially as pretty as you are,

Cabbie: All right, let's get this party rollin', baby!

these feelings for me.

so, you know, I wasn't...

and, uh, move that truck for me?

My cousin Val? From Ronkonkoma?

are a shield against meaningful interaction

Why is everyone so afraid?

? Sweet harmony?

I mean, all the cool people live here!

Here you go, baby.

We're totally fucked on New Year's Eve

? You say your prayers?

a pretty unusual evening.

for somebody to tell them

It's, uh, it's supposed to be a good party.

Shit, my friends

Oh, and I called my parents,

I can't take it anymore.

having sex with people

Elvis Costello?

Thanking you? My life

Don't yell at me, Kevin.