Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and everybody hates me.

Happy New Year.

please don't leave me here all alone

? About this world?

You deserve each other.

instead of each other.

Well, baby, all this talk about teats

Cabbie: Mmm, mmm, mmm.

I'll usher them right over to you.

It must be part of the whole Zelda thing.

Mineral Vicious Water

- Cheryl. - Cheryl. Right.

OK, date's over. Look, why don't we

Can you tell I'm a professional?

And you, with your sordid little agenda

You wanted to hang out with the bands, right?

? You can be puttin' that sippin' and whippin'?

A fuckin' Encyclopedia Britannica?

Mmm, mmm, mmm, he's so cute.

What other reason could there be?

? Who's gonna cry?

- You're shittin' me. - No!

you know, l... I really like you a lot,

What are you talking about?

Who the fuck are you?

From where I'm standing,

with a mattress strapped to your back

He's in the bathroom.

I can't believe it.

about last night being your first time and everything.

It was like she was jinxed for the whole year.

Uh, that'll make it worse. Have some wine.

Look, can I tell you something here?

? The toll of the bell??

Right. Cindy, uh, you OK in there?

Look, uh, as an actor,

We are so lost! We are so fucked!

Well, what the fuck are we supposed to do,

I don't believe I recall an Eric.

? Laughin' down the sun like a jackal will?

Yeah. He went to a party on Avenue D.

Eric, hi. Happy New...

and bringing them back from the dead.

I think that bartender likes you.

I brought you some matches.

But I like you, and I thought you liked me.

asking around for the recipe.

It happened to me.

? My life will never be the same?

you know, considering, but there's no reason

Have you ever heard such a pile of shit?

I wanted to, like, I wanted to get near her,

from which to suck the life blood out of me

[Rap Beat] ? There's no sin in this?

You're right about New Year's Eve.

All right. Well, I'm leaving.

on New Year's Eve?

So, uh, can I call you later?

Big New Year's Eve date thing.

so we'll just stick around and see if he shows up.

So, uh, where's, um, what's-her-face?

vagina puppet man,

It's not that bad?

Listen, I think it's still a bit early for this party.

I bet you she write a couple love letters

I've never slept with Jack.

? Kiss 'em fierce with all his might forever?

It is incredible.

Deep thing. ? Tain't no big thing?

? Who's gonna cry??

damages the plush interior of my cab, right?

Yeah, Kevin, you're doin' just great.

? The power, the power?

Excuse me. I'm an artist.

What do you mean not again?

I'm surprised it hasn't happened by accident,

And wait till you hear the story she came up with.

? Waitin' for me to fall?

just end this date right here, OK?

Jack, you're doing it again.

but never a slut.

l... I wasn't expecting much, but this is an unprecedented low.

I meet someone, we go home together,

? I don't care?

Yeah, he's adorable.

of normal human proportions.

Heh, anyway, l... I ended up going home with him,

Well, then how?

You know, you just...

well, you better be sorry, sweetheart,

We either call your mother for the number,

for the whole year?

in crayons here and there.

you know, her big eyes, her big, round head, you know.

you can come to my prom.

Don't call me again.

He is dreamy, sex-bomb cute.

I sat in the back of the restaurant

You spoke to her?

It's not gonna work

Until you go home, sit down,

Val, you don't just meet people on the street.