Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where they think you give a shit about their stuff?

Just promise we won't go past Avenue A.

This is... oh...

Oh, now I'm inadequate.

? Don't run away, run away and let me down?

He's not your bartender.

to be perfectly honest with you, Hillary,

Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed.

Oh, my God! Val!

Everyone's depressed on New Year's Eve.

Look, you're...

Look, let's just forget everything,

Yeah, she's got your cousin's number, don't she?

? And you out for the cash like you out for the fame?

You know, I was a shy little knuckle-head kid.

Is there any way you can get out the car

You know what, Kevin?

Just do me a favor.

I don't think it's too jerky.

So common, so typical, so similar!

Listen, you think there was something special about you?

'cause he kept making vagina puppets

I just think you're a really nice person, Jack.

even though you found me attractive.

for a... for a hardened professional.

you can have a good time, baby,

off the old man, and...

The liar who's been bragging for months

[Moaning And Mumbling]

The band? What band?

You got dog shit on your back.

Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah,

? Run away, run away?

You bring me over here, and you tell me

That is unless you're right,

Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Did you ever think

It's your present, fuckhead. Open it.

You don't think I'm attracted to you.

If you have time?

You're going to think this is crazy, but...

I thought you were giving that package to your friend.

Caitlyn, your skirt's been over your head for hours.

Hi, I'm Hillary.

? How it feels to touch you?

I'm gonna invite him to this party.

It is so obvious.

No, no, that's not what I meant.

a lot of time to know something like that.

Yeah, that's right.

you gave me 6 months ago for breaking up with me.

before everybody else, so...

Oh, no, there's that chili girl

Oh, shit! Move it. Excuse me.

See, in the end,

but at least Eric will be there.

Well, I just happened to hear a whole story

What do you think about that, baby?

You said you'd be gone all week.

when your hands were up my dress!

Really, Eric, you just got to calm down.

they're doing this to me, Hillary?

[Punk Music Blares]

Why did I choose you?

? Crack more heads over them backs?

Eric, look, some things just can't be helped, you know?

It's like you're not nice at all!

he's really bad in bed.

It's New Year's Eve. Ha ha.

Most people, they underestimate the importance

I was some kind of freak or something.

Val! Val! Please listen to me!

if you cross that street!

So, no. The answer to the unspoken question.

No. As a matter of fact, I'm not kidding.

getting picked up by some bartender.

All: Five... four...

like Romeo and Juliet.

? How I feel so much?

That's what I have to deal with.

that you're so bad in bed. I really am.

No. I said Noho.

It's a small city, ain't it?

Bridget: You mean you're not an artist?

The people was dancing,

Just drop this now, please.

Not anyone worth mentioning.

Oh, come on, Eric. You know how it is.

Happy New Year!

We don't belong on B.

What am I doing? Let me get you inside.

Cabbie: Although I went

You know, Eric, my last boyfriend.

I'm staying there until I find a new apartment.

You said so yourself.

Oh, and you might want to try a new approach.

I have a right to know.

OK, OK. We're not going on B, OK?

? You hit the deck you get found out?

They make me happy, 'cause they remind me,

? Is there only?

talking to the ones you already know.

it was... it was bad.

Great. OK... Ha ha...

one of the ugliest bitches

get this car to just move?

I'll be back later.

Life's happenin' right now, baby.

but, if I have time, you know.

through the important signposts of life, lovingly.

He kept dragging a dead girl

I'm serious, Val. I knew a girl...

I mean... I'm gonna be there.

I been there once before.

What was your reason?

Please... Please don't touch me.

That's fine with me.

So, uh, what's in this package anyway?