Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is that, some kind of unwritten rule?

Something terrible is gonna happen

Long Island, huh?

and you'll whine, and you'll bitch,

because we can spend every weekend together,

we cant do that because blah blah... ...Complexity of the supercarrier

Lucy, do you want to fuck?

? What's so funny about?

to deliver this package to my friend Tony.

I bet you don't.

you're listening to Joni Mitchell!

I mean, just because of...

Twenty-four hours ago, you were so heartbroken,

that likes you the way you are.

What the fuck you carrying around in that pocketbook?

I don't know. I mean...

? 'Cause each time?

I'm... I'm really sure.

? Wanna make her all your own?

I don't know. Maybe she went to a party or something.

by people's motivations.

You should have sex on your birthday.

I bet you Rick James would've walked

'cause I know you're gonna spaz out,

to attract anybody but you.

of the goddamn restaurant.

Tell me the real reason

It's just a stupid New Year's Eve party.

Yeah, you know.

Well, what then?

? Pain and hatred?

I just started working

Oh, yeah? It's for Tony?

These White Sox are disappointing me!

that you ever let...

? Fool, you was born to ball?

I will fuck you

Apart from tonight.

Baby actually left.

You think that's a long time?

It's kind of liberating.

Oh, yeah, sure,

the kind of thing I did last night.

Ah, that's really good.

that wanted to stay home tonight, Lucy.

till we fell in love with the same girl.

Great. Wanna share a cab?

I mean, I see big things in his future,

That's what does it. Every year,

? In the darkness of insanity?

So don't you think

Yeah, it's incredible.

I mean, it felt like she really liked me,

Oh! There he is.

[Elvis Costello's Pump It Up Plays]

I've been working out.

He's gotta be depressed

and the whole time I'm sitting over there,

Jesus, Eric, relax.

Oh, the time I fell asleep.

I'm kind of nervous. Can you tell?

of finding someone

Unless you're chicken.

If I was you, I would pull over with me

Well, you know what? It's not gonna work, Ellie.

This guy weighs a fucking ton.

You see, it's all in the technique.

? Then when you least expect it?

Eric: l... I was flabbergasted.

since the day I met you!

Yeah, we're coming.

just tell me one thing.

Ohh, I can see that.

You need to find yourself a man

Because this is like the worst night of my life, OK?

Oh, with the flowers?

I'm never gonna forgive you for this, Lucy.

we'll fuck, OK?

Stay. Stay. Let's get some food in you,

I'm with someone.

Congratulations.

you have an epiphany and you realize

I was supposed to go on a ski trip

for dinner tonight.

Anyway, one night I went to a restaurant,

What do you expect? I'm under a deadline.

You don't remember? It was only 6 months ago.

You just saw my face

Oh, I'm sorry. It's just, uh,

I think there's gonna be a lot of people there.

blahblahblahblahblah... ...Complexity of the supercarrier

I can get into that shit.

Beverages. Beer.

Yeah, OK, it's almost 10:00,

Caitlyn: Please, the law school thing is bad enough,

l... I don't know. Um...

[Radio Transmission]

what makes him so great?

Eric, we are standing here with one hostess

and nobody shows up.

Do you wanna stop or not?

We have to go meet him there.

We didn't even officially break up.

That you were probably the most...

If you want to.

You know what we need? We need some music.

W-What are you saying?

You probably ate one of those chilies.

Well... Well...

working on New Year's Eve.

is so predictable.

have you once even ever considered having sex with me?

I bought them for you, remember?

[Boogie Wonderland Plays]

What do you say? Come on. You in?

You want to meet interesting guys, right?

Look, he'll be all right, OK?

The whole, you know, high-strung,

I just thought maybe, you know, I was falling in...

What time is it?

You said you were going out of town for New Year's Eve.

All right, this is what you're gonna do.

Well, let's do that. I didn't know you wanted

I don't know why I'm telling you all this.

So, uh, can I ask you a question?

by relating to their cigarettes

Come on, like you feel it. Come on, baby.

? Get your goosebumps tinglin'?

Are you offering yourself to me?

Oh, no. Not again.

Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.

You were gone almost 20 minutes.

I'm going to the train station

Why did you have to bring her to our coffee shop?

It's them. They're coming over here!

I don't know what to say.

Lucy: Hi! Happy New Year!

That's my booty look right there.

Let's get a drink.

Let's just talk, but outside.

Oh, well, that's just great.

I mean, that was awful.

and tell them we're meeting them early, all right?

Uh, and, uh, you know what happened?