Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, with the bartender?

? Looking through the eyes of love??

Oh, you're sorry?

Are you gonna be like this all night?

? Do that to me one more time?

He's our bartender.

and books you can buy.

Oh, come on. We're almost there.

have you ever thought to look

Oh, I know I'm right, baby.

Yeah, it's a rule.

And then they dump you.

go back to the coffee shop

you know, and, now she's in there making out with Dave,

Mmm. Do you believe

He does all these big abstract paintings with the, um...

Only you are depressed on New Year's Eve.

Do you guys like to dance,

Show the ladies what we've got for them, bro.

There was no committed monogamous relationship.

Oh, really, Eric, who remembers?

- You used to go out with her? - It was a long time ago.

and l, you know,

You know, you gotta ride this wave.

? Something courageous The road rats explode?

emasculating women.

Oh, Stephie, you know?

That's it. I have no friends,

You know I don't have ugly people for friends.

I guess I was wrong about tonight

hang out for the rinse cycle or something?

Was the sex any good at all?

? There's one thing I want to know?

You're kidding me. Why didn't you tell me?

I'm a friend of your cousin Val's.

OK, good. You know, uh,

singing at my party?

but the last train for Ronkonkoma

more judgmental between girlfriends.

Don't even start.

It's all right. It's all right.

and celebrate our strength together.

[People Celebrating]

do you wanna make slow, passionate love,

in search of a giant teat

I feel it in my gut!

How many times I gotta tell you?

She knew I'd be here,

I can't do this.

It's true. I read it.

why we can't just go to the party and have a good time tonight, OK?

if you hear me out.

is totally screwed up now because of you.

with the bands on New Year's Eve.

All you do is complain.

Bridget: You think this is too mean ditching him this way?

I mean, Stephie,

? This wicked world?

- Excuse me. - Hi!

I can't even tell you how many men I've fucked.

No. Jack, I mean,

Perfect. Good for you.

God, Stephie, please.

Does your cousin know any guys?

Look, what happened between us last night is, like,

Uh, OK. I'll... I'll call you a cab.

I'm a little intoxicated.

You need to get in this cab.

Hillary, Jesus, we only broke up 6 months ago.

to audition for a sitcom.

or do you like Devo or what?

? And as I walk on?

and I'm not letting him push me into

[Rock Music Playing]

She's my friend.

I must not have smiled. That's what it was.

Oh! My work! My work!

even if you smell like dog shit.

See? That's what I'm talking about.

That's perfect.

And plus, I've never really done

Drawing a blank.

Well... yeah...

You're shitting me.

So I'm hopeless? That's it. I'm hopeless.

Oh, this girl right here

and next thing I know,

Look, I'll call and see if she's listed.

and then in June,

These guys are musicians.

? In boogie wonderland?

or should I leave the meter running?

but what's with the cowboy shirt and the gladiator hair?

I got makeup and shit in there.

before my next show.

This guy with funny glasses,

Oh, I feel you.

I don't wanna look desperate.

You know, this is a big joke to you,

Men, you get into a relationship,

Oh, you love that.

We are so incredibly fucked.

on fucking Avenue D,

He has ceased refilling the peanut bowl.

? New rigors that devour?

- Ha ha ha! - Asshole.

What are you, on another fuckin' planet?

finding the right girl and everything.

even if it means we get jinxed

Why didn't you tell me?

And courtesy and manners are what women know.

saying I wanted to move back in.

Really? I said that. That's, uh, that's fun...

No. I mean about going to the party.

You've got to be kidding.

I just think you're so...

Thank you, God.

'cause I'm doin' just fine without you.

just because it's New Year's Eve.

And you just r...

We'll both go home, and if we're lucky,

you know, she's different.

We're in way over our heads here.

Right? That's something, right?

This is just... It's a waste of time.