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drag me back into this skank pit.
? She moves like she don't care?
But now I'll come back.
it's not like facing death.
I like a strong woman.
I hate you motherfuckers.
Mm-hmm.
and we'll go to the party. OK? Come on.
? Smooth as silk, cool as air?
? I ask myself?
A lot more than Ellie.
Anyway, Twain was the smooth one.
Well, they tell me that
Happy Fucking New Year
It's the obligation to enjoy yourself.
Drinking, fighting, loving the ladies?
You know, 'cause you looked
Eric: Oh, yeah. That's good.
I feel exactly the same way.
Give him my regards.
What time is it anyway?
You think I haven't noticed?
Oh, so you're shacking up with him?
Here we go. Whoop...
No, I'm not shacking up with him.
? Just hold my hand while I come?
just made me think I should say something.
My ski trip. Ahem.
No, don't baby me.
Val, Val, it's those guys!
Lucy: So then you'll get grumpy
I mean, that's only what I wanna do short term
1982 is gonna be, like,
No. I'm sorry. It was bad.
? Who's gonna cry?
All you do is complain.
Well, obviously she was threatened
I can't be babied, but thank you.
with a pocketbook full of makeup
Man.
If you want to break up with me, fine.
? Oh?
Kevin, I thought you knew. Everybody knew.
This is so cool.
Also...
Well, excuse me, OK? Wherever it is, it's right up ahead.
No, you won't.
than New Year's Eve, right?
Tell me the truth and I'll stay.
go to some stupid party, pretend to be happy,
Does he got any money on him?
And Jack, of course.
It was the only way I could get you
First, first. Like I was the first guy
Mm!
to know that you are all just a pack of roaming babies
doesn't work out...
She broke up with me. Do you believe that?
and I saw him there...
Do you believe him?
I don't know.
You want to know what it is?
Hey, how are you? I'm not dead.
OK, so maybe he's an artist, too.
and watched them eat dinner
All right, come on, let's go.
or something to be...
left an hour ago.
Right. I know. I'm sorry.
and I realized
I mean, I'm standing here in a basement
castrating,
Look, you wanted to know why you were bad in bed,
Well, 6 months is a long time.
Jesus, Eric, help me out here, OK?
This is the time to invest, prime the pump.
What? What's the matter?
Don't you think?
I mean, look, so what, you ate a chili.
I got your, uh, drink.
Good dog.
to pull over so soon, but I'll tell you what,
but that don't mean much.
We're fucked.
Your, you know, your flowers.
Whoa! Pardon me.
you know, what can I say?
? Don't run away, run away?
The thing is... What l...
if you feel a little bit awkward here,
any interesting guy walks through that door,
Well, it's, uh, you know, it's uh,
And you are a strong woman.
It's my birthday.
[Crash]
'82, rock on.
it seems a little sudden
But you just got here.
Oh, my God. There is no band, is there?
Will you grow up already?
Val!
with the problem here, Monica.
So?
You got a dime?
and bam,
You can't call your therapist on New Year's Eve.
You think so?
? I don't care?
If that's what you want.
♫ Feliz Navidad ♫ ?
Yeah, sure, you say that now,
You wouldn't even believe his work, OK?
It's, um...
I guess I was afraid you were going to think
and I'm not one to call women ugly,
Someone's coming.
- Weird. - I can't believe it.
In fact...
They only broke up 6 months ago, right?
I can't believe I was stupid enough
All right.
Yes. We're saved.
Will you hurry up?
It was like she was tainted.
wouldn't you know,
Oh...
Really? I had you figured
? But he cracked up Verbal assault?
? Wait, homed-up homie you must be trippin'?
Yeah, I was at this party...
? Gettin' dressed to kill?
It's inevitable, you know?
While we were on a mountain-climbing trip.
to sublimate her needs to guide her man
to surround yourself with as many people as possible,
I'm hanging on by a thread.
Yeah, with the bartender. You should come, Kevin.
That sounds much better, doesn't it?
but I'm going to tell you this,
you mean no guys at all?
I couldn't... I couldn't even make a list anymore.
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.
Please, it's just too desperate
I can't believe I almost went home earlier.
but I keep thinking about what you said earlier
Come on.
Where you going?
I mean, ever since you found out I was a virgin
We can get a drink. I mean, if you want to.