Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, come on, don't be like that. Look, Cheryl...

but I think she want a weenie herself,

It's those guys.

I'm going to the party.

suddenly they've developed

Remember when we went to a show together?

? Your legs give way you hit the ground?

Do you think 6 months is a long time

Twain bite into a string bean

if you know what I'm saying.

with countless strangers and bartenders,

that everyone thought was dead,

to care about you, Jack.

Listen to me. We are in deep shit here.

You think I'm a slut!

It's ridiculous and demeaning.

Yeah, I heard he had a record out.

if you just shut your freakin' mouth for five seconds?

What are you talking about? It's Cheryl.

What are you talking about?

making out in a bathroom stall.

Will you just forget about him?

Are you telling me we're stranded here for the night?

to tell me what you would like to do tonight.

? Like you just did?

That's what struck me last night

? Throw you like you were dice??

I'm sensing a real reluctance on your part

This corner's great.

It's gotta be around here somewhere.

I can't speak for Bridget or any of the others...

There's got to be a cab around here somewhere.

Because I think I'd really like to get out of here.

I can't call her.

ends up breaking up with me.

of our friendship, we just decided

of me and my buddy Twain.

There ain't no nothing.

What would you rather be doing?

I got to meet this guy Tony

and everybody hates me.

and realized you can't have sex with me?

Remember '78, I went home alone?

I'm having fun right here.

Be careful on the ice.

OK, fine. You don't remember the lame excuse

What are you doing here?

I thought it was okra.

It's just this guy, you know?

Yeah, you think I'm a big slut.

Of course Ellie's gonna show up tonight,

What is it with guys

It's New Year's Eve, and the woman breaks up with me.

and he was just... so...

Even when you go to a party,

that could happen.

Yeah, well, it's on Long Island.

? He's gonna fill his cup with the love in your heart?

Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.

We're not going there.

He's the worst.

This is bullshit. L...

Absolutely. Sure.

Oh, you're Monica.

and the woman is so willing

You have first pick.

Bartender: This is where it is.

Look, you just met this guy.

who throws himself

don't know what to do with either of them.

around the party. It was real weird.

- When are we meeting them? - I told you. After the party.

The only reason I keep you around as my friend

My name is Cindy!

So you feel like you are at work!

I bet that Cheryl person hates you, too.

Eric, you're hurting my skin.

Because, Jack, I really think you're the most...

Now these two girls in this picture,

- No, I mean a match. - Eric, will you relax?

He's all yours.

oh, I couldn't understand a damn thing they said,

292 Great Jones Street.

Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility

Scrambled or fertilized?

? The man's out of control?

What the fuck is your mother doing

I'm serious. I think we should

? You think you're infamous Mark remains untamed?

I'm getting out of here.

to smooth things along, and the next thing you know,

These pictures here, I'm keeping forever.

after the next when he could be with...

Well... no, l...

? Nothing could save us all that is sacred?

I'm the worst lover you ever had.

I thought we were getting out of here already.

No, thanks, anyway, heh.

and I wanted to be with her,

It makes no sense whatsoever.

Oh, ha ha! Sorry.

in the street on New Year's Eve?

She thinks I'm sleeping at your house tonight.

Cindy, I find myself very intrigued

and I got what I was looking for,

I'll know it if I see it.

And so ridiculous.

Tell me about it. I'm a secretary.

We're going to that party,

I'm gonna go find Tony.

I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now.

You think there's gonna be

Look, to tell you the truth,

and you think that's a curse?

What, the bartender?

I was contemplating using the bathroom, asshole.

That's the point. The whole topic makes me uncomfortable.

'Cause I think I'm finally over Lenny.

after I put the cab up, I mean.

[Zipper Unzips]

OK, so I was wrong about Jack.

I just wanted to get it over with.