Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How you like to have a free haircut for six months?
He made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately.
"I want you to have this job. Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite."
What bachelor auction?
Once I find a taxi guy, I stick with him.
You’re not Penske material
Oh, I dropped a nickel.
So if you call to ask if you have the job, you might lose it.
Of course...
Obviously.
Plus, he's on the corner. I'd have to pass him every day when I go by.
...I don't know, 6'3", 190 pounds.
- Yeah, yeah. - Hey.
You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny...
What are you going to do on the toilet?!
Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor.
I'm sorry.