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[Clears throat]
Hey, sweetheart. How's everything going?
Mr. President.
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♪ There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do ♪
In there, you can kill anyone on earth remotely.
for joining our tour today.
Wow, what?
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Like... how funny?
Thanks.
No?
I was upset because a bunch of immigrants were changing my class,
'Member not hearing?
Ike?
[Jingle plays]
that you went from being the biggest asshole
This is the President.
What about Eduardo Hernandez?
and all classified information.
Sure, I 'member!
How can my child be such a monster?
But now... I'm your president.
Good. Okay, now... now say, "I'm sorry, Dad.
Things aren't looking good here.
- Yeah, I 'member. - You 'member?
You know if they have anything at this store for a dry dick?
So, they'll blame your kid?
what what whaaat
- 'Member "You rebel scum"? - I 'member.
Mr. President, sir.
Jimm Jimmy
Well, I certainly want to thank you all
That's 'cause of yous, we won the election.