Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me talk to him right now.

Now I need you to type "You're a fat retard" in the comments.

Sure, I 'member Greedo.

Here's the keys.

And here, of course, is the famous football,

'Member the Death Star?

I haven't done anything.

Uh-huh. Take a number and join the others.

and type in "You should all get raped by gorillas."

You're not too busy, I hope.

and I believe your response was that I needed to go and learn their language,

it's that your penis can get really dry.

[Chuckles] Why do you want me telling you jokes all the time?

[Vocalizes "Hail to the Chief"]

in the drink, 'member?

I think it's one of the parents.

so that we can be even-stevens.

I'm just... Do you think you could tell me some jokes?

even though he's from [bleep] Guatemala.

I'm afraid everyone here who ate the mem'bries

Why? What the hell happened?

Sir, India's moving aircraft carriers

On your mother's life, this is a matter of national security.

I thought boys were being treated unfairly,

- "We did it!" 'Member? - Sure, I 'member.

You just sit in here until we figure out what to do.

Well, I laughed my butt off, and it never even occurred to me that they were women.

Oh, 'member when it fell in her drink?

Solar panels that replace roof shingles.

When all the skin on your penis is drying out