Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I need you to type "You're a fat retard" in the comments.

and type in "You should all get raped by gorillas."

so that we can be even-stevens.

even though he's from [bleep] Guatemala.

- "We did it!" 'Member? - Sure, I 'member.

and I believe your response was that I needed to go and learn their language,

Here's the keys.

in the drink, 'member?

Why? What the hell happened?

When all the skin on your penis is drying out

[Vocalizes "Hail to the Chief"]

Sir, India's moving aircraft carriers

I thought boys were being treated unfairly,

Uh-huh. Take a number and join the others.

Let me talk to him right now.

Solar panels that replace roof shingles.

I'm just... Do you think you could tell me some jokes?

You're not too busy, I hope.

And here, of course, is the famous football,

On your mother's life, this is a matter of national security.

[Chuckles] Why do you want me telling you jokes all the time?

I'm afraid everyone here who ate the mem'bries

I haven't done anything.

Well, I laughed my butt off, and it never even occurred to me that they were women.

Sure, I 'member Greedo.

You just sit in here until we figure out what to do.

'Member the Death Star?

I think it's one of the parents.

it's that your penis can get really dry.

Oh, 'member when it fell in her drink?