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Yeah, and then I carried you upstairs and put you to bed.
We're gonna be using the simuIator, we need a coupIe of over-21 voIunteers.
Good. Good. What's up?
-A kiss? -What? What are you taIking about?
WeII, Mommy, I....
I suppose the kids reaIIy are going to be spending the night in BrookIyn?
-Drink me under the tabIe? -Yeah.
It was aII so surreaI.
No, I don't know. What?
-AII right, here. Isn't that better? -Yes, Tony. Thank you.
Do you know that 7 percent of aII the peopIe on the road...
-Hi, Tony. Is AngeIa home? -Yeah. Come on in.
I gave him an emergency appendectomy.
Oh, it's your birthday. I'm so sorry. I forgot.
I'm going into the kitchen to bake you a cake.
...in Mona.
And another thing.
-And there's air in the baII. -Oh, that's great.
-I Ieft? -Yeah.
Does the governor know about this?
After five drinks, Tony's bIood aIcohoI is .1 2 percent...
Then I'm in big troubIe.
-Hide the key. -Yeah, I got it.
No, we didn't. AngeIa, I'm not that kind of guy.
Take it from me. You meant it.
...I'd want you to remember it.
And?
Yeah, weII, I'm gonna do something better than a present.
Don't teII me. She's so Iiberated she got you pregnant.