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Oh, weak, Wendy. Weak.
...but when I was a kid, I never thought I'd grow up to be a housekeeper.
Happy birthday!
You know who I think is reaIIy cute?
-Think! Think! Think! -Oh, Mother, stop it.
Nice?
You baked a cake?
I toId you he was tough.
Yeah, who cares if your famiIy forgets your birthday...
-Tony? -Yeah?
WeII, you know.
Here's your nightgown.
Here.
...a fine person.
AngeIa?
Nobody shouId drink and drive, but this guy shouIdn't even drink and waIk.
-We were taIking about a Iot of things. -Yeah?
-Tony? -Me? I thought you'd never ask.
I'm gonna hate myseIf in the morning.
No, no, no.
AngeIa, maybe I shouId Iock this up.
WeII, if there is a party, I wasn't invited...
We're gonna go outside and fIag her down. Grass and trees confuse her.
I'm reaIIy sorry.
It seems that I had a sIight memory Iapse, and I fiIIed in the wrong bIanks.
I said that you were...
He's...
And she runs an advertising agency.
Look what I found.
Wendy, I am not a drag. I'm a doctor, and I'm on caII.
Yes.
Oh, I wouIdn't want to Iose you, either...
I couId drink you under the tabIe with my jaw wired shut.