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it's time to go and build something to take care
His wife is having sex with the neighbor,
A marriage has to be more than that.
Cast: Trey Parker as Kyle Broflovski, Tracy Ann Bergen as Bebe Stevens, Josh Gad as Eric Cartman, Ray Romano as Stan Marsh & April Stuart as Wendy Testaburger Casting By: Bailey Wiig
No, I know, but it's like we're just good friends.
- Yes? - Hello, sir.
A paramedic is a person who takes care of people when they are sick or hurt during an accident
(sobbing)
I said it's not our responsibility
should be considered in need-
Ah, you have to pay for the bundle.
without our informative crime dramas.
You was told wrong, misser.
Go home and ask them, and as we ask them,
Huh? Oh. Oh, sorry, Wendy.
Stan! Stan!
I feel like we're losing our bond.
[cell phone rings]
- [mumbling] - Son of a bitch!
I guess if you don't want to be forced to pay for Oprah,
parents are still watching murder porn,
on Southern-Fried Homicide.
on the Hagans' DVR.
True Crime with Aphrodite Jones.
because cable makes it so convenient.
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
This is the result of a broken society
but we have to work together.
Watching Seductive Homicides,
I caught my parents over at Bebe's house
The niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is now fuckin dead
Your castle fucking sucks!
The guys at work, they took a bet on who would win
Can't you see that all we're trying to do
What? What-what's a Minecraft?
What? What-what’s a world war 2?
Selecting an empty world
"Hey, watch out for the creeper," but she fell.
We just need to send a technician out to your house
- Boo! Boo, Wendy.
a burglar broke in he was black
Now that you've built a workbench,
A marriage has to include fulfillments of fantasy
No, I can't wait around my house
We don't have to have sex for our relationship to be good.
Darn it!
# Ample parking day or night #
Ugh! Jesus!
to murder each other!
- Boo!
You can't just pay for what you want to watch.