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Hold on. Stay by the lake. I want to kill you now.
Look, everybody, I know we all feel our hands are tied,
We just have to get the spark back.
Date Line Murder, and Deadly Affairs
We have 100 ounces of silver.
to change out your cable box.
Look, dude, we're trying to keep our parents away
I play the banjo too.
thing he had built, and I yelled,
And why was that?
You have no idea what this is about, do you?
that have informative murder porn appear to be working.
Three weeks, huh?
from watching spousal homicide shows.
Tonight at 10:00,
Mr. Garrison?
[sobbing]
because 96% of the time
It'd be impossible to clear away all the D NA evidence anyway.
Your parents watch that stuff?
Boo Celtics! Boo! Boo Celtics.
What? How do you know?
because at your local company,
what they see in video games, but cable television?
[door closes] Oh, I love you, Randy.
Then I guess you just have to work within our time windows.
Oh jeez that's terrible
We don't need informative murder porn
That's how our parents broke the passcode.
A burglar broke in. He was black.
Oh, man, it's gonna be, like, three weeks.
because he was trying to harvest the sugar cane with a hammer.
Sure, one or two people might act out
Sinful Secrets, On the Case with Paula Zahn.
Ouchie, ouchie! Mommy rape my no-no!