Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, yes. I can hear you.

It's frigging cold.

"of the 20-odd plates of Simon Rogan's food

You ought to...

Well, let's go here. Let's get some breakfast here.

Listen, it's do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do,

- I won't finish there, no. - Jesus Christ.

This is a huge bed. We could easily share this bed.

We need to get some sort of a system going, you know,

I'm a tiny bit hurt that he didn't want me to,

[imitating sonar pulse]

How far are we gonna go?

It's like... where we are now,

[phone ringing]

from killing as I do?

Well, you know where I am. You can come see me anytime.

We've got the liqueur made out of the mallow leaves

That's a disgusting idea.

It's a very nice view.

Industrial Revolution,

You derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

And like lollipops,

Will you sign that?

[as exaggerated Caine] My name's Michael Caine.

If you want to go visit, I'll take you there.

[mimicking gunfire]

It's like a... It's like a Turner painting.

Don't worry about that.

- Michael Sheen is always... - Brilliant.

"The third night, when my own loud scream had waked me

[mumbling] There's no such thing as a haggis hunt.

Uh, no, thank you.

Never done that before.

but he can't, 'cause he's brown bread.

I like that as well.

# I was in your arms #

Odd, 'cause you were executive producer on a lot of it.

- Okay. - Okay, bye.

Gentlemen, to bed

I'd have to ask Sally.

I normally go to the toilet.

Okay, who's this? Ready? Who's this?

Bit of the Shackleton...

Ah, oh, no, let's not.

Yolanda, do you know who that is?

but you wouldn't be able to do it...

Just take that for you.

Dudley and Peter. Peter and Dudley.

I'm just gonna de-mist the windows, Rob,

The only disadvantage with limestone,

We couldn't have done that the way that Michael does it.

" It was not to be supposed that Mr. Coleridge could keep on

I miss it. I really miss it.

Yes, you did, and on that count,

- Hi, Steve. - We're off.

It's in limbo, you know? It's in limbo.

It's average size to me.

She was only 15 years old.

and I don't remember meeting them,

Okay, I'll stay here.

7 is a bit bigger, but I prefer 15.

No, that's Emma.

Oh, that's total rubbish.

That's not... that's...

Yes, I know, but that really wouldn't be fair

you'll know him, of course, as TV's Alan Partridge,

Le Jardin Secret St Tropez Scout

If it goes, you're a household name.

but, you know, the gesture is the important thing.

It's a bit presumptuous that he's saying

She's passionate about food. She loves food.

but this was actually formed about 10,000 years ago

No, that's autistic.

Let me up the stakes.

Shall I leave you in room 15 and move Mr. Brydon into 7, or...

[as Ian McKellan] From Bolton's old monastic tower,

I just naturally don't go to it.

a warrior that came...

Oh, beautiful. Yeah.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

- So here it is. - Oh, very nice.

It's about, oh, 12:00?

And your chocolate dessert is a warm chocolate fondant,

But no penetration.

I was reading his poem called The Pains of Sleep.

Three. I don't know...

What, for having an ill child? Of course not.

No, no, I don't.

I'll go make the tea.

So you and Rob, do you work a lot together or...

it was probably not a moving violation."

I've got darker stuff. That's fine.

Well, you could, but it'd be a bit rubbish.

Yeah, well, yeah, listen, you're the one who said

Okay, listen, I'll be back soon,

Or its modern-day equivalent.

both: # Building me a home #

but he might make a mess."

This is delightful.

before to be garnished with a shredded local seaweed.

She thought it would be useful in the Lake District,

Absolutely superb.

[as Connery] whereas I, when I was growing up in Edinburgh,

You're from Manchester.

[as Roger Moore] I'd like a vodka martini,

Why have you brought tampons? That's not what I said.

- Yeah? Heat. - Yeah?

And it is incredible.

Oh, so I'll see you tomorrow then, yeah?

hang on... a stronger identity than Wales?

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

'cause you appreciate personality more.

a stately pleasure-dome decree

I'm just sad about the breakdown.

- I'll see you. - Okeydoke.

Oh, you may also know Steve

and that will propel you.

I'm sorry, but we're fully booked tonight, sir.

- Good. - Yeah.

I think the North had...

I know. That's why I asked you.

. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

Okay, I'll leave you to it.

would be perfectly suited...

very... very... slowly

That's amazing.

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

Las Vegas? What are you going there for?

that have been very well reviewed

which are baby queen scallops.

So do you think I could play Heathcliff?

You like cream, then you'll be happy.

The... well, getting on the M60 clockwise

All the brothers, my man.

"Come, Come, Mr. Bond, You Derive Just As Much pleasure from killing as I do.""

He would have definitely partaken

I sing it for queen and country.

Oh, candlewick bedspread? That's not very sexy.

but I assume it would be something along the lines of:

Wuthering Heights.

I can't go fast, because Michael Caine...

Why don't you review the food and say,

I might just, like, tickle you with a knife.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say there was an historic accord.

- I heard it in your voice. - Are you glad I didn't?

not only the longitudinal ones, the east-west ones, same thing,

Really good. Really good.

Is that written down?

He found it very hard to be creative.

Small man stuck in a box.

I'll give you a clue. It's not a Muppet.

Soup of the day. Can't go wrong.

They'll be doing the floral dance.