Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're from Manchester.

Well, let's go here. Let's get some breakfast here.

Just take that for you.

I think the North had...

I was reading his poem called The Pains of Sleep.

Listen, it's do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do,

Yolanda, do you know who that is?

I'm just gonna de-mist the windows, Rob,

but, you know, the gesture is the important thing.

Or its modern-day equivalent.

We need to get some sort of a system going, you know,

- Yeah? Heat. - Yeah?

- So here it is. - Oh, very nice.

You like cream, then you'll be happy.

it was probably not a moving violation."

Shall I leave you in room 15 and move Mr. Brydon into 7, or...

You derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

[imitating sonar pulse]

and that will propel you.

7 is a bit bigger, but I prefer 15.

a warrior that came...

Ah, oh, no, let's not.

"The third night, when my own loud scream had waked me

and I don't remember meeting them,

would be perfectly suited...

Odd, 'cause you were executive producer on a lot of it.

both: # Building me a home #

It's in limbo, you know? It's in limbo.

but this was actually formed about 10,000 years ago

Yes, yes. I can hear you.

I sing it for queen and country.

I'd have to ask Sally.

Oh, you may also know Steve

- I won't finish there, no. - Jesus Christ.

So do you think I could play Heathcliff?

But no penetration.

- I'll see you. - Okeydoke.

I'm sorry, but we're fully booked tonight, sir.

Las Vegas? What are you going there for?

" It was not to be supposed that Mr. Coleridge could keep on

[as Roger Moore] I'd like a vodka martini,

Why have you brought tampons? That's not what I said.

It's like a... It's like a Turner painting.

Soup of the day. Can't go wrong.

- Hi, Steve. - We're off.

The only disadvantage with limestone,

- Good. - Yeah.

[as Connery] whereas I, when I was growing up in Edinburgh,

She thought it would be useful in the Lake District,

She was only 15 years old.

And like lollipops,

They'll be doing the floral dance.

I know. That's why I asked you.

'cause you appreciate personality more.

but he might make a mess."

Never done that before.

If it goes, you're a household name.

Will you sign that?

- Okay. - Okay, bye.

Oh, beautiful. Yeah.

Okay, I'll stay here.

I like that as well.

This is delightful.

"of the 20-odd plates of Simon Rogan's food

that have been very well reviewed

And your chocolate dessert is a warm chocolate fondant,

Yes, you did, and on that count,

He would have definitely partaken

I've got darker stuff. That's fine.

Is that written down?

- I heard it in your voice. - Are you glad I didn't?

a stately pleasure-dome decree

It's a bit presumptuous that he's saying

In fact, I'd go as far as to say there was an historic accord.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

Oh, candlewick bedspread? That's not very sexy.

It's about, oh, 12:00?

I miss it. I really miss it.

What, for having an ill child? Of course not.

I'm a tiny bit hurt that he didn't want me to,

I might just, like, tickle you with a knife.

That's not... that's...

- Michael Sheen is always... - Brilliant.

Okay, who's this? Ready? Who's this?

Gentlemen, to bed

I'm just sad about the breakdown.

I'll go make the tea.

The... well, getting on the M60 clockwise

. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

We've got the liqueur made out of the mallow leaves

[mimicking gunfire]

which are baby queen scallops.

Let me up the stakes.

No, that's autistic.

That's a disgusting idea.

Don't worry about that.

Le Jardin Secret St Tropez Scout

So you and Rob, do you work a lot together or...

Uh, no, thank you.

All the brothers, my man.

If you want to go visit, I'll take you there.

This is a huge bed. We could easily share this bed.

Really good. Really good.

He found it very hard to be creative.

I just naturally don't go to it.

but you wouldn't be able to do it...

Dudley and Peter. Peter and Dudley.

I can't go fast, because Michael Caine...

very... very... slowly

No, no, I don't.

"Come, Come, Mr. Bond, You Derive Just As Much pleasure from killing as I do.""

hang on... a stronger identity than Wales?

It's like... where we are now,

Oh, so I'll see you tomorrow then, yeah?

but I assume it would be something along the lines of:

Yes, I know, but that really wouldn't be fair

before to be garnished with a shredded local seaweed.

It's average size to me.

Small man stuck in a box.

And it is incredible.

No, that's Emma.

Wuthering Heights.

Okay, listen, I'll be back soon,

from killing as I do?

We couldn't have done that the way that Michael does it.

Oh, that's total rubbish.

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

Absolutely superb.

I'll give you a clue. It's not a Muppet.

Bit of the Shackleton...

How far are we gonna go?

but he can't, 'cause he's brown bread.

Well, you could, but it'd be a bit rubbish.

I normally go to the toilet.

It's a very nice view.

Three. I don't know...

She's passionate about food. She loves food.

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

not only the longitudinal ones, the east-west ones, same thing,

It's frigging cold.

[as exaggerated Caine] My name's Michael Caine.

Okay, I'll leave you to it.

You ought to...

Industrial Revolution,

you'll know him, of course, as TV's Alan Partridge,

That's amazing.

[as Ian McKellan] From Bolton's old monastic tower,

[phone ringing]

[mumbling] There's no such thing as a haggis hunt.

Yeah, well, yeah, listen, you're the one who said

Well, you know where I am. You can come see me anytime.

Why don't you review the food and say,

# I was in your arms #