Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He would have definitely partaken

[phone ringing]

Or its modern-day equivalent.

but this was actually formed about 10,000 years ago

Okay, listen, I'll be back soon,

Industrial Revolution,

but I assume it would be something along the lines of:

That's a disgusting idea.

both: # Building me a home #

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

I can't go fast, because Michael Caine...

it was probably not a moving violation."

but he can't, 'cause he's brown bread.

Listen, it's do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do,

I'm just sad about the breakdown.

[mumbling] There's no such thing as a haggis hunt.

Odd, 'cause you were executive producer on a lot of it.

hang on... a stronger identity than Wales?

I'll go make the tea.

"Come, Come, Mr. Bond, You Derive Just As Much pleasure from killing as I do.""

Yeah, well, yeah, listen, you're the one who said

and I don't remember meeting them,

- Hi, Steve. - We're off.

He found it very hard to be creative.

I'm a tiny bit hurt that he didn't want me to,

would be perfectly suited...

a warrior that came...

not only the longitudinal ones, the east-west ones, same thing,

Yes, I know, but that really wouldn't be fair

Well, you know where I am. You can come see me anytime.

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

It's a bit presumptuous that he's saying

Okay, who's this? Ready? Who's this?

I miss it. I really miss it.

Small man stuck in a box.

That's amazing.

Oh, you may also know Steve

"of the 20-odd plates of Simon Rogan's food

We need to get some sort of a system going, you know,

Don't worry about that.

Oh, candlewick bedspread? That's not very sexy.

The only disadvantage with limestone,

Never done that before.

I think the North had...

She's passionate about food. She loves food.

7 is a bit bigger, but I prefer 15.

Okay, I'll stay here.

I like that as well.

You're from Manchester.

Yolanda, do you know who that is?

I was reading his poem called The Pains of Sleep.

but he might make a mess."

But no penetration.

Why don't you review the food and say,

It's like a... It's like a Turner painting.

Oh, beautiful. Yeah.

- I heard it in your voice. - Are you glad I didn't?

but you wouldn't be able to do it...

- Michael Sheen is always... - Brilliant.

Soup of the day. Can't go wrong.

- I won't finish there, no. - Jesus Christ.

'cause you appreciate personality more.

- Good. - Yeah.

You derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

[as Roger Moore] I'd like a vodka martini,

All the brothers, my man.

I sing it for queen and country.

Dudley and Peter. Peter and Dudley.

and that will propel you.

So do you think I could play Heathcliff?

[imitating sonar pulse]

If it goes, you're a household name.

[as Ian McKellan] From Bolton's old monastic tower,

. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

No, that's autistic.

Let me up the stakes.

"The third night, when my own loud scream had waked me

In fact, I'd go as far as to say there was an historic accord.

you'll know him, of course, as TV's Alan Partridge,

from killing as I do?

I'll give you a clue. It's not a Muppet.

Oh, that's total rubbish.

Just take that for you.

She thought it would be useful in the Lake District,

I've got darker stuff. That's fine.

They'll be doing the floral dance.

Yes, yes. I can hear you.

This is delightful.

I might just, like, tickle you with a knife.

The... well, getting on the M60 clockwise

No, no, I don't.

Wuthering Heights.

It's like... where we are now,

If you want to go visit, I'll take you there.

I just naturally don't go to it.

- Yeah? Heat. - Yeah?

a stately pleasure-dome decree

And it is incredible.

[mimicking gunfire]

I normally go to the toilet.

It's in limbo, you know? It's in limbo.

[as Connery] whereas I, when I was growing up in Edinburgh,

Las Vegas? What are you going there for?

I know. That's why I asked you.

Uh, no, thank you.

Well, let's go here. Let's get some breakfast here.

We couldn't have done that the way that Michael does it.

This is a huge bed. We could easily share this bed.

Well, you could, but it'd be a bit rubbish.

She was only 15 years old.

- So here it is. - Oh, very nice.

# I was in your arms #

which are baby queen scallops.

Really good. Really good.

- I'll see you. - Okeydoke.

" It was not to be supposed that Mr. Coleridge could keep on

And like lollipops,

Why have you brought tampons? That's not what I said.

Bit of the Shackleton...

It's about, oh, 12:00?

I'd have to ask Sally.

What, for having an ill child? Of course not.

Le Jardin Secret St Tropez Scout

but, you know, the gesture is the important thing.

- Okay. - Okay, bye.

[as exaggerated Caine] My name's Michael Caine.

that have been very well reviewed

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

Three. I don't know...

Absolutely superb.

No, that's Emma.

It's average size to me.

very... very... slowly

Gentlemen, to bed

And your chocolate dessert is a warm chocolate fondant,

That's not... that's...

Is that written down?

You like cream, then you'll be happy.

You ought to...

Will you sign that?

Shall I leave you in room 15 and move Mr. Brydon into 7, or...

We've got the liqueur made out of the mallow leaves

I'm just gonna de-mist the windows, Rob,

Okay, I'll leave you to it.

I'm sorry, but we're fully booked tonight, sir.

Ah, oh, no, let's not.

Oh, so I'll see you tomorrow then, yeah?

before to be garnished with a shredded local seaweed.

It's frigging cold.

It's a very nice view.

So you and Rob, do you work a lot together or...

How far are we gonna go?

Yes, you did, and on that count,