Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why have you brought tampons? That's not what I said.

This is delightful.

- Good. - Yeah.

That's a disgusting idea.

very... very... slowly

"of the 20-odd plates of Simon Rogan's food

Oh, you may also know Steve

Just take that for you.

you'll know him, of course, as TV's Alan Partridge,

I was reading his poem called The Pains of Sleep.

That's not... that's...

I'm sorry, but we're fully booked tonight, sir.

- I won't finish there, no. - Jesus Christ.

I can't go fast, because Michael Caine...

both: # Building me a home #

And it is incredible.

[mimicking gunfire]

Ah, oh, no, let's not.

and I don't remember meeting them,

Don't worry about that.

So do you think I could play Heathcliff?

Bit of the Shackleton...

It's like a... It's like a Turner painting.

but I assume it would be something along the lines of:

You're from Manchester.

Oh, so I'll see you tomorrow then, yeah?

I sing it for queen and country.

[as Ian McKellan] From Bolton's old monastic tower,

- Yeah? Heat. - Yeah?

- So here it is. - Oh, very nice.

which are baby queen scallops.

You derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

You ought to...

7 is a bit bigger, but I prefer 15.

[as Roger Moore] I'd like a vodka martini,

Why don't you review the food and say,

We need to get some sort of a system going, you know,

. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

that have been very well reviewed

Is that written down?

He would have definitely partaken

before to be garnished with a shredded local seaweed.

I miss it. I really miss it.

Small man stuck in a box.

Odd, 'cause you were executive producer on a lot of it.

All the brothers, my man.

She was only 15 years old.

I like that as well.

"The third night, when my own loud scream had waked me

Oh, beautiful. Yeah.

No, that's autistic.

not only the longitudinal ones, the east-west ones, same thing,

Yes, yes. I can hear you.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say there was an historic accord.

would be perfectly suited...

hang on... a stronger identity than Wales?

I'm just sad about the breakdown.

I think the North had...

It's frigging cold.

That's amazing.

- I heard it in your voice. - Are you glad I didn't?

[as exaggerated Caine] My name's Michael Caine.

I know. That's why I asked you.

She thought it would be useful in the Lake District,

Gentlemen, to bed

I'd have to ask Sally.

from killing as I do?

I just naturally don't go to it.

Okay, who's this? Ready? Who's this?

How far are we gonna go?

Dudley and Peter. Peter and Dudley.

He found it very hard to be creative.

And like lollipops,

Shall I leave you in room 15 and move Mr. Brydon into 7, or...

- I'll see you. - Okeydoke.

Will you sign that?

Oh, candlewick bedspread? That's not very sexy.

"Come, Come, Mr. Bond, You Derive Just As Much pleasure from killing as I do.""

but he can't, 'cause he's brown bread.

They'll be doing the floral dance.

I'll give you a clue. It's not a Muppet.

Never done that before.

I've got darker stuff. That's fine.

I normally go to the toilet.

Or its modern-day equivalent.

I'm just gonna de-mist the windows, Rob,

Le Jardin Secret St Tropez Scout

We've got the liqueur made out of the mallow leaves

Well, you know where I am. You can come see me anytime.

- Michael Sheen is always... - Brilliant.

Listen, it's do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do,

The only disadvantage with limestone,

I'm a tiny bit hurt that he didn't want me to,

and that will propel you.

You like cream, then you'll be happy.

Wuthering Heights.

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

If it goes, you're a household name.

but, you know, the gesture is the important thing.

Three. I don't know...

Uh, no, thank you.

but he might make a mess."

But no penetration.

[imitating sonar pulse]

a stately pleasure-dome decree

I'll go make the tea.

So you and Rob, do you work a lot together or...

She's passionate about food. She loves food.

We couldn't have done that the way that Michael does it.

If you want to go visit, I'll take you there.

Absolutely superb.

No, that's Emma.

" It was not to be supposed that Mr. Coleridge could keep on

Soup of the day. Can't go wrong.

I might just, like, tickle you with a knife.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

'cause you appreciate personality more.

It's a bit presumptuous that he's saying

Let me up the stakes.

What, for having an ill child? Of course not.

The... well, getting on the M60 clockwise

but this was actually formed about 10,000 years ago

but you wouldn't be able to do it...

Well, let's go here. Let's get some breakfast here.

This is a huge bed. We could easily share this bed.

Industrial Revolution,

Okay, I'll leave you to it.

Yeah, well, yeah, listen, you're the one who said

Oh, that's total rubbish.

Yes, you did, and on that count,

It's about, oh, 12:00?

[as Connery] whereas I, when I was growing up in Edinburgh,

[phone ringing]

Yolanda, do you know who that is?

Las Vegas? What are you going there for?

It's like... where we are now,

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

Okay, listen, I'll be back soon,

a warrior that came...

Okay, I'll stay here.

# I was in your arms #

Yes, I know, but that really wouldn't be fair

[mumbling] There's no such thing as a haggis hunt.

- Okay. - Okay, bye.

- Hi, Steve. - We're off.

It's in limbo, you know? It's in limbo.

Really good. Really good.

It's average size to me.

Well, you could, but it'd be a bit rubbish.

And your chocolate dessert is a warm chocolate fondant,

It's a very nice view.

it was probably not a moving violation."

No, no, I don't.