Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Speaking of boiled eggs,

We will breakfast.

I'm on wireless.

Exhausting for everyone.

It's incredible.

I work with auteurs.

"He's not as tall as Coogan, but he's better.

Human history has been recorded for, what, 3,000 years?

- This is Molly. - Nice to see you.

I like your work.

Hi, Emma. How are you?

No, well aware of it.

this was a huge volcanic caldera.

[clears throat]

I dare say you'd throw away all your awards if it...

Do you try for those roles?

Don't make me wait.

Petit four. Why are they called petit fours?

but that's the blink of an eye.

In the back of the voice,

Were you an altar boy?

No. I don't know. I don't know.

but I'll let it go.

[melancholy piano music]

so Robert Southey had his wife and Coleridge's wife

- Who I look like. - Yes.

Every time I look at that, I want to...

sort of, you know, escape.

And the lamb to follow. Thank you.

You could have a film BAFTA if...

[as Connolly] I know. I know. I can't help it.

We shall rise at 9:00, and we shall head off tomorrow morning.

I'm with a short Welsh man who does impressions.

The reason that song has so much pain

Yes. Oh, I know that.

[stammering] get you, as it were, going, if I...

All right. All right. Jesus Christ.

[mumbling as Caine]

Here we are. The Yorke Arms.

What do you mean? I'm just... what do you mean?

We shouldn't probably go much further

grew up in the East End of London,

I won't go into detail,

I meet women. I charm them. I seduce them.

- Babbling. - Yeah.

Yeah, you look nice, yeah.

- Thanks, Magda. - Bye.

the Port Talbot four.

"And wedded to no one in particular."

that drifted from the South Pole all the way to where we are now

# You had a temper like my jealousy #

It's a very beautiful field.

napkins like God.

- That's what we're known as. - Really?

[as Moore] I'd like a vodka martini,

[sheep bleating]

Standing on a grave. Sorry.

the way you're doing it, all right?

All right. Yes. Thanks. Bye, baby. Bye, bye.

It's got... it is a bit...

Yeah, if I want to pick my... what I do is,

It's not looking...

through Abbeystead, get on the M6 at junction 33,

Giles Coren in The Times.

All present and correct.

But I really... the thing is, is it an actor?

I met some amazing people, and there's lots of interest.

Well, the land mass was part of Avalonia.

- Kind of cruel. - Mm-hmm.

I know that that means it's good.

- People... I could have done opera. - How many octaves?

Oh, Christ, I better be careful what I say.

[adopts Swedish accent] But wait,

It's a chocolate inverted comma.

Say good-bye. Are you gonna wave?

Don't make her like the chef from the Muppets.

This is Yolanda, the photographer.

What do you think? What do you think?

15. Yeah, I prefer 15.

followed by the lamb.

Leave my sister out of it, all right?

So how has the trip been so far?

You think of that as industrial, of sort of...

smoke marijuana, smoke hash.

- Okay. - At the back.

Uh... listen, are you free next week

Right, ready, here's a clue. This might give it to you.

- Sire, sire. - Yes?

Do you have... Do you know him in Poland?

I will honor you and the restaurant, sir!

That's the problem.

I wonder... that's autistic savant.

We couldn't. We couldn't. We're not the same.

[as '60s Caine] Because you look like

I was up there.

Yeah, see you tomorrow. All right.

I'm happy with either.

Where... why isn't she here?

Yeah, no, you're a real method actor.

You should take a look at your face.

and then cut down through Oughtershaw,

That's not a daughter. That's our Steven.

I've always liked maps.

I guess just a little seating area there

Belonged there. Belonged there.

All right. Well, I'm going that way.

You're just annoyed because you don't know about...

Do you want one?

I'm an excellent director.

# Too hard, too greedy #

but also for the man inside,

- Then... - That's a bit unkind.

# Re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

Oscar, best actor.

Anthony Hopkins.

Yes. Mission accomplished.

I imagine it is.

She wasn't being like anything.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

As a rule, it's more effective if you don't fluff the line.

and all I ever wanted to do was blow the bloody doors off.

This was a volcanic lake of molten volcano,

Thank you. Thank you.

"Never mind all the talk of inventiveness and variety,

First one, pigeon, lamb encore,

Why didn't you come earlier?

as stunningly accurate.

I was watching the television in my room, and I said,

[stammering as Burton]

- Do you want me to ask her? - No, no, no. Don't ask her.

if push came to shove,

one of the most delightful homecomings I've ever enjoyed.

and older women just 'cause, you know,

Rob Brydon, Small Man in a Box.

and then quickly say hi to my parents.

You've got stuck halfway towards your destination!

and helped us avoid looking at the brutal reality

I think I would like to be buried,

and just pressing my head onto it.

Well, I'll take over when you're...

I would never do that.

Please leave Matt a message,

- Nice. - Yeah, it's whatever.

Listen, well, let's just speak later, okay?

Listen, have I met Yolanda before?

Come back. Wait, come back.

but there's something very different about it.

Make sure all the other hotels have got separate rooms, right?

Man from being ex-prison admiral...

When it gets loudly, it gets very loud indeed!

but he wrote the lyrics from her point of view.

I always think of Coleridge

we were taking a break, so, you know, what do you expect?