Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Petit four. Why are they called petit fours?

- Kind of cruel. - Mm-hmm.

and just pressing my head onto it.

# You had a temper like my jealousy #

[as '60s Caine] Because you look like

Do you try for those roles?

I'm on wireless.

[stammering] get you, as it were, going, if I...

You could have a film BAFTA if...

All right. Yes. Thanks. Bye, baby. Bye, bye.

I wonder... that's autistic savant.

one of the most delightful homecomings I've ever enjoyed.

but he wrote the lyrics from her point of view.

Well, the land mass was part of Avalonia.

That's not a daughter. That's our Steven.

Yeah, see you tomorrow. All right.

Standing on a grave. Sorry.

- Do you want me to ask her? - No, no, no. Don't ask her.

I'm with a short Welsh man who does impressions.

We shouldn't probably go much further

15. Yeah, I prefer 15.

[mumbling as Caine]

but there's something very different about it.

and all I ever wanted to do was blow the bloody doors off.

Exhausting for everyone.

This is Yolanda, the photographer.

- Okay. - At the back.

You think of that as industrial, of sort of...

Where... why isn't she here?

Say good-bye. Are you gonna wave?

Don't make me wait.

- That's what we're known as. - Really?

It's incredible.

We couldn't. We couldn't. We're not the same.

Uh... listen, are you free next week

Do you have... Do you know him in Poland?

I was up there.

So how has the trip been so far?

Thank you. Thank you.

and helped us avoid looking at the brutal reality

Come back. Wait, come back.

through Abbeystead, get on the M6 at junction 33,

# Too hard, too greedy #

I will honor you and the restaurant, sir!

- People... I could have done opera. - How many octaves?

Rob Brydon, Small Man in a Box.

the Port Talbot four.

sort of, you know, escape.

and older women just 'cause, you know,

No, well aware of it.

Yeah, you look nice, yeah.

- Nice. - Yeah, it's whatever.

Were you an altar boy?

but I'll let it go.

Here we are. The Yorke Arms.

I like your work.

I met some amazing people, and there's lots of interest.

And the lamb to follow. Thank you.

I meet women. I charm them. I seduce them.

You're just annoyed because you don't know about...

[as Moore] I'd like a vodka martini,

All present and correct.

In the back of the voice,

I would never do that.

Giles Coren in The Times.

this was a huge volcanic caldera.

It's a very beautiful field.

[sheep bleating]

All right. Well, I'm going that way.

No. I don't know. I don't know.

All right. All right. Jesus Christ.

It's not looking...

I dare say you'd throw away all your awards if it...

Belonged there. Belonged there.

The reason that song has so much pain

I won't go into detail,

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

but also for the man inside,

I'm happy with either.

Every time I look at that, I want to...

I've always liked maps.

It's a chocolate inverted comma.

That's the problem.

Do you want one?

Right, ready, here's a clue. This might give it to you.

When it gets loudly, it gets very loud indeed!

You've got stuck halfway towards your destination!

She wasn't being like anything.

- This is Molly. - Nice to see you.

"He's not as tall as Coogan, but he's better.

Man from being ex-prison admiral...

so Robert Southey had his wife and Coleridge's wife

Yes. Mission accomplished.

We shall rise at 9:00, and we shall head off tomorrow morning.

[adopts Swedish accent] But wait,

Hi, Emma. How are you?

What do you think? What do you think?

- Then... - That's a bit unkind.

Yes. Oh, I know that.

I work with auteurs.

- Babbling. - Yeah.

that drifted from the South Pole all the way to where we are now

As a rule, it's more effective if you don't fluff the line.

and then quickly say hi to my parents.

the way you're doing it, all right?

Yeah, no, you're a real method actor.

Make sure all the other hotels have got separate rooms, right?

smoke marijuana, smoke hash.

but that's the blink of an eye.

What do you mean? I'm just... what do you mean?

"And wedded to no one in particular."

[as Connolly] I know. I know. I can't help it.

[clears throat]

Human history has been recorded for, what, 3,000 years?

- Who I look like. - Yes.

But I really... the thing is, is it an actor?

I was watching the television in my room, and I said,

Please leave Matt a message,

Speaking of boiled eggs,

This was a volcanic lake of molten volcano,

Oscar, best actor.

I imagine it is.

Why didn't you come earlier?

I'm an excellent director.

if push came to shove,

and then cut down through Oughtershaw,

First one, pigeon, lamb encore,

I always think of Coleridge

I think I would like to be buried,

# Re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

I guess just a little seating area there

we were taking a break, so, you know, what do you expect?

- Sire, sire. - Yes?

Well, I'll take over when you're...

- Thanks, Magda. - Bye.

Anthony Hopkins.

Listen, well, let's just speak later, okay?

"Never mind all the talk of inventiveness and variety,

[melancholy piano music]

I know that that means it's good.

as stunningly accurate.

grew up in the East End of London,

Don't make her like the chef from the Muppets.

[stammering as Burton]

Oh, Christ, I better be careful what I say.

Listen, have I met Yolanda before?

It's got... it is a bit...

Leave my sister out of it, all right?

Yeah, if I want to pick my... what I do is,

followed by the lamb.

napkins like God.

We will breakfast.

You should take a look at your face.