Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

You look like you're recovering from a stroke

"about L'enclume in Cartmel.

and chew my bone.

[as Jones] [grunts] Think I better die now.

I sometimes get, like, a fluttery heart,

As you... look, look. Look how much... look.

it's one of the most enjoyable periods of my life.

and such small portions.

that I stay away for.

Though it's hurting me, now it's history.

No, you sound like a submarine clearing its throat.

Is true, what I read about you?

Yeah, I suppose it is.

Yeah, listen, do us a favor, would you?

that I ate in my two visits."

- Seriously? - Climbing gear.

which are cooked in their own juices

He says... and I learned this, right?

You shocked me, 'cause I would have thought

Not a lot of people...

I'm not a turn, am I? I inhabit the role.

- I'm saying that bit. - I know.

Sorry, we only have one double room for you.

You see, you've got a huge amount of momentum

Well, that's handy.

What do you say?

Okay, we'll do that. Thanks for the call then.

You're getting Michael Caine in stereo.

[as Connery] When I play my cards,

Yes, did you see I did on my face?

It's a shellfish broth made out of mussel, clams, cockles,

The red's just for safety reasons, really.

I give a little wave to you.

Because sometimes you tend to sort of,

talk of battles past and old,

All right. Okay. See ya, Dad.

I take a toothpick, go to the toilet,

You don't want to try and go and kiss a girl

I've printed out some reviews...

- Coke? - Yeah.

Can we have a knife for the butter, please,

Imagine that, eh? It's a lovely thought, isn't it?

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

All right, talk about some of the characters.

He is a general lover of art and science."

That's about, on horseback, about three hours or something.

It's a little like haggis.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Olivia Newton-John's version of Xanadu.

How long have you known him?

but I'm only saying that because it's you.

than Peter Sellers,

but I just don't know any.

(BOTH HUMMING A SCALE)

Come on, let's get in.

Right, this is how Michael Caine speaks.

It's lovely. Delicious.

[moody post-punk music]

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

There is something very attractive about him.

See that there?

Uh, it may be under his name, Brydon.

Tintern Abbey, Wales.

- Hey. - Oh, what a lovely house.

It's all a dream.

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

Yeah, he's a, you know, he's a good friend.

Okay, it's just up here, and I looked at all the rooms,

We talked about it in the office, remember?

'T is a continental breakfast.

To begin with, we have a nice little appetizer.

up through the Trough of Bowland,

# Thinking I belong... #

- Bye-bye. - All right, see you, Mum.

It's too dangerous.

It's not quite nasal enough

The thing about sat nav is, you don't where you're...

No, they never leave at, you know, 9:30.

[as Dustin Hoffman] It's great to meet you.

Through the nose. Through the nose.

It's very nice to meet you.

I suggested he try heroin.

It's a good time for you, you know?

topped with a fizz which is made out of ginger beer

[as Hopkins] " I was dazzled,

Well, how much is an octave?

Leave my sister alone.

- Yes, of course. - Make it out to Paul.

That's a bit weird. Rob.

the food here is terrible,

down the B6160 through Kettlewell,

Yeah. Yes. I will do that today.

What do you read about me?

I'd rather that it be a mystery.

and pitch some of my ideas, and it was really good.

I've been 41 for three years.

That's not what Coleridge would have been imbibing.

you enjoy playing all your cards just as much as I do.

Thank you. Lovely.

Well, it's difficult, you know,

when he gets very emotional,

Thanks. Thank you.

I'm, er... we're just in the Trough of Bowland

Is that why you went to bed early last night,

Well, they're wrong.

but I thought she was very unreasonable.

We couldn't play those parts.

I directed the whole movie in one go.

9:14 ON THE DOT

Have you noticed as you get older,

"It's really hurting, really hurting, ah."

and another Fricker sister living here, plus the children,

- It sounds so familiar. - He's an international star.

That looks lovely. What is that?

The long features on the surface are the rillenkaren.

Oh, this is great.

He wouldn't have been having a spliff, would he?

these linear features, begun as, basically,

for tomorrow we rise at daybreak.

The backpack makes it harder.

well, no, the modern-day equivalent of that,

It's the aristocratic way.

Okay, you play a pathologist.

Well, you can stay with Mischa, can't you?

alert the authorities.

Right, Doctor Who are very keen again.

- Shall I go first? - Yep.

the very first railway in the world in Manchester,

He's not brilliant; he's good. He's solid.

like, we all know what a lolly is...

Hey, are you all right?

would start to melt, and normally,

No, I said I was thinking of going with Rob.

as I've told you many times before,

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

You want to talk about things you've gone through?

be a good place to go and meet some people

[mimics explosion]

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti #

Periodically, he would come back and visit, uh-huh.

Of course. Of course we read.