Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been 41 for three years.

[mimics explosion]

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

I'm not a turn, am I? I inhabit the role.

The red's just for safety reasons, really.

- Hey. - Oh, what a lovely house.

It's too dangerous.

you enjoy playing all your cards just as much as I do.

Because sometimes you tend to sort of,

Can we have a knife for the butter, please,

You don't want to try and go and kiss a girl

- Shall I go first? - Yep.

Yeah, listen, do us a favor, would you?

Yeah, he's a, you know, he's a good friend.

It's a little like haggis.

Tintern Abbey, Wales.

I'm, er... we're just in the Trough of Bowland

alert the authorities.

How long have you known him?

The long features on the surface are the rillenkaren.

As you... look, look. Look how much... look.

be a good place to go and meet some people

No, you sound like a submarine clearing its throat.

down the B6160 through Kettlewell,

I'd rather that it be a mystery.

but I'm only saying that because it's you.

Is true, what I read about you?

Well, they're wrong.

It's a shellfish broth made out of mussel, clams, cockles,

Uh, it may be under his name, Brydon.

That's not what Coleridge would have been imbibing.

Is that why you went to bed early last night,

which are cooked in their own juices

talk of battles past and old,

[as Jones] [grunts] Think I better die now.

Thank you. Lovely.

Oh, this is great.

(BOTH HUMMING A SCALE)

Olivia Newton-John's version of Xanadu.

for tomorrow we rise at daybreak.

It's all a dream.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Well, how much is an octave?

It's the aristocratic way.

[moody post-punk music]

I give a little wave to you.

Though it's hurting me, now it's history.

It's very nice to meet you.

Come on, let's get in.

Yes, did you see I did on my face?

- Seriously? - Climbing gear.

Well, it's difficult, you know,

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

I directed the whole movie in one go.

and pitch some of my ideas, and it was really good.

Well, that's handy.

Yeah. Yes. I will do that today.

You see, you've got a huge amount of momentum

He wouldn't have been having a spliff, would he?

All right. Okay. See ya, Dad.

Thanks. Thank you.

and such small portions.

[as Dustin Hoffman] It's great to meet you.

like, we all know what a lolly is...

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti #

that I stay away for.

To begin with, we have a nice little appetizer.

Sorry, we only have one double room for you.

The thing about sat nav is, you don't where you're...

- It sounds so familiar. - He's an international star.

[as Connery] When I play my cards,

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

these linear features, begun as, basically,

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

- Yes, of course. - Make it out to Paul.

but I thought she was very unreasonable.

Not a lot of people...

Of course. Of course we read.

That's about, on horseback, about three hours or something.

It's lovely. Delicious.

I've printed out some reviews...

Okay, we'll do that. Thanks for the call then.

See that there?

There is something very attractive about him.

- Coke? - Yeah.

That looks lovely. What is that?

He says... and I learned this, right?

topped with a fizz which is made out of ginger beer

No, I said I was thinking of going with Rob.

I sometimes get, like, a fluttery heart,

- Bye-bye. - All right, see you, Mum.

That's a bit weird. Rob.

We couldn't play those parts.

We talked about it in the office, remember?

and another Fricker sister living here, plus the children,

The backpack makes it harder.

Well, you can stay with Mischa, can't you?

but I just don't know any.

well, no, the modern-day equivalent of that,

Right, Doctor Who are very keen again.

# Thinking I belong... #

[as Hopkins] " I was dazzled,

when he gets very emotional,

"It's really hurting, really hurting, ah."

He's not brilliant; he's good. He's solid.

Through the nose. Through the nose.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

He is a general lover of art and science."

I suggested he try heroin.

What do you say?

- I'm saying that bit. - I know.

What do you read about me?

It's a good time for you, you know?

You look like you're recovering from a stroke

You want to talk about things you've gone through?

as I've told you many times before,

Periodically, he would come back and visit, uh-huh.

9:14 ON THE DOT

Yeah, I suppose it is.

that I ate in my two visits."

All right, talk about some of the characters.

It's not quite nasal enough

Okay, it's just up here, and I looked at all the rooms,

would start to melt, and normally,

Hey, are you all right?

and chew my bone.

You're getting Michael Caine in stereo.

No, they never leave at, you know, 9:30.

up through the Trough of Bowland,

You shocked me, 'cause I would have thought

Right, this is how Michael Caine speaks.

Okay, you play a pathologist.

Imagine that, eh? It's a lovely thought, isn't it?

"about L'enclume in Cartmel.

I take a toothpick, go to the toilet,

Leave my sister alone.

the very first railway in the world in Manchester,

the food here is terrible,

'T is a continental breakfast.

it's one of the most enjoyable periods of my life.

Have you noticed as you get older,

than Peter Sellers,