Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because sometimes you tend to sort of,

would start to melt, and normally,

You don't want to try and go and kiss a girl

I directed the whole movie in one go.

Well, it's difficult, you know,

Thank you. Lovely.

No, I said I was thinking of going with Rob.

- It sounds so familiar. - He's an international star.

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti #

That looks lovely. What is that?

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

It's all a dream.

down the B6160 through Kettlewell,

What do you read about me?

Come on, let's get in.

All right, talk about some of the characters.

and another Fricker sister living here, plus the children,

I take a toothpick, go to the toilet,

I give a little wave to you.

He wouldn't have been having a spliff, would he?

you enjoy playing all your cards just as much as I do.

It's a good time for you, you know?

- Yes, of course. - Make it out to Paul.

I sometimes get, like, a fluttery heart,

# Thinking I belong... #

I'd rather that it be a mystery.

and such small portions.

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

I'm, er... we're just in the Trough of Bowland

Well, you can stay with Mischa, can't you?

No, you sound like a submarine clearing its throat.

Well, that's handy.

[moody post-punk music]

and pitch some of my ideas, and it was really good.

talk of battles past and old,

Leave my sister alone.

'T is a continental breakfast.

Yeah. Yes. I will do that today.

Not a lot of people...

Have you noticed as you get older,

The red's just for safety reasons, really.

topped with a fizz which is made out of ginger beer

He says... and I learned this, right?

- Bye-bye. - All right, see you, Mum.

That's not what Coleridge would have been imbibing.

Though it's hurting me, now it's history.

Through the nose. Through the nose.

It's very nice to meet you.

that I stay away for.

[mimics explosion]

See that there?

The thing about sat nav is, you don't where you're...

- Seriously? - Climbing gear.

No, they never leave at, you know, 9:30.

It's too dangerous.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Oh, this is great.

Right, Doctor Who are very keen again.

It's lovely. Delicious.

It's not quite nasal enough

the food here is terrible,

Okay, you play a pathologist.

be a good place to go and meet some people

for tomorrow we rise at daybreak.

but I'm only saying that because it's you.

Yeah, listen, do us a favor, would you?

You look like you're recovering from a stroke

The long features on the surface are the rillenkaren.

Okay, it's just up here, and I looked at all the rooms,

I'm not a turn, am I? I inhabit the role.

9:14 ON THE DOT

but I just don't know any.

You're getting Michael Caine in stereo.

and chew my bone.

- Hey. - Oh, what a lovely house.

Thanks. Thank you.

It's a shellfish broth made out of mussel, clams, cockles,

but I thought she was very unreasonable.

As you... look, look. Look how much... look.

Uh, it may be under his name, Brydon.

as I've told you many times before,

What do you say?

it's one of the most enjoyable periods of my life.

that I ate in my two visits."

[as Jones] [grunts] Think I better die now.

alert the authorities.

which are cooked in their own juices

That's about, on horseback, about three hours or something.

He's not brilliant; he's good. He's solid.

(BOTH HUMMING A SCALE)

- Shall I go first? - Yep.

up through the Trough of Bowland,

Is true, what I read about you?

- Coke? - Yeah.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

"about L'enclume in Cartmel.

You see, you've got a huge amount of momentum

Tintern Abbey, Wales.

Yes, did you see I did on my face?

That's a bit weird. Rob.

Well, how much is an octave?

How long have you known him?

Well, they're wrong.

He is a general lover of art and science."

I've printed out some reviews...

Right, this is how Michael Caine speaks.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

To begin with, we have a nice little appetizer.

You want to talk about things you've gone through?

Can we have a knife for the butter, please,

[as Connery] When I play my cards,

There is something very attractive about him.

Olivia Newton-John's version of Xanadu.

Hey, are you all right?

"It's really hurting, really hurting, ah."

Imagine that, eh? It's a lovely thought, isn't it?

Sorry, we only have one double room for you.

We talked about it in the office, remember?

We couldn't play those parts.

I suggested he try heroin.

Yeah, he's a, you know, he's a good friend.

when he gets very emotional,

You shocked me, 'cause I would have thought

It's the aristocratic way.

Periodically, he would come back and visit, uh-huh.

Yeah, I suppose it is.

the very first railway in the world in Manchester,

The backpack makes it harder.

I've been 41 for three years.

than Peter Sellers,

well, no, the modern-day equivalent of that,

[as Hopkins] " I was dazzled,

like, we all know what a lolly is...

these linear features, begun as, basically,

- I'm saying that bit. - I know.

Is that why you went to bed early last night,

[as Dustin Hoffman] It's great to meet you.

Okay, we'll do that. Thanks for the call then.

Of course. Of course we read.

It's a little like haggis.

All right. Okay. See ya, Dad.