Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[as Dustin Hoffman] It's great to meet you.

"about L'enclume in Cartmel.

Right, this is how Michael Caine speaks.

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

The red's just for safety reasons, really.

The long features on the surface are the rillenkaren.

[as Connery] When I play my cards,

We couldn't play those parts.

but I thought she was very unreasonable.

You see, you've got a huge amount of momentum

I've printed out some reviews...

That's a bit weird. Rob.

Yeah. Yes. I will do that today.

You want to talk about things you've gone through?

which are cooked in their own juices

and another Fricker sister living here, plus the children,

that I ate in my two visits."

(BOTH HUMMING A SCALE)

[as Jones] [grunts] Think I better die now.

Yes, did you see I did on my face?

topped with a fizz which is made out of ginger beer

He says... and I learned this, right?

- Shall I go first? - Yep.

# Thinking I belong... #

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

talk of battles past and old,

Okay, we'll do that. Thanks for the call then.

He wouldn't have been having a spliff, would he?

the very first railway in the world in Manchester,

Oh, this is great.

Is true, what I read about you?

than Peter Sellers,

I'm not a turn, am I? I inhabit the role.

Well, how much is an octave?

well, no, the modern-day equivalent of that,

Thank you. Lovely.

Uh, it may be under his name, Brydon.

I'd rather that it be a mystery.

Because sometimes you tend to sort of,

- Hey. - Oh, what a lovely house.

these linear features, begun as, basically,

[moody post-punk music]

[as Hopkins] " I was dazzled,

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

He is a general lover of art and science."

and such small portions.

That's not what Coleridge would have been imbibing.

I give a little wave to you.

9:14 ON THE DOT

It's the aristocratic way.

I take a toothpick, go to the toilet,

It's lovely. Delicious.

I sometimes get, like, a fluttery heart,

but I just don't know any.

Well, you can stay with Mischa, can't you?

The backpack makes it harder.

like, we all know what a lolly is...

No, they never leave at, you know, 9:30.

Yeah, I suppose it is.

As you... look, look. Look how much... look.

Well, they're wrong.

It's very nice to meet you.

That looks lovely. What is that?

Right, Doctor Who are very keen again.

Come on, let's get in.

"It's really hurting, really hurting, ah."

you enjoy playing all your cards just as much as I do.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

- Coke? - Yeah.

We talked about it in the office, remember?

All right. Okay. See ya, Dad.

Periodically, he would come back and visit, uh-huh.

Thanks. Thank you.

Sorry, we only have one double room for you.

would start to melt, and normally,

No, you sound like a submarine clearing its throat.

and pitch some of my ideas, and it was really good.

All right, talk about some of the characters.

Though it's hurting me, now it's history.

Have you noticed as you get older,

You shocked me, 'cause I would have thought

No, I said I was thinking of going with Rob.

that I stay away for.

for tomorrow we rise at daybreak.

as I've told you many times before,

Tintern Abbey, Wales.

I'm, er... we're just in the Trough of Bowland

- Yes, of course. - Make it out to Paul.

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

Olivia Newton-John's version of Xanadu.

You don't want to try and go and kiss a girl

- Bye-bye. - All right, see you, Mum.

You look like you're recovering from a stroke

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Well, that's handy.

alert the authorities.

Not a lot of people...

That's about, on horseback, about three hours or something.

be a good place to go and meet some people

Can we have a knife for the butter, please,

- Seriously? - Climbing gear.

You're getting Michael Caine in stereo.

Through the nose. Through the nose.

I directed the whole movie in one go.

I've been 41 for three years.

What do you read about me?

I suggested he try heroin.

the food here is terrible,

It's a good time for you, you know?

It's all a dream.

It's a shellfish broth made out of mussel, clams, cockles,

It's not quite nasal enough

To begin with, we have a nice little appetizer.

'T is a continental breakfast.

up through the Trough of Bowland,

There is something very attractive about him.

It's a little like haggis.

when he gets very emotional,

Imagine that, eh? It's a lovely thought, isn't it?

It's too dangerous.

Is that why you went to bed early last night,

- I'm saying that bit. - I know.

Okay, you play a pathologist.

Of course. Of course we read.

Well, it's difficult, you know,

Okay, it's just up here, and I looked at all the rooms,

- It sounds so familiar. - He's an international star.

Yeah, he's a, you know, he's a good friend.

Hey, are you all right?

it's one of the most enjoyable periods of my life.

down the B6160 through Kettlewell,

The thing about sat nav is, you don't where you're...

How long have you known him?

He's not brilliant; he's good. He's solid.

Yeah, listen, do us a favor, would you?

See that there?

Leave my sister alone.

[mimics explosion]

and chew my bone.

but I'm only saying that because it's you.

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti #

What do you say?