Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Quite tomato-y.

Well, I mean, it could.

[phone ringing]

still running around, going to parties and chasing girls...

Oh, yes, please do. I love you.

about 10,000 years ago.

- All right, man. How you doing? - Fine, thanks.

It's terrific to meet you.

So are there lots of pretty Northern waitresses up there?

He doesn't do it for me.

Come, come, Mr. Bond. The winner takes it all.

And photographs. Tremendous.

- Ciao. - Okay, bye.

Shut up. Don't tell me how to act.

tackled the subject of Xanadu with varying degrees of success.

I want to be in films,

Thank you very much.

on all the other latecomers.

I thought there should have been two rooms booked.

tomorrow we shall have breakfast.

[engines revving]

You know, they tell me... I hear my ex-wife

for we leave at 9:30.

singing an octave up with you would be a pleasure.

No, I'm just saying, if it did...

it's like the tortoise and the hare, all right?

There's a bathroom there with lots of marble, so...

You can say, "I would bring him in,

Where'd you go?

- It is, yeah. - With impressions.

Oh, shit. I'm late.

Eh, best actor, Steve.

Michael Sheen couldn't play Pauline Calf.

I'd ever become a great comedian, you know?

[clears throat]

You weren't interested in Wordsworth

Everything's beautiful.

I'll deliver it with a nice bit of understatement.

Malham Cove, it's in many, many textbooks.

It's just like my comedy.

That's a shiver down my arms whenever I hear that...

[as Hugh Grant] Could I... could I... could I...

# Thinking I'd be strong there #

like, an arrhythmic heartbeat, and I've got it now.

I've not fucking finished.

- Five? Five? - How much is an octave?

Her name's Yolanda, by the way.

food gets stuck in your teeth more?

And they always say something like,

then the B6265 through Grassington to Pateley Bridge,

Sorry, you derive just as much

if they'd have been around.

At the bottom of those little sacks,

with whiskey as well as chili.

No, I like humor. I like levity. I like brevity.

Oh, don't run it.

Hey, how's it going?

- Afternoon. - Good afternoon.

I spoke to your mum.

The bathroom's through there.

Tiger to bed For you golf another day

and just get every little bit out of my teeth,

And then the cod. Lovely. Thank you very much.

It was a photo shoot for Time Out.

I've asked other people, but they're all too busy,

and yours is the nicest.

- Thank you very much. - Was everything okay?

As you can see, the sun is now on the other side of the...

Okay, bye. Bye.

Look a bit like that guy off Top Gear.

Noah Baumbach, Todd Haynes, Alexander Payne, all of them.

"to live on the sound of his own voice.

Yes, and you're not a...

[as Caine] I, on the other hand,

I have owed to them in times of weariness sensations sweet.

[as small man] Where are you? I don't know where you are.

Try and do it real.

Yeah, well, that sounds a bit like I'm lonely.

Look into my eyes.

I don't believe that you really believe

shaken, not stirred.

We thought we would go and stay the night at Greta Hall

- Oh, I'm going. Bye-bye. - Bye. Bye.

even though it was meant to intimidate me.

If Michael did it, people would go,

Are you all right? Oh, that's all right.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

but... I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest.

And let me say this.

No, I'm not. I'm 44. I've been 41 for three years.

"blown away by the originality, integrity, and extravagance.

Yeah, big, open-face. Happy faces.

It’s none of my business, but I thought she was very unreasonable.

cracks in the rock as it lithified.

I mean, I'm 41.

without being clever.

And sleep well.

I got to have her on the front page right now!

Und that's what you've done too.

a little amorous.

[as Alan Partridge] Oh, might like to go

It has as much of an identity as Wales.

What do you mean it's not gonna happen?

No, you fool, crampons.

I'll send out a search party. Drive safely.

I'd rather look at it and appreciate it.

So this is it, just kind of, you know...

Where do you go from there?

- This would have... - Oh!

You can't do that.

I just said, seriously, I don't mind sharing a bit.

so that I have a headstone, like Elvis,

you were thinking of doing Anthony Hopkins, weren't you?

when he was 35."

# Now it's history #

this magazine launch.

[as Caine] She was only... She was only 15 years old.

Like Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible II.

Well, it tastes of tomatoes.

Yours looks more interesting, but...

Sir Ian McKellan.

In case you wanted to draw a parallel there.

and a spiced cauliflower.

[mumbling as Swedish Chef]

" He pursues knowledge as a mistress."

I'll take those for you.

- Did it? - Yes.

No, I'm sorry, but if you go along the lake,

is a cry for help.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Victor Lewis-Smith.

along the west bank of Windermere.

although a very hard rock,

Okay, do an octave up.

Can you... can you talk to Joe?

'Cause if there is,

and the acid derives from the water,

Oh, that's excellent.

- We can be chummy. - Yeah, yeah, chummy.

If you really want to pay tribute to him,

No, you're right.

I can't get the image of snot out of my head now.

was violated in the street.

A British Don Quixote.

[as Burton] In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn

well, he did become addicted to it.

They're all Spanish or Polish or from somewhere.

I've love to quote your own stuff back at you,

There's road works all the way from junction 24 to 27.

Could you sign this for him?

But I have a wonderful range.

I'm like a knight, a knight of old, wandering the land...

I'll know that you're weaving your magic, as it were.

Oh, well, thank you.

[as Connery] When I kill, I kill for queen and country,

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Now I'm left having to share a room with Rob for the night.

[as Connery] They've taken you for a fool.

- You want to watch that. - Why?

# No more ace to play #

Would you be up for a bit of...

Without the bum.