Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is a cry for help.

It has as much of an identity as Wales.

[as Alan Partridge] Oh, might like to go

No, you're right.

and a spiced cauliflower.

Oh, shit. I'm late.

I have owed to them in times of weariness sensations sweet.

[as Hugh Grant] Could I... could I... could I...

Eh, best actor, Steve.

There's road works all the way from junction 24 to 27.

" He pursues knowledge as a mistress."

I can't get the image of snot out of my head now.

And photographs. Tremendous.

You weren't interested in Wordsworth

tackled the subject of Xanadu with varying degrees of success.

I've asked other people, but they're all too busy,

food gets stuck in your teeth more?

I got to have her on the front page right now!

[phone ringing]

I'll send out a search party. Drive safely.

I'll deliver it with a nice bit of understatement.

If you really want to pay tribute to him,

[as small man] Where are you? I don't know where you are.

tomorrow we shall have breakfast.

Where'd you go?

Tiger to bed For you golf another day

Well, I mean, it could.

But I have a wonderful range.

with whiskey as well as chili.

- Thank you very much. - Was everything okay?

even though it was meant to intimidate me.

[as Connery] They've taken you for a fool.

'Cause if there is,

So this is it, just kind of, you know...

In case you wanted to draw a parallel there.

although a very hard rock,

Look a bit like that guy off Top Gear.

I just said, seriously, I don't mind sharing a bit.

Yeah, big, open-face. Happy faces.

along the west bank of Windermere.

Malham Cove, it's in many, many textbooks.

Yours looks more interesting, but...

and just get every little bit out of my teeth,

it's like the tortoise and the hare, all right?

Like Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible II.

[mumbling as Swedish Chef]

Shut up. Don't tell me how to act.

Quite tomato-y.

It's terrific to meet you.

this magazine launch.

No, you fool, crampons.

so that I have a headstone, like Elvis,

I spoke to your mum.

- Five? Five? - How much is an octave?

Oh, yes, please do. I love you.

It's just like my comedy.

without being clever.

That's a shiver down my arms whenever I hear that...

you were thinking of doing Anthony Hopkins, weren't you?

The Presidency Oscars Everyone’s a winner

Thank you very much.

Can you... can you talk to Joe?

Yes, and you're not a...

At the bottom of those little sacks,

cracks in the rock as it lithified.

[as Caine] I, on the other hand,

- Ciao. - Okay, bye.

I don't believe that you really believe

No, I'm just saying, if it did...

And sleep well.

Look into my eyes.

Would you be up for a bit of...

I thought there should have been two rooms booked.

Und that's what you've done too.

[as Connery] When I kill, I kill for queen and country,

What do you mean it's not gonna happen?

"blown away by the originality, integrity, and extravagance.

# No more ace to play #

Victor Lewis-Smith.

- It is, yeah. - With impressions.

like, an arrhythmic heartbeat, and I've got it now.

There's a bathroom there with lots of marble, so...

I want to be in films,

[as Burton] In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn

and yours is the nicest.

If Michael did it, people would go,

As you can see, the sun is now on the other side of the...

- Afternoon. - Good afternoon.

Her name's Yolanda, by the way.

And let me say this.

then the B6265 through Grassington to Pateley Bridge,

"to live on the sound of his own voice.

Michael Sheen couldn't play Pauline Calf.

Yeah, well, that sounds a bit like I'm lonely.

So are there lots of pretty Northern waitresses up there?

I'll know that you're weaving your magic, as it were.

singing an octave up with you would be a pleasure.

They're all Spanish or Polish or from somewhere.

Are you all right? Oh, that's all right.

Now I'm left having to share a room with Rob for the night.

Everything's beautiful.

He doesn't do it for me.

about 10,000 years ago.

# Now it's history #

Sorry, you derive just as much

No, I'm not. I'm 44. I've been 41 for three years.

It’s none of my business, but I thought she was very unreasonable.

a little amorous.

[clears throat]

- Did it? - Yes.

Well, it tastes of tomatoes.

Okay, do an octave up.

Sir Ian McKellan.

And they always say something like,

still running around, going to parties and chasing girls...

if they'd have been around.

Where do you go from there?

but... I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest.

Come, come, Mr. Bond. The winner takes it all.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

The bathroom's through there.

- You want to watch that. - Why?

and the acid derives from the water,

[engines revving]

Noah Baumbach, Todd Haynes, Alexander Payne, all of them.

shaken, not stirred.

And then the cod. Lovely. Thank you very much.

You know, they tell me... I hear my ex-wife

# Thinking I'd be strong there #

Try and do it real.

You can say, "I would bring him in,

Could you sign this for him?

Oh, that's excellent.

Oh, don't run it.

I'll take those for you.

No, I'm sorry, but if you go along the lake,

Oh, well, thank you.

- All right, man. How you doing? - Fine, thanks.

I'd ever become a great comedian, you know?

- This would have... - Oh!

I'm like a knight, a knight of old, wandering the land...

for we leave at 9:30.

Without the bum.

when he was 35."

I mean, I'm 41.

We thought we would go and stay the night at Greta Hall

Okay, bye. Bye.

You can't do that.

well, he did become addicted to it.

I've love to quote your own stuff back at you,

- We can be chummy. - Yeah, yeah, chummy.

- Oh, I'm going. Bye-bye. - Bye. Bye.

I'd rather look at it and appreciate it.

on all the other latecomers.

It was a photo shoot for Time Out.

was violated in the street.

I've not fucking finished.

[as Caine] She was only... She was only 15 years old.

Hey, how's it going?

No, I like humor. I like levity. I like brevity.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

A British Don Quixote.