Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's a bathroom there with lots of marble, so...

I don't believe that you really believe

[clears throat]

Try and do it real.

- Oh, I'm going. Bye-bye. - Bye. Bye.

You weren't interested in Wordsworth

- Ciao. - Okay, bye.

I've love to quote your own stuff back at you,

No, I'm not. I'm 44. I've been 41 for three years.

Yeah, big, open-face. Happy faces.

tackled the subject of Xanadu with varying degrees of success.

Without the bum.

[as small man] Where are you? I don't know where you are.

along the west bank of Windermere.

It's terrific to meet you.

I can't get the image of snot out of my head now.

You know, they tell me... I hear my ex-wife

In case you wanted to draw a parallel there.

"to live on the sound of his own voice.

and yours is the nicest.

I've asked other people, but they're all too busy,

for we leave at 9:30.

You can say, "I would bring him in,

[as Connery] They've taken you for a fool.

It's just like my comedy.

Would you be up for a bit of...

although a very hard rock,

I'd ever become a great comedian, you know?

I just said, seriously, I don't mind sharing a bit.

'Cause if there is,

- We can be chummy. - Yeah, yeah, chummy.

I thought there should have been two rooms booked.

[as Caine] She was only... She was only 15 years old.

I spoke to your mum.

Like Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible II.

Hey, how's it going?

What do you mean it's not gonna happen?

Sir Ian McKellan.

I have owed to them in times of weariness sensations sweet.

- It is, yeah. - With impressions.

[phone ringing]

Well, I mean, it could.

cracks in the rock as it lithified.

about 10,000 years ago.

[as Alan Partridge] Oh, might like to go

- Afternoon. - Good afternoon.

Michael Sheen couldn't play Pauline Calf.

The Presidency Oscars Everyone’s a winner

- This would have... - Oh!

We thought we would go and stay the night at Greta Hall

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

I'll send out a search party. Drive safely.

[engines revving]

Eh, best actor, Steve.

At the bottom of those little sacks,

As you can see, the sun is now on the other side of the...

A British Don Quixote.

but... I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest.

You can't do that.

And let me say this.

They're all Spanish or Polish or from somewhere.

I'm like a knight, a knight of old, wandering the land...

Malham Cove, it's in many, many textbooks.

without being clever.

Noah Baumbach, Todd Haynes, Alexander Payne, all of them.

And then the cod. Lovely. Thank you very much.

It’s none of my business, but I thought she was very unreasonable.

I mean, I'm 41.

- Did it? - Yes.

# No more ace to play #

tomorrow we shall have breakfast.

[mumbling as Swedish Chef]

So are there lots of pretty Northern waitresses up there?

Sorry, you derive just as much

and just get every little bit out of my teeth,

So this is it, just kind of, you know...

Oh, well, thank you.

If Michael did it, people would go,

No, I like humor. I like levity. I like brevity.

I want to be in films,

Look into my eyes.

Oh, yes, please do. I love you.

then the B6265 through Grassington to Pateley Bridge,

I've not fucking finished.

like, an arrhythmic heartbeat, and I've got it now.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Yeah, well, that sounds a bit like I'm lonely.

But I have a wonderful range.

shaken, not stirred.

I got to have her on the front page right now!

this magazine launch.

Oh, don't run it.

Where do you go from there?

still running around, going to parties and chasing girls...

even though it was meant to intimidate me.

was violated in the street.

I'll know that you're weaving your magic, as it were.

And photographs. Tremendous.

when he was 35."

Yours looks more interesting, but...

It has as much of an identity as Wales.

Where'd you go?

Okay, do an octave up.

" He pursues knowledge as a mistress."

And they always say something like,

with whiskey as well as chili.

[as Hugh Grant] Could I... could I... could I...

[as Connery] When I kill, I kill for queen and country,

Could you sign this for him?

"blown away by the originality, integrity, and extravagance.

a little amorous.

Oh, that's excellent.

Well, it tastes of tomatoes.

I'll deliver it with a nice bit of understatement.

Look a bit like that guy off Top Gear.

That's a shiver down my arms whenever I hear that...

if they'd have been around.

well, he did become addicted to it.

and a spiced cauliflower.

No, I'm just saying, if it did...

Shut up. Don't tell me how to act.

Victor Lewis-Smith.

Her name's Yolanda, by the way.

Are you all right? Oh, that's all right.

No, you fool, crampons.

Come, come, Mr. Bond. The winner takes it all.

Und that's what you've done too.

you were thinking of doing Anthony Hopkins, weren't you?

Everything's beautiful.

Oh, shit. I'm late.

No, you're right.

I'll take those for you.

Okay, bye. Bye.

If you really want to pay tribute to him,

It was a photo shoot for Time Out.

There's road works all the way from junction 24 to 27.

No, I'm sorry, but if you go along the lake,

on all the other latecomers.

Tiger to bed For you golf another day

it's like the tortoise and the hare, all right?

[as Burton] In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn

- All right, man. How you doing? - Fine, thanks.

Yes, and you're not a...

- Five? Five? - How much is an octave?

Now I'm left having to share a room with Rob for the night.

[as Caine] I, on the other hand,

- You want to watch that. - Why?

Can you... can you talk to Joe?

Thank you very much.

# Now it's history #

# Thinking I'd be strong there #

He doesn't do it for me.

is a cry for help.

And sleep well.

- Thank you very much. - Was everything okay?

I'd rather look at it and appreciate it.

singing an octave up with you would be a pleasure.

food gets stuck in your teeth more?

Quite tomato-y.

and the acid derives from the water,

The bathroom's through there.

so that I have a headstone, like Elvis,