Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, which is the one you liked?

# See the danger #

Tea for the troops.

to remind you about the photographer.

It's all right.

Oh, hey. Look at that.

Why do you have to do it in that voice?

Reminds me of the kind of place where,

That's right. Yeah.

in my scallops.

and learning how to get mobility again.

Rob Brydon off the telly.

Anyone ever asks you to go on a haggis hunt,

Do you find it exhausting looking after a baby?

You know Steve? You seen Steve lately?

You know, just punched...

You could have a costume drama here, couldn't you?

Um... I don't like artichoke. I should just say that.

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

"Sleep, the wide blessing,

There's no signal here. You won't get a signal.

- Bumless chums. - Bumless chums.

Depends what it is.

The North could be a different country.

Yeah, I got a missed call.

of stole and doublet, hood and scarf,

He was only 16 years old

He might as well be the guy who comes and does his boiler.

You could say that.

You never were that attentive at work, were you?

All right, but don't do it as Roger Moore.

Do you mind excusing me?

Do you find as you get older...

Taken you for a fool.

- Yeah, yeah. - That's worse.

on every plate."

If you haven't heard anything from me in five days,

[stammering] then you can always...

It's... isn't that beautiful, that?

you've got some diced smoked hare

I thought you said you were going with Mischa.

the bells ring loud with gladsome power.

as the king of understatement.

growing up in New York, and I never thought, you know,

Well, we should push on, really.

- Hey. - Hey, how are you?

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye. - Cheerio.

My career is not mediocre.

Let's remember the other side of Rob,

he's interested in the story I did about the bikers

- Good. - Take care.

- And younger women. - And younger women.

I think you strained a little bit.

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

Beautiful, isn't it, eh?

"Coogan is a cunt says dad."

Good. Good. Yeah, great.

for me, I was quite withdrawn also.

If you need anything, we'll be in reception.

A saddle of Nidderdale lamb with mutton pudding.

Nice image, rabbit following a lamb.

Just wanted to have a chat, you know, see what's happening.

[normal voice] That sounds... Yeah, sorry.

- Lovely. - Thank you.

It's just... it's all...

Ha-ha. Very good.

It's really horrible. It's really unpleasant.

- That was the worst... - Okay. All right.

- Yeah, just in case we... - We're climbing?

This is lovely. This is fantastic.

Yeah, but why... it's not my fault her husband's dead.

The sun shines bright.

How's work? Anything coming up?

[line trilling]

I'll do plenty of Tom Jones when you're dead.

That's... yeah. A place called Howarth.

...and the voice now... - Okay.

you derive just as much pleasure from killing

Yeah, not the same way that Wales does.

in the 1960s, right?

with Hannah and Her Sisters.

before he started going on about daffodils.

You could have written for the show,

Oh, well, it did stick to the bottom of the pan a bit...

over sort of hundreds of million years.

- Very rarely. - [laughs]

Well, that is a honey trap for morsels of food.

[normal voice] Who'd have thought that would catch on, eh?

leave the window like that so I don't get too hot.

I'm.. we're just in the Trough of Bowland

It's Steve Coogan. Hey. [laughs]

It's the sort of place you'd shoot a Miss Marple.

I let him off the lead, as it were.

# Building me a fence #

Is another room under the name "Brydon"?

We should have done this a lot when he was alive,

You know where I am right now? I'm in a field.

You've reached the office of Matt Jacobs at WP.

Although, I admit...

Okay, good. That all sounds great.

And thus in joyous mood they hie to Bolton's mouldering Priory.

and the brandy don't... let me finish...

Pacino. De Niro. Michael Mann.

Yeah, and I'll bring my parents out to look at you,

than a lifetime of mediocrity.

- Why? - Receding gums.

you enjoy singing an octave just as much as I do.

You're living the dream, Steve.

- Yeah, yes. Hi. Hello. Hi. - Nice to see you.

I don't even know what it is,

Don't you ever get cold being bottomless?

So get your ass back here.

Possibly laudanum,

That's an octave up.

What, cremated him?

Ha-ha. It was a hell of a laugh.

Okay, I will do that today.

- That's a brook. - Yeah.

curled up in his own shit.

You didn't call me back.

just to say I've thought it over,

Two... Pavarotti struggles to do five.

It's a bit of a warren here.

[mumbling as Caine]

Doctor Who? What, is it the baddie?

Not a lot of people know...

I'm sorry. I messed up.

when Mischa was gonna come with me originally,

rainwater which combines with carbon dioxide

I don't know. For a laugh.

concerned about his behavior at their house,

Yeah, "fwah." Thank you.

[mock laughter]

- I'm not sure. - I do.

I find the view is very important.