Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, just in case we... - We're climbing?

You know where I am right now? I'm in a field.

A saddle of Nidderdale lamb with mutton pudding.

You could have a costume drama here, couldn't you?

[line trilling]

Well, which is the one you liked?

If you need anything, we'll be in reception.

Depends what it is.

[normal voice] That sounds... Yeah, sorry.

I let him off the lead, as it were.

We should have done this a lot when he was alive,

[mumbling as Caine]

Do you find it exhausting looking after a baby?

and the brandy don't... let me finish...

for me, I was quite withdrawn also.

So get your ass back here.

My career is not mediocre.

[mock laughter]

Good. Good. Yeah, great.

Oh, well, it did stick to the bottom of the pan a bit...

This is lovely. This is fantastic.

before he started going on about daffodils.

"Sleep, the wide blessing,

Ha-ha. Very good.

That's... yeah. A place called Howarth.

There's no signal here. You won't get a signal.

Although, I admit...

I'm sorry. I messed up.

curled up in his own shit.

in the 1960s, right?

- Good. - Take care.

Tea for the troops.

The North could be a different country.

Is another room under the name "Brydon"?

Two... Pavarotti struggles to do five.

he's interested in the story I did about the bikers

rainwater which combines with carbon dioxide

I thought you said you were going with Mischa.

It's all right.

Ha-ha. It was a hell of a laugh.

Well, that is a honey trap for morsels of food.

Nice image, rabbit following a lamb.

I don't even know what it is,

on every plate."

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

He might as well be the guy who comes and does his boiler.

Do you find as you get older...

It's a bit of a warren here.

Yeah, "fwah." Thank you.

- That's a brook. - Yeah.

you enjoy singing an octave just as much as I do.

[normal voice] Who'd have thought that would catch on, eh?

Yeah, I got a missed call.

I find the view is very important.

It's the sort of place you'd shoot a Miss Marple.

You know Steve? You seen Steve lately?

The sun shines bright.

Why do you have to do it in that voice?

Um... I don't like artichoke. I should just say that.

Okay, I will do that today.

How's work? Anything coming up?

you've got some diced smoked hare

Do you mind excusing me?

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye. - Cheerio.

Well, we should push on, really.

- Yeah, yeah. - That's worse.

Beautiful, isn't it, eh?

- Hey. - Hey, how are you?

than a lifetime of mediocrity.

the bells ring loud with gladsome power.

It's... isn't that beautiful, that?

That's right. Yeah.

You could have written for the show,

Pacino. De Niro. Michael Mann.

Yeah, but why... it's not my fault her husband's dead.

"Coogan is a cunt says dad."

All right, but don't do it as Roger Moore.

You never were that attentive at work, were you?

Yeah, and I'll bring my parents out to look at you,

Let's remember the other side of Rob,

- Yeah, yes. Hi. Hello. Hi. - Nice to see you.

with Hannah and Her Sisters.

Yeah, not the same way that Wales does.

It's Steve Coogan. Hey. [laughs]

# See the danger #

you derive just as much pleasure from killing

- I'm not sure. - I do.

Doctor Who? What, is it the baddie?

- Very rarely. - [laughs]

And thus in joyous mood they hie to Bolton's mouldering Priory.

[stammering] then you can always...

I think you strained a little bit.

just to say I've thought it over,

I'm.. we're just in the Trough of Bowland

You know, just punched...

and learning how to get mobility again.

I don't know. For a laugh.

as the king of understatement.

Not a lot of people know...

to remind you about the photographer.

He was only 16 years old

# Building me a fence #

Don't you ever get cold being bottomless?

Possibly laudanum,

Just wanted to have a chat, you know, see what's happening.

Reminds me of the kind of place where,

You could say that.

when Mischa was gonna come with me originally,

You're living the dream, Steve.

What, cremated him?

leave the window like that so I don't get too hot.

Rob Brydon off the telly.

Anyone ever asks you to go on a haggis hunt,

- And younger women. - And younger women.

Oh, hey. Look at that.

Taken you for a fool.

You've reached the office of Matt Jacobs at WP.

concerned about his behavior at their house,

- That was the worst... - Okay. All right.

You didn't call me back.

- Lovely. - Thank you.

...and the voice now... - Okay.

growing up in New York, and I never thought, you know,

If you haven't heard anything from me in five days,

of stole and doublet, hood and scarf,

It's just... it's all...

in my scallops.

It's really horrible. It's really unpleasant.

I'll do plenty of Tom Jones when you're dead.

Okay, good. That all sounds great.

over sort of hundreds of million years.

- Why? - Receding gums.

That's an octave up.

- Bumless chums. - Bumless chums.

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,