Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

he's interested in the story I did about the bikers

Nice image, rabbit following a lamb.

Pacino. De Niro. Michael Mann.

Rob Brydon off the telly.

Anyone ever asks you to go on a haggis hunt,

and learning how to get mobility again.

He might as well be the guy who comes and does his boiler.

just to say I've thought it over,

for me, I was quite withdrawn also.

Beautiful, isn't it, eh?

It's a bit of a warren here.

# See the danger #

A saddle of Nidderdale lamb with mutton pudding.

[line trilling]

Oh, well, it did stick to the bottom of the pan a bit...

- And younger women. - And younger women.

Doctor Who? What, is it the baddie?

[mock laughter]

concerned about his behavior at their house,

Just wanted to have a chat, you know, see what's happening.

Oh, hey. Look at that.

# Building me a fence #

It's... isn't that beautiful, that?

the bells ring loud with gladsome power.

That's right. Yeah.

Not a lot of people know...

How's work? Anything coming up?

Why do you have to do it in that voice?

Yeah, but why... it's not my fault her husband's dead.

in the 1960s, right?

Good. Good. Yeah, great.

I think you strained a little bit.

You've reached the office of Matt Jacobs at WP.

- Very rarely. - [laughs]

"Coogan is a cunt says dad."

I'm sorry. I messed up.

Let's remember the other side of Rob,

We should have done this a lot when he was alive,

The North could be a different country.

It's the sort of place you'd shoot a Miss Marple.

Well, we should push on, really.

- Hey. - Hey, how are you?

There's no signal here. You won't get a signal.

Okay, good. That all sounds great.

It's just... it's all...

Do you find it exhausting looking after a baby?

- I'm not sure. - I do.

And thus in joyous mood they hie to Bolton's mouldering Priory.

"Sleep, the wide blessing,

Don't you ever get cold being bottomless?

If you haven't heard anything from me in five days,

rainwater which combines with carbon dioxide

leave the window like that so I don't get too hot.

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye. - Cheerio.

You didn't call me back.

Okay, I will do that today.

I thought you said you were going with Mischa.

...and the voice now... - Okay.

Well, that is a honey trap for morsels of food.

than a lifetime of mediocrity.

and the brandy don't... let me finish...

You know, just punched...

That's an octave up.

[stammering] then you can always...

- Good. - Take care.

I don't know. For a laugh.

- Yeah, yeah. - That's worse.

in my scallops.

This is lovely. This is fantastic.

It's Steve Coogan. Hey. [laughs]

It's all right.

- Bumless chums. - Bumless chums.

I don't even know what it is,

You know Steve? You seen Steve lately?

to remind you about the photographer.

Depends what it is.

over sort of hundreds of million years.

growing up in New York, and I never thought, you know,

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

Well, which is the one you liked?

- That was the worst... - Okay. All right.

[normal voice] That sounds... Yeah, sorry.

curled up in his own shit.

Although, I admit...

Do you mind excusing me?

That's... yeah. A place called Howarth.

My career is not mediocre.

- That's a brook. - Yeah.

I let him off the lead, as it were.

- Lovely. - Thank you.

Is another room under the name "Brydon"?

It's really horrible. It's really unpleasant.

You're living the dream, Steve.

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

Reminds me of the kind of place where,

So get your ass back here.

I'm.. we're just in the Trough of Bowland

[mumbling as Caine]

you derive just as much pleasure from killing

Um... I don't like artichoke. I should just say that.

You know where I am right now? I'm in a field.

with Hannah and Her Sisters.

of stole and doublet, hood and scarf,

Yeah, I got a missed call.

You could have written for the show,

If you need anything, we'll be in reception.

Do you find as you get older...

You could have a costume drama here, couldn't you?

Ha-ha. It was a hell of a laugh.

Yeah, not the same way that Wales does.

Two... Pavarotti struggles to do five.

you've got some diced smoked hare

Tea for the troops.

when Mischa was gonna come with me originally,

- Yeah, yes. Hi. Hello. Hi. - Nice to see you.

you enjoy singing an octave just as much as I do.

I'll do plenty of Tom Jones when you're dead.

He was only 16 years old

on every plate."

You never were that attentive at work, were you?

- Why? - Receding gums.

- Yeah, just in case we... - We're climbing?

Yeah, and I'll bring my parents out to look at you,

All right, but don't do it as Roger Moore.

Possibly laudanum,

before he started going on about daffodils.

[normal voice] Who'd have thought that would catch on, eh?

The sun shines bright.

Yeah, "fwah." Thank you.

as the king of understatement.

Ha-ha. Very good.

I find the view is very important.

Taken you for a fool.

You could say that.

What, cremated him?