Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[as Caine] Rob's was a very entertaining version,

Yeah, I'm aware of, you know...

Can we book another room?

because it's not a problem

I'm sure people think we're gay.

- Nice view. - Yeah?

It's not about the destination.

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, I've got a TV series in America possibly, so...

but remember, death is but a moment.

That's an octave up from the first "do."

I can... you know, if you ever want to see

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Some of the characters.

The rocks here were formed 400 million years ago.

And of course, they've dissolved into the width

- We could not have played... - We? We? We?

"o'ercome with sufferings strange and wild,

Who can forget his Tom Jones impression?

chocolate tier, chocolate Neapolitan,

I was just with some friends. You know, it was only a drink.

"the intoxicating dream, the fever, and the madness

Oh, very nice. Very beige.

I've been absolutely silent all the way up here.

- Hello. Hi. - Hi.

There was a summit in my bedroom.

I want to do mainstream movies.

Who can forget that?

that Coleridge slept in and made love in

Pass the time somehow.

There's only a kind of candlewick bedspread between...

Can you say good-bye to Dad?

Oh, wow. Thank you very much. Look at that.

'Cause she's... she had to go back to America.

Listen, why don't you stop for lunch?

So is this all right? Look okay?

Nice to meet you.

You're stuck in a metaphor!

Shall I prepare the Batmobile, Master Wayne?

and I thought she could help me,

I've never eaten a shellfish broth before.

It's a good time to be Steve Coogan.

- Yolanda? - Mm-hmm?

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

Tuna followed by the cod, please.

Someone overheard Nick Stevens

[indistinct chatter]

I'm very nearby, yeah.

What route are you taking?

Well, this is lovely.

Coleridge was a poor sleeper.

It's, uh, it's 12:00, your time.

This is Hazlett on Coleridge.

just leaping, vaulting over dry stone walls with a scabbard.

I'm very impressed with that.

[authoritative voice] Right, well,

"Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt

[as Groucho Marx] You like levity, brevity, and gravity.

No, I know. Not at the moment, but...

He wasn't in Abba.

and this local barmaid as my duvet.

You were just jutting your chin out.

both: # No self-confidence #

What's happening with that editing thing,

- Why? - There'll be moss.

But not sexually.

You know the other thing they never say is...

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Could I have the scallops to start, please?

And you know what he's doing.

I don't run around and chase girls.

You have to, all right?

Okay, bye, bye, bye.

I think of you, and I just let him free.

[smacking lips]

so if the phone begins to move,

I wish you were here.

And I still don't know any.

So I'm just, you know... I'm just with him.

and parsnip coulis

I think we should go with that.

Ever worked with Michael Mann?

Well, he is when he does that, isn't he?

All right. Here we are.

when you were an altar boy?

Michael Sheen couldn't do what you do.

You're not open to new experiences.

that I couldn't play David Frost.

What's the problem, anyway?

covered with a very smooth duck foie gras mousse.

Wow. Wow. I was up there.

Yeah, I had a really late night.

You know it's physically impossible?

But now to bed, unless you are one of those people, like me,

It was the most fun I've had without laughing.

there was something...

and we'd all follow it, you know?

Why do they do that? They always rise at daybreak.

Wandered lonely as a cloud.

[normal voice] You look very worried.

It would have been the perfect place to do it,

Always leave at daybreak.

- Heavy petting. - We draw the line.

Do they accommodate you here, or do you have, like...

She was only 15... She was only 15 years old.

I'm looking forward to being home now.

I refuse to accept that I'm better than Jack Lemmon,

[normal voice] You know that?

It gets very specific.

Emma, listen, I'm at the inn at Whitewell.

Yes, that would be lovely.

into more action roles.

I'll be about a couple of hours, right?

- 8:30 for 9:00. - Yes.

[as nasally Caine] No, it's like that, isn't it?

She was only 15 years old.

All of her Ss are high.

So we leave about 8:00, 8:30?

If you learned that poem, which I appreciate,

To do... what are you gonna write about?

You can't treat your entire life like a Radio 4 panel show.

- Yes, we did. - Okay.

Oh, yeah, yeah, the Australian girl.

I'm saying that it can be hard to have a big success.

[as Connolly] Gentlemen, to bed,

- No, not the conservatory. - No politics, thank you.

I called you four times last night.

It is. I know. It's true.

"Ooh, I'm weak." Then they're better.

- She was only 15... - She was only 15 years old.

Have you seen Rob Roy? Liam Neeson in a kilt.

"the result was as formulaic as McDonald's

That's Wordsworth, I think,

- About four hours. - Four hours?

I said, " Knowing my ex-wife,

I wouldn't wear that in the hills.

Yeah, it's open.

Because if he is an actor, in Spain, they dub the films,

Well, Steve, guess what.

your surviving family, to visit you.

Well, on occasions.

I know it's not gonna happen.

The most important thing to me is that I have...

[imitating sonar pulse]