Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was just with some friends. You know, it was only a drink.

so if the phone begins to move,

[as nasally Caine] No, it's like that, isn't it?

I'm sure people think we're gay.

The most important thing to me is that I have...

Okay, bye, bye, bye.

What route are you taking?

I don't run around and chase girls.

- Yolanda? - Mm-hmm?

and parsnip coulis

- Heavy petting. - We draw the line.

You're not open to new experiences.

It gets very specific.

[normal voice] You know that?

I can... you know, if you ever want to see

I said, " Knowing my ex-wife,

No, I know. Not at the moment, but...

I know it's not gonna happen.

I called you four times last night.

I wouldn't wear that in the hills.

What's the problem, anyway?

- No, not the conservatory. - No politics, thank you.

[normal voice] You look very worried.

It's a good time to be Steve Coogan.

That's Wordsworth, I think,

There was a summit in my bedroom.

"o'ercome with sufferings strange and wild,

So we leave about 8:00, 8:30?

I wish you were here.

I think we should go with that.

- Nice view. - Yeah?

You know it's physically impossible?

that I couldn't play David Frost.

[as Connolly] Gentlemen, to bed,

It would have been the perfect place to do it,

Can we book another room?

You can't treat your entire life like a Radio 4 panel show.

- We could not have played... - We? We? We?

- Hello. Hi. - Hi.

You're stuck in a metaphor!

- Yes, we did. - Okay.

And of course, they've dissolved into the width

that Coleridge slept in and made love in

It is. I know. It's true.

and this local barmaid as my duvet.

and I thought she could help me,

covered with a very smooth duck foie gras mousse.

just leaping, vaulting over dry stone walls with a scabbard.

- 8:30 for 9:00. - Yes.

Have you seen Rob Roy? Liam Neeson in a kilt.

All right. Here we are.

What's happening with that editing thing,

Yeah, it's open.

She was only 15 years old.

your surviving family, to visit you.

Oh, wow. Thank you very much. Look at that.

So I'm just, you know... I'm just with him.

So is this all right? Look okay?

because it's not a problem

I'm saying that it can be hard to have a big success.

Could I have the scallops to start, please?

But now to bed, unless you are one of those people, like me,

All of her Ss are high.

I'm looking forward to being home now.

Well, he is when he does that, isn't he?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

and we'd all follow it, you know?

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Always leave at daybreak.

Well, Steve, guess what.

Because if he is an actor, in Spain, they dub the films,

I want to do mainstream movies.

To do... what are you gonna write about?

Who can forget his Tom Jones impression?

[indistinct chatter]

Wandered lonely as a cloud.

[authoritative voice] Right, well,

Pass the time somehow.

You were just jutting your chin out.

when you were an altar boy?

chocolate tier, chocolate Neapolitan,

"the intoxicating dream, the fever, and the madness

into more action roles.

Can you say good-bye to Dad?

And I still don't know any.

Some of the characters.

but remember, death is but a moment.

[as Caine] Rob's was a very entertaining version,

The rocks here were formed 400 million years ago.

"the result was as formulaic as McDonald's

[imitating sonar pulse]

You know the other thing they never say is...

Someone overheard Nick Stevens

"Ooh, I'm weak." Then they're better.

It's not about the destination.

Listen, why don't you stop for lunch?

"Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt

Who can forget that?

It's, uh, it's 12:00, your time.

This is Hazlett on Coleridge.

I've been absolutely silent all the way up here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, the Australian girl.

Nice to meet you.

Do they accommodate you here, or do you have, like...

You have to, all right?

[as Groucho Marx] You like levity, brevity, and gravity.

Emma, listen, I'm at the inn at Whitewell.

I'm very nearby, yeah.

Yeah, I had a really late night.

And you know what he's doing.

Yeah, I'm aware of, you know...

both: # No self-confidence #

Well, this is lovely.

It was the most fun I've had without laughing.

I think of you, and I just let him free.

I've never eaten a shellfish broth before.

But not sexually.

Michael Sheen couldn't do what you do.

I'm very impressed with that.

Wow. Wow. I was up there.

there was something...

- She was only 15... - She was only 15 years old.

Yes, that would be lovely.

Oh, very nice. Very beige.

Why do they do that? They always rise at daybreak.

Tuna followed by the cod, please.

Yeah, I've got a TV series in America possibly, so...

[smacking lips]

She was only 15... She was only 15 years old.

'Cause she's... she had to go back to America.

He wasn't in Abba.

There's only a kind of candlewick bedspread between...

- Why? - There'll be moss.

I'll be about a couple of hours, right?

- About four hours. - Four hours?

I refuse to accept that I'm better than Jack Lemmon,

Coleridge was a poor sleeper.

Well, on occasions.

Shall I prepare the Batmobile, Master Wayne?

If you learned that poem, which I appreciate,

Ever worked with Michael Mann?

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

That's an octave up from the first "do."