Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm very impressed with that.

No, I know. Not at the moment, but...

Have you seen Rob Roy? Liam Neeson in a kilt.

You're not open to new experiences.

- We could not have played... - We? We? We?

I've been absolutely silent all the way up here.

To do... what are you gonna write about?

You have to, all right?

Well, this is lovely.

Oh, wow. Thank you very much. Look at that.

The most important thing to me is that I have...

The rocks here were formed 400 million years ago.

Well, he is when he does that, isn't he?

Because if he is an actor, in Spain, they dub the films,

I know it's not gonna happen.

I refuse to accept that I'm better than Jack Lemmon,

Can you say good-bye to Dad?

Yeah, it's open.

"the result was as formulaic as McDonald's

into more action roles.

But now to bed, unless you are one of those people, like me,

[indistinct chatter]

just leaping, vaulting over dry stone walls with a scabbard.

Could I have the scallops to start, please?

It gets very specific.

and parsnip coulis

Oh, yeah, yeah, the Australian girl.

Can we book another room?

- Nice view. - Yeah?

I'm saying that it can be hard to have a big success.

Michael Sheen couldn't do what you do.

But not sexually.

Do they accommodate you here, or do you have, like...

[as Connolly] Gentlemen, to bed,

All right. Here we are.

Wow. Wow. I was up there.

You can't treat your entire life like a Radio 4 panel show.

It's not about the destination.

You know it's physically impossible?

Always leave at daybreak.

You know the other thing they never say is...

- About four hours. - Four hours?

Yeah, I've got a TV series in America possibly, so...

Tuna followed by the cod, please.

It would have been the perfect place to do it,

And of course, they've dissolved into the width

I said, " Knowing my ex-wife,

when you were an altar boy?

[as nasally Caine] No, it's like that, isn't it?

"Ooh, I'm weak." Then they're better.

It was the most fun I've had without laughing.

- Why? - There'll be moss.

I was just with some friends. You know, it was only a drink.

Some of the characters.

I called you four times last night.

Well, Steve, guess what.

Oh, very nice. Very beige.

[normal voice] You look very worried.

- Yolanda? - Mm-hmm?

What's the problem, anyway?

[authoritative voice] Right, well,

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

She was only 15 years old.

Pass the time somehow.

your surviving family, to visit you.

Coleridge was a poor sleeper.

This is Hazlett on Coleridge.

I think of you, and I just let him free.

So is this all right? Look okay?

That's an octave up from the first "do."

both: # No self-confidence #

[smacking lips]

All of her Ss are high.

Yeah, I'm aware of, you know...

You were just jutting your chin out.

- Yes, we did. - Okay.

What route are you taking?

Listen, why don't you stop for lunch?

I think we should go with that.

Who can forget his Tom Jones impression?

That's Wordsworth, I think,

and I thought she could help me,

'Cause she's... she had to go back to America.

There was a summit in my bedroom.

[as Groucho Marx] You like levity, brevity, and gravity.

I want to do mainstream movies.

- She was only 15... - She was only 15 years old.

Nice to meet you.

It's, uh, it's 12:00, your time.

and this local barmaid as my duvet.

You're stuck in a metaphor!

I'm sure people think we're gay.

What's happening with that editing thing,

Ever worked with Michael Mann?

I'll be about a couple of hours, right?

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

[normal voice] You know that?

that I couldn't play David Frost.

chocolate tier, chocolate Neapolitan,

I've never eaten a shellfish broth before.

Well, on occasions.

because it's not a problem

- 8:30 for 9:00. - Yes.

Yes, that would be lovely.

covered with a very smooth duck foie gras mousse.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

I'm very nearby, yeah.

I'm looking forward to being home now.

"the intoxicating dream, the fever, and the madness

and we'd all follow it, you know?

that Coleridge slept in and made love in

Okay, bye, bye, bye.

If you learned that poem, which I appreciate,

I wish you were here.

there was something...

I can... you know, if you ever want to see

Shall I prepare the Batmobile, Master Wayne?

I don't run around and chase girls.

but remember, death is but a moment.

[as Caine] Rob's was a very entertaining version,

"o'ercome with sufferings strange and wild,

There's only a kind of candlewick bedspread between...

Emma, listen, I'm at the inn at Whitewell.

[imitating sonar pulse]

"Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt

It is. I know. It's true.

I wouldn't wear that in the hills.

She was only 15... She was only 15 years old.

so if the phone begins to move,

- Hello. Hi. - Hi.

It's a good time to be Steve Coogan.

Wandered lonely as a cloud.

Who can forget that?

So we leave about 8:00, 8:30?

Why do they do that? They always rise at daybreak.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

He wasn't in Abba.

So I'm just, you know... I'm just with him.

- Heavy petting. - We draw the line.

Yeah, I had a really late night.

And you know what he's doing.

- No, not the conservatory. - No politics, thank you.

Someone overheard Nick Stevens

And I still don't know any.