Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

like I've got nothing else to offer.

You're stuck in a metaphor!

So are you friends or...

I'm just saying...

She was only 28

Fantastic. It's fascinating stuff.

There are cottages for the staff at the main house,

compared with our good departed friend Rob Brydon.

there was something about him that was lost,

No, there's no beautiful Northern waitresses.

I've got, you know, crampons.

but it's 500 years in the past,

Particles that exhibit quantum behavior: I'm trapped in a box.

[stammering] you get just as much pleasure

I was having awful dreams, really bad dreams.

- Physically? - Yes.

I don't work with mainstream Hollywood directors.

- Not to... - What kind of illness?

- Mm, yes. Yeah. - Yeah?

I thought he'd be perfectly suited for here.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Well, I'll go on the sofa if you want, if it's...

Alex James said he celebrated his 20th birthday with alcohol,

and he will get back to you as soon as he can.

Yeah, and Michael Sheen gets them all.

Well, yes, but...

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

It's called... let me give you the info here.

What other latecomers? I can't see anyone.

We just wondered if we could pop inside

- Hey, listen... - I'm gonna be late, okay?

the reality of life, and so when I think of Rob,

No, really, I enjoyed making love last night.

- Try and get the lines right. - All right. I know.

Must be exhausting, keeping all this going all the time.

Very nice indeed, yeah.

Ooh, and a daughter. She's a bonnie lass.

once you've achieved greatness, to match that.

Did you cement Anglo-Polish relations?

I would happily throw all my awards in a river,

'cause it's so up there with the best stuff.

so you could learn that poem?

# Though it's hurting me #

I'm just... my chin's okay, right?

Although he made me laugh and made us all laugh, I think,

No, of course not.

You're a big man, but you're out of shape.

when he gets very emotional indeed.

Yes, he's an actor.

Well, this is what I would wear if I was,

Look, the reason I was doing this trip

Rob was an interesting guy,

You really shouldn't...

I am the scallops.

I'm sorry, Rob.

[as Sheen] Hello.

You're terrible.

"What joy it was to be alive,

Good, isn't it?

from some of his very good art house films

# I played all my cards #

Yeah, is Mischa with you? Is she enjoying it?

Yeah, but I'm just sharing a bit of information.

Enjoy your starters.

All right, listen, love you.

It was a shock to all of us when he started performing.

Uh, is she your assistant?

They used to think this was a collapsed cave,

[as Raymond Babbitt] Oh, I'm an excellent director.

[muffled] as I do.

[as small man] if my friend and I

- Hi, it's me. - Hi, how are you?

like it's not a possibility.

I play for Benny and Bjorn.

That's what I've chosen

- [as Connery] So do you. - No.

So give me a call when you can, right?

That's all good sport.

# Dee-ba dee bop bop bop ba-dah #

but there were more than talks about talks.

I'm not at a level that any human could notice.

Excuse me. Sorry.

It was a very un-cynical kind of music.

Why are we listening to this?

I never smoked.

I suppose, you would describe it.

- I'm not saying... - Whatever.

Now you sound like the Nazis from Inglourious Basterds.

# The winner takes it all #

the Bronte sisters' house, it's not so far.

and the wives as well.

is a bit like snot, but it tastes great.

Sleep well, my sister, but please,

both: # Does it feel the same #

you know, the North,

Beautiful room.

I get it when I'm stressed.

I don't think I'll talk to you later, but at some point, okay?

Give me a ring, and we'll, you know, we'll get together.

Was there a lot of alcohol in your garden as a child?

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- Okeydoke. - Bye-bye.

but you give me all that.

associate that kind of music normally

I've had to put up with this all week.

Oh, right. Okay, yes. A lone walker.

and a chocolate and caramel tart.

and a bathroom.

She told me what happened the other night.

What, to launch an iPhone app with your...

400 million years ago.

Well, it's none of my business,

Coleridge left quite quickly after he moved here,

There's, like, a little study area,

"Fucking hell, it's David Frost."

Would you come to my funeral? Would you turn up, do you think?

and that is garnished

The bathroom is just over there.

Wake up. Smell the coffee, all right?

Couldn't cope with the domesticity of life.

[phone ringing]

Where are you now?

Sorry, I didn't realize we were into Oprah Winfrey territory.

You know, it's like I keep telling you,

In a manner of speaking.

at dinner parties.

[as Grant] This really is excellent.

I just imagined myself pointing my knife upside down

Golly, that does look nice.

I've been telling people I'm 41 for three years.

- Christy Moore. - Christy Moore.

Why'd you have to do it in Ian McKellan's voice?

And a lot of the people that are thought of as great had...

and helped us avoid confronting the harsh realities