Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good, isn't it?

That's all good sport.

I don't work with mainstream Hollywood directors.

I've got, you know, crampons.

'cause it's so up there with the best stuff.

I play for Benny and Bjorn.

The bathroom is just over there.

Golly, that does look nice.

[muffled] as I do.

you know, the North,

- [as Connery] So do you. - No.

from some of his very good art house films

when he gets very emotional indeed.

Yeah, but I'm just sharing a bit of information.

and a chocolate and caramel tart.

but it's 500 years in the past,

You know, it's like I keep telling you,

Although he made me laugh and made us all laugh, I think,

[as Sheen] Hello.

I would happily throw all my awards in a river,

[as Grant] This really is excellent.

I'm just... my chin's okay, right?

associate that kind of music normally

Now you sound like the Nazis from Inglourious Basterds.

Excuse me. Sorry.

but there were more than talks about talks.

You're stuck in a metaphor!

[as small man] if my friend and I

and that is garnished

Why'd you have to do it in Ian McKellan's voice?

You're a big man, but you're out of shape.

I was having awful dreams, really bad dreams.

I'm just saying...

compared with our good departed friend Rob Brydon.

Rob was an interesting guy,

You really shouldn't...

# Though it's hurting me #

# I played all my cards #

What, to launch an iPhone app with your...

Oh, right. Okay, yes. A lone walker.

I just imagined myself pointing my knife upside down

It's called... let me give you the info here.

I'm sorry, Rob.

400 million years ago.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

I'm not at a level that any human could notice.

Enjoy your starters.

Fantastic. It's fascinating stuff.

- Physically? - Yes.

the Bronte sisters' house, it's not so far.

Give me a ring, and we'll, you know, we'll get together.

I thought he'd be perfectly suited for here.

Wake up. Smell the coffee, all right?

- Not to... - What kind of illness?

- Okeydoke. - Bye-bye.

Did you cement Anglo-Polish relations?

once you've achieved greatness, to match that.

but you give me all that.

Look, the reason I was doing this trip

Well, yes, but...

Alex James said he celebrated his 20th birthday with alcohol,

Well, this is what I would wear if I was,

Yeah, is Mischa with you? Is she enjoying it?

I suppose, you would describe it.

Yeah, and Michael Sheen gets them all.

both: # Does it feel the same #

There's, like, a little study area,

It was a shock to all of us when he started performing.

I get it when I'm stressed.

- Try and get the lines right. - All right. I know.

That's what I've chosen

and a bathroom.

there was something about him that was lost,

is a bit like snot, but it tastes great.

Sleep well, my sister, but please,

And a lot of the people that are thought of as great had...

Coleridge left quite quickly after he moved here,

We just wondered if we could pop inside

Yes, he's an actor.

Well, I'll go on the sofa if you want, if it's...

so you could learn that poem?

There are cottages for the staff at the main house,

You're terrible.

All right, listen, love you.

Was there a lot of alcohol in your garden as a child?

They used to think this was a collapsed cave,

- Mm, yes. Yeah. - Yeah?

Beautiful room.

[stammering] you get just as much pleasure

What other latecomers? I can't see anyone.

No, really, I enjoyed making love last night.

like I've got nothing else to offer.

I am the scallops.

I never smoked.

I've had to put up with this all week.

# Dee-ba dee bop bop bop ba-dah #

So are you friends or...

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

- Hi, it's me. - Hi, how are you?

Couldn't cope with the domesticity of life.

It was a very un-cynical kind of music.

I don't think I'll talk to you later, but at some point, okay?

Sorry, I didn't realize we were into Oprah Winfrey territory.

Uh, is she your assistant?

like it's not a possibility.

So give me a call when you can, right?

the reality of life, and so when I think of Rob,

She was only 28

Why are we listening to this?

No, of course not.

- Christy Moore. - Christy Moore.

and the wives as well.

"Fucking hell, it's David Frost."

Must be exhausting, keeping all this going all the time.

at dinner parties.

- Hey, listen... - I'm gonna be late, okay?

Would you come to my funeral? Would you turn up, do you think?

Particles that exhibit quantum behavior: I'm trapped in a box.

"What joy it was to be alive,

and he will get back to you as soon as he can.

I've been telling people I'm 41 for three years.

Where are you now?

[phone ringing]

She told me what happened the other night.

Ooh, and a daughter. She's a bonnie lass.

[as Raymond Babbitt] Oh, I'm an excellent director.

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

and helped us avoid confronting the harsh realities

Very nice indeed, yeah.

- I'm not saying... - Whatever.

# The winner takes it all #

In a manner of speaking.

Well, it's none of my business,

No, there's no beautiful Northern waitresses.