Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fantastic. It's fascinating stuff.

# I played all my cards #

I'm just... my chin's okay, right?

Well, yes, but...

I've had to put up with this all week.

And a lot of the people that are thought of as great had...

Give me a ring, and we'll, you know, we'll get together.

- Okeydoke. - Bye-bye.

but it's 500 years in the past,

you know, the North,

In a manner of speaking.

It was a shock to all of us when he started performing.

and a bathroom.

I get it when I'm stressed.

Yes, he's an actor.

Look, the reason I was doing this trip

We just wondered if we could pop inside

both: # Does it feel the same #

Yeah, is Mischa with you? Is she enjoying it?

No, really, I enjoyed making love last night.

Beautiful room.

Why'd you have to do it in Ian McKellan's voice?

It was a very un-cynical kind of music.

I am the scallops.

Must be exhausting, keeping all this going all the time.

so you could learn that poem?

You're terrible.

Where are you now?

Yeah, but I'm just sharing a bit of information.

Would you come to my funeral? Would you turn up, do you think?

You're stuck in a metaphor!

compared with our good departed friend Rob Brydon.

associate that kind of music normally

What, to launch an iPhone app with your...

but you give me all that.

I never smoked.

Although he made me laugh and made us all laugh, I think,

The bathroom is just over there.

There's, like, a little study area,

Why are we listening to this?

[muffled] as I do.

All right, listen, love you.

Well, it's none of my business,

I don't think I'll talk to you later, but at some point, okay?

once you've achieved greatness, to match that.

# Though it's hurting me #

I play for Benny and Bjorn.

I suppose, you would describe it.

from some of his very good art house films

That's all good sport.

That's what I've chosen

[stammering] you get just as much pleasure

You're a big man, but you're out of shape.

the Bronte sisters' house, it's not so far.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

I don't work with mainstream Hollywood directors.

Good, isn't it?

You know, it's like I keep telling you,

You really shouldn't...

There are cottages for the staff at the main house,

[as small man] if my friend and I

[as Grant] This really is excellent.

- Physically? - Yes.

Particles that exhibit quantum behavior: I'm trapped in a box.

Well, I'll go on the sofa if you want, if it's...

I thought he'd be perfectly suited for here.

but there were more than talks about talks.

They used to think this was a collapsed cave,

Yeah, and Michael Sheen gets them all.

It's called... let me give you the info here.

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

there was something about him that was lost,

Very nice indeed, yeah.

is a bit like snot, but it tastes great.

Couldn't cope with the domesticity of life.

# The winner takes it all #

Excuse me. Sorry.

[phone ringing]

Golly, that does look nice.

Uh, is she your assistant?

# Dee-ba dee bop bop bop ba-dah #

What other latecomers? I can't see anyone.

Ooh, and a daughter. She's a bonnie lass.

Did you cement Anglo-Polish relations?

So are you friends or...

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

and he will get back to you as soon as he can.

- Mm, yes. Yeah. - Yeah?

and helped us avoid confronting the harsh realities

- [as Connery] So do you. - No.

I would happily throw all my awards in a river,

She told me what happened the other night.

the reality of life, and so when I think of Rob,

So give me a call when you can, right?

- Hi, it's me. - Hi, how are you?

Alex James said he celebrated his 20th birthday with alcohol,

I was having awful dreams, really bad dreams.

Rob was an interesting guy,

I'm sorry, Rob.

like I've got nothing else to offer.

I'm not at a level that any human could notice.

Enjoy your starters.

[as Raymond Babbitt] Oh, I'm an excellent director.

Well, this is what I would wear if I was,

"What joy it was to be alive,

Wake up. Smell the coffee, all right?

[as Sheen] Hello.

- Hey, listen... - I'm gonna be late, okay?

Was there a lot of alcohol in your garden as a child?

I've got, you know, crampons.

I just imagined myself pointing my knife upside down

and the wives as well.

She was only 28

"Fucking hell, it's David Frost."

- Try and get the lines right. - All right. I know.

No, there's no beautiful Northern waitresses.

Oh, right. Okay, yes. A lone walker.

400 million years ago.

- Not to... - What kind of illness?

I'm just saying...

when he gets very emotional indeed.

Coleridge left quite quickly after he moved here,

- Christy Moore. - Christy Moore.

- I'm not saying... - Whatever.

and that is garnished

Sorry, I didn't realize we were into Oprah Winfrey territory.

Sleep well, my sister, but please,

No, of course not.

I've been telling people I'm 41 for three years.

like it's not a possibility.

Now you sound like the Nazis from Inglourious Basterds.

'cause it's so up there with the best stuff.

and a chocolate and caramel tart.

at dinner parties.