Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, Michael Sheen.

She was lovely.

"Academy Award winner, Steve Coogan."

No, he's the man who comes and does my boiler.

Oh, Wuthering Heights. Yeah.

Your name comes up on the screen.

[phone ringing]

I'd like to play...

We rise at daybreak.

It's so early, shouting like that.

Well, the Farrelly brothers want to work with you, okay?

- And yours? - Steve.

and they want to work with the genius.

They're gonna pay for everything,

of what life is.

If only to pad out the numbers, you know.

This is Langdale.

I guess I got in at, like, 3:00 or 4:00 maybe.

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

Are you Steve Coogan?

Beautiful, yeah.

- Are you all right? - Yeah, fine.

You need the right film.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

If I sort of do this Hugh Grant, might that sort of...

you know, crank it up a bit.

I'm gonna cut to the chase.

Ah, you saucy boy.

onto the limestone, which is calcium carbonate.

[as small man] I don't think you should say that.

The fields are gay

Bobby Moore. Dudley Moore.

The Scotts, Tony and Ridley,

- No, that's not far from here. - Oh, really?

" And less could not fix his desultory ambition.

You know, I was actually in that film?

Right. Okay. Where is he from?

- Lovely to meet you. - Lovely to see you.

It's not a metaphor! Fuck.

[mumbled] Can you see them receding?

She was only 16 years old. She was only 16...

I'm fucking brilliant!

because I'd rather have these moments of genius

# Endless talking #

What, Jeremy Clarkson?

Yolanda, did... have we met before?

I think anyone over 40 who amuses themself

[normal voice] Fucking yeah.

everything's exhausting when you're past 40.

Sleep the sleep of 1,000 martyrs.

All you can do is do something someone's done before

with an urban landscape.

[clears throat]

"at the rate he set off.

He found it very difficult.

I'll ring you, okay?

and you're, like, some guy who's, like,

like, Wuthering Heights...

[phone ringing]

# The winner takes it all #

[as Pacino] What do you mean it's not looking good?

Thank you, Brother Rob.

I have owed to them in hours of weariness...

It's going really well, I think.

so yes, I live nearby.

Should be a reservation under the name "Coogan."

and he won't go to school.

as well as shredded radishes

What, do you think I'm gonna go to Las Vegas

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 9:30 on the dot.

And when it's not done well, it's very frustrating.

I'd like a vodka martini, shaken, but not stirred.

A big block of ice, say, a kilometer thick,

Right, and did we do something afterwards?

going on about the French Revolution.

about who I've met before and who I haven't,

Well, I can't leave you in the car.

If I can avoid it.

This is a wild and windy moor.

[authoritative voice] Gentlemen, to bed.

it's something that we enjoyed a long time ago.

You'd be better off going anti-clockwise.

Excellent. Let's move on. Good.

'Cause you're panicking. You know I'm about to...

Rob's being, you know, sort of a pain in the ass,

Yeah, we're very fortunate today.

has come down... several octaves.

"from the fiendish dream,

through caverns measureless to man down to a soundless sea.

[attempting to mimic sound]

and that'll take us almost all the way to Cartmel.

because behind every little, pithy, vaguely amusing joke

[gravelly voice] And all of the cigars

They gave me an assignment in Las Vegas.

- Really? - Great.

in one of the tourist shops around here.

Okay, can you get phone reception around here?

'cause I've seen so many horrors that I'm just immune to it.

He was Swedish.

I think three days should be the maximum

It was a lovely poem.

There was a lot of heat in my scallops.

You could have been here with me.

Between three, it's terrific.

She was only 15 years old.

"and awe for the skill, imagination, and restraint

followed by duck, lamb encore.

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

You wouldn't be able to come back with your man in a box

Younger women because of their life-giving qualities,

[laughs] Thank you.

you can have some reception there.

Now, listen, you take care of yourself.

No, he wouldn't, but I mean, if they'd been around...

Mmm. What's yours like?

What, that's...

You still go on dates, do you?

spending a lot of time over there, though.

- Yes. - Yeah, I heard it.

Oh, it's lovely.

and you can look at my live video to prove...

If you were to allow your child to have an illness,

Okay. You sure you don't want one?

We don't think... well, there isn't very much evidence

[belching] pleasure from killing as I do.

Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt about it!"

This is just...

11 years. Something like that.

You chose not to be.

Yes, well, it's as broad as it's long, isn't it?

and then and only then, sire, go thee to bed.

I don't want to listen to you all the time.

Your roast cod with truffle ravioli