Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The fields are gay

# The winner takes it all #

# Endless talking #

Rob's being, you know, sort of a pain in the ass,

I don't want to listen to you all the time.

We don't think... well, there isn't very much evidence

followed by duck, lamb encore.

It's so early, shouting like that.

I think three days should be the maximum

Yeah, Michael Sheen.

Are you Steve Coogan?

You know, I was actually in that film?

A big block of ice, say, a kilometer thick,

[attempting to mimic sound]

" And less could not fix his desultory ambition.

Yeah, we're very fortunate today.

Bobby Moore. Dudley Moore.

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

Yolanda, did... have we met before?

You'd be better off going anti-clockwise.

Yes, well, it's as broad as it's long, isn't it?

[clears throat]

I'm gonna cut to the chase.

like, Wuthering Heights...

You could have been here with me.

This is just...

She was only 16 years old. She was only 16...

"at the rate he set off.

Right, and did we do something afterwards?

If I can avoid it.

'cause I've seen so many horrors that I'm just immune to it.

This is a wild and windy moor.

and they want to work with the genius.

He found it very difficult.

because I'd rather have these moments of genius

Should be a reservation under the name "Coogan."

It's not a metaphor! Fuck.

[phone ringing]

[normal voice] Fucking yeah.

She was only 15 years old.

through caverns measureless to man down to a soundless sea.

Okay. You sure you don't want one?

has come down... several octaves.

No, he's the man who comes and does my boiler.

They're gonna pay for everything,

Excellent. Let's move on. Good.

And when it's not done well, it's very frustrating.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 9:30 on the dot.

you can have some reception there.

onto the limestone, which is calcium carbonate.

What, do you think I'm gonna go to Las Vegas

Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt about it!"

Okay. All right. Thank you.

Well, the Farrelly brothers want to work with you, okay?

It was a lovely poem.

11 years. Something like that.

because behind every little, pithy, vaguely amusing joke

Thank you, Brother Rob.

- And yours? - Steve.

and you can look at my live video to prove...

She was lovely.

with an urban landscape.

- Yes. - Yeah, I heard it.

Younger women because of their life-giving qualities,

and he won't go to school.

Now, listen, you take care of yourself.

This is Langdale.

It's going really well, I think.

you know, crank it up a bit.

"and awe for the skill, imagination, and restraint

going on about the French Revolution.

[phone ringing]

You wouldn't be able to come back with your man in a box

If you were to allow your child to have an illness,

"Academy Award winner, Steve Coogan."

- Are you all right? - Yeah, fine.

What, Jeremy Clarkson?

What, that's...

- Lovely to meet you. - Lovely to see you.

If only to pad out the numbers, you know.

[as Pacino] What do you mean it's not looking good?

You chose not to be.

Your roast cod with truffle ravioli

as well as shredded radishes

I'd like a vodka martini, shaken, but not stirred.

spending a lot of time over there, though.

[authoritative voice] Gentlemen, to bed.

[belching] pleasure from killing as I do.

They gave me an assignment in Las Vegas.

I'll ring you, okay?

and that'll take us almost all the way to Cartmel.

I'd like to play...

of what life is.

and then and only then, sire, go thee to bed.

in one of the tourist shops around here.

Well, I can't leave you in the car.

- No, that's not far from here. - Oh, really?

so yes, I live nearby.

We rise at daybreak.

I think anyone over 40 who amuses themself

[gravelly voice] And all of the cigars

everything's exhausting when you're past 40.

All you can do is do something someone's done before

If I sort of do this Hugh Grant, might that sort of...

about who I've met before and who I haven't,

You need the right film.

[mumbled] Can you see them receding?

You still go on dates, do you?

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

I'm fucking brilliant!

I have owed to them in hours of weariness...

it's something that we enjoyed a long time ago.

Mmm. What's yours like?

Ah, you saucy boy.

I guess I got in at, like, 3:00 or 4:00 maybe.

- Really? - Great.

Beautiful, yeah.

No, he wouldn't, but I mean, if they'd been around...

Okay, can you get phone reception around here?

'Cause you're panicking. You know I'm about to...

[laughs] Thank you.

[as small man] I don't think you should say that.

and you're, like, some guy who's, like,

Your name comes up on the screen.

"from the fiendish dream,

There was a lot of heat in my scallops.

Right. Okay. Where is he from?

Between three, it's terrific.

Sleep the sleep of 1,000 martyrs.

Oh, Wuthering Heights. Yeah.

The Scotts, Tony and Ridley,

Oh, it's lovely.

He was Swedish.