Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm fucking brilliant!

I think anyone over 40 who amuses themself

- Lovely to meet you. - Lovely to see you.

'Cause you're panicking. You know I'm about to...

If I can avoid it.

[authoritative voice] Gentlemen, to bed.

has come down... several octaves.

No, he's the man who comes and does my boiler.

You could have been here with me.

you know, crank it up a bit.

with an urban landscape.

I guess I got in at, like, 3:00 or 4:00 maybe.

and he won't go to school.

Are you Steve Coogan?

I'll ring you, okay?

everything's exhausting when you're past 40.

[phone ringing]

The Scotts, Tony and Ridley,

Oh, Wuthering Heights. Yeah.

You'd be better off going anti-clockwise.

spending a lot of time over there, though.

I'd like a vodka martini, shaken, but not stirred.

It's going really well, I think.

about who I've met before and who I haven't,

Yeah, Michael Sheen.

No, he wouldn't, but I mean, if they'd been around...

"from the fiendish dream,

This is a wild and windy moor.

- And yours? - Steve.

Yolanda, did... have we met before?

We don't think... well, there isn't very much evidence

and then and only then, sire, go thee to bed.

- Are you all right? - Yeah, fine.

- Really? - Great.

and you can look at my live video to prove...

[mumbled] Can you see them receding?

you can have some reception there.

Oh, it's lovely.

You chose not to be.

All you can do is do something someone's done before

He found it very difficult.

And when it's not done well, it's very frustrating.

If only to pad out the numbers, you know.

Right, and did we do something afterwards?

through caverns measureless to man down to a soundless sea.

Rob's being, you know, sort of a pain in the ass,

[attempting to mimic sound]

Younger women because of their life-giving qualities,

You still go on dates, do you?

Right. Okay. Where is he from?

You need the right film.

What, do you think I'm gonna go to Las Vegas

Mmm. What's yours like?

Excellent. Let's move on. Good.

If I sort of do this Hugh Grant, might that sort of...

- No, that's not far from here. - Oh, really?

so yes, I live nearby.

it's something that we enjoyed a long time ago.

It was a lovely poem.

They're gonna pay for everything,

[normal voice] Fucking yeah.

This is just...

followed by duck, lamb encore.

Well, I can't leave you in the car.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 9:30 on the dot.

You know, I was actually in that film?

I'm gonna cut to the chase.

as well as shredded radishes

Okay, can you get phone reception around here?

like, Wuthering Heights...

This is Langdale.

Your roast cod with truffle ravioli

Yes, well, it's as broad as it's long, isn't it?

[laughs] Thank you.

11 years. Something like that.

Okay. You sure you don't want one?

and they want to work with the genius.

onto the limestone, which is calcium carbonate.

Bobby Moore. Dudley Moore.

Now, listen, you take care of yourself.

It's so early, shouting like that.

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

because behind every little, pithy, vaguely amusing joke

" And less could not fix his desultory ambition.

- Yes. - Yeah, I heard it.

[clears throat]

[belching] pleasure from killing as I do.

Well, the Farrelly brothers want to work with you, okay?

Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt about it!"

# The winner takes it all #

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

We rise at daybreak.

I think three days should be the maximum

[gravelly voice] And all of the cigars

and you're, like, some guy who's, like,

You wouldn't be able to come back with your man in a box

and that'll take us almost all the way to Cartmel.

He was Swedish.

[as Pacino] What do you mean it's not looking good?

I don't want to listen to you all the time.

Sleep the sleep of 1,000 martyrs.

The fields are gay

If you were to allow your child to have an illness,

going on about the French Revolution.

in one of the tourist shops around here.

[phone ringing]

She was only 16 years old. She was only 16...

"Academy Award winner, Steve Coogan."

of what life is.

What, that's...

Ah, you saucy boy.

Beautiful, yeah.

"and awe for the skill, imagination, and restraint

[as small man] I don't think you should say that.

What, Jeremy Clarkson?

She was only 15 years old.

Your name comes up on the screen.

There was a lot of heat in my scallops.

"at the rate he set off.

Thank you, Brother Rob.

A big block of ice, say, a kilometer thick,

Yeah, we're very fortunate today.

'cause I've seen so many horrors that I'm just immune to it.

# Endless talking #

She was lovely.

It's not a metaphor! Fuck.

I'd like to play...

Should be a reservation under the name "Coogan."

I have owed to them in hours of weariness...

because I'd rather have these moments of genius

Between three, it's terrific.

They gave me an assignment in Las Vegas.