Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

literally and metaphorically.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

No, they're gonna corrode, but if I threw them in a river,

So what's your name?

I find the song quite moving.

- Bye. Bye, baby. - Bye.

Women in general.

but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

[as Grant] I am once again bottomless.

It's extraordinary skill.

[as Allen] [stammering]

[horns honking]

I thought, " Crikey, is that it? Is it game over?"

or anything weird.

Thank you very much.

I chose a voice to suit the mood.

- Yeah. - Chummy.

This, like, dead look in my eyes

It's 2010. Everything's been done before.

because that's the very thing I don't do.

Women are my windmills.

"Oh, he's on location."

[line trilling]

you know, before I became Commander James Bond,

Oh, you just got up?

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

All right, two.

Incredible, isn't it?

both: # Out on the wild and windy moor #

the consistency is a bit like...

[whispering] Give him a kiss.

Right, but nowadays, he's...

and croque monsieur.

which is a bit tricky.

- Hi, Mr. Coogan. - Two rooms under "Coogan."

but there's gonna be another ice age very soon,

He's under there now.

we're gonna take the A591 up to Keswick.

- Seriously? - Yes.

I thought we'd try and avoid the A roads, right,

They are resting on grilled baby gem

Desperate to be taken seriously, aren't you?

- You don't remember? - No, I do remember.

Will... I've still not finished.

and then when I did get off,

You're spoiling it. You're spoiling it.

- What? What? - Don't run!

You are my brother,

Are you sad not to be in the picture?

Michael Sheen couldn't play Alan Partridge.

[muffled] I'm trapped in a... I'm trapped in a box.

He would have loved this."

- Cheers. - All right.

Okay, it's about me. I didn't realize, but carry on.

# When she calls your name? #

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Hi, is that Greg?

So this was Coleridge's study.

[as Woody Allen] I got to tell you,

Yeah, I was just phoning

Oh, Richard Hammond?

you should be having some opium.

and then, then, I... I...

If you could exchange them

2/3 of the way through that,

then off at junction 36 a bit further up,

It's really gorgeous,

- Two hours. - Two hours?

- Yeah, that's all right. - I would be...

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Listen, listen, I've got to go.

That's okay. I don't need to know.

I want to see a tree.

Can't. I got a thing. But...

Just get your lowest note.

There we are, gentlemen.

Into the garden.

If it goes, it's seven years.

[imitating sonar pulse]

He's got an ironic dessert.

Ah, I might be. Hmm. Yeah.

All right, you're a good bloke.

Cruel, but, I don't know, compelling, I guess, is...

then up to Ramsgill from there, right?

by doing silly voices constantly and not confronting the truth.

very entertaining, and yet, at the same time,

Mmm. That's fantastic.

What time is the battle?

From there, it's a very short hop to Whitewell.

I'm gonna go do this really interesting piece

[in high-pitched voice] Oft in lonely rooms

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

That's been done before.

I know, it would have been great,

Don't know why I'm telling you.

If you work hard and... you know...

You were only supposed to buy one killteam

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

and we'll have some fun time together, yeah?

That's what you've done too.

" Other stimulants supplied the place and kept up

Mystery. Mystery. But that's good.

Duck fat lolly. Well, why not?

So your next course is what we call the Humphrey's pool.

I'd have to me more, like...

initially as a painkiller, but then perhaps he would...

though I admit, killing you...

Oh, you're welcome.

Okay. Hey, uh, uh, well, I miss you.

so, you know, do you want to come?

Yeah, there's been none of that on the trip.

All right. Thank you. All right, love. Bye.

What, I mean...

I'm really sorry, sir, but these are the rules.

I think it almost is more beautiful in the mist.

Oh, yes, when he got his Oscar.

Well, why don't you do the sort of roles that he does?

and go up the B6255 to Hawes, right,

For the rivers to find a way through.

Will you stay, or will you go?

Very different. Very interesting.

Yeah, you were always the quiet one, weren't you?

but a lot of them... seek out aggravation.

and I wanted to show Mischa the...

but they want to do it with you, okay?

All this was formed in the last ice age,

Listen... look...

Okay. Well... hang on. A photographer?

I will honor you, sir!

She's the food buff.

so I had to pop to the loo,

- Hi, sorry. - Hello.

with people in their best array

[as Hopkins] I want a room with a view.

I say that he used to talk like that.

No, no, I enjoyed it a lot.

- You. - No. No, I ramble.

God, you know what?

Oh, Jesus, Steve.

- All right, mate. - We could... all right.

I mean, I was... [stammering]

Tomorrow we battle, and we may lose our lives,

of his early impressions."