Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something up? Well, my boxers are, uh, riding a little high.

It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

Smart dog. I hate to break it to you, but I think all dogs can do that.

but I think once I learn all the songs-

Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

Uh, anyway, I got to go.

Hey, what's with the big sweater at a concert? Is that a gay thing?

Well, I totally would, but I'm not sure we like the same sorts of music, you know?

Anything on the old noodle?

Well, listen, when my granddaughter's boyfriend's band plays an under-21 club...

Or Siamese twins. Or a snake with two heads.

I'm not in the mood for jokes right now, although you nailed that.

♪ Coursing through my veins ♪

Hey, Son, working hard?

Can I talk to you for a second? Sure.

I should warn you. He sheds. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.

Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.

I don't want to drag the house along with me. [Chuckles]

What, because I'm gay, I'm just gonna want to play show tunes?

This is a great chance to teach the kids responsibility.

Yeah, we gotta fix this. Ay.

Hey. Thanks, everybody, for coming out.

I'll always remember him as the stranger holding my baby.

Ah, don't tell me. You need a cup of sugar.