Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Best line in a movie ever.

-This is Theo, by the way. -Hello.

And it's the last day of summer. We deserve to have some fun.

It works because it's you.

I thought Marah was going to a movie with Ashley.

That isn't true. She's covering for me. I did it.

Why not? You exploited your nightmare of a childhood for that docu-special,

Everyone's good. And on the bright side, I got a date with a fireman for next week.

Listen, I need you to know I never meant for any of this to happen.

Obviously, you're fired.

Bud, I know you never check your messages,

Well, tonight's date number four, and, Tul, he's amazing.

Okay, well, at least let us do the talking, okay?

I don't think you know how cameras work.

Yesterday, there was a break-in on campus.

Well, can we rejoin AV Club next semester?

I mean, that's not totally true.

[funky music plays]

Okay, let's get some first impressions, just off the top of our heads. Go. Yes.

[echoing] I mean, Come on, sweetie, use a curling iron. [chuckles]

[in southern accent] Death row activists protest outside Duffy's Prison,

Mom, please. Just talk to her, please.

Jean Enersen is the best anchor in Seattle.

Uh, Kate, could I talk to you?

[sucks teeth] I guess burnt coffee's better than no coffee-- Holy shit!

I guess I just needed a push.

I guess this is goodbye.

Well, I am paying a price too, Kate.

[Tully chuckles]

This focus group is stuck in my head.

-[sighs] -[sirens wailing in the distance]

Well, I'm gonna take you for a very stiff drink.

She was working on the focus group stuff, and I invited my boyfriend to hang out.

-Maybe. -[Tully] That's insane.

-I mean, the kiss… the kiss was great. -Really?

-[Theo] Hello. Hope I'm not interrupting. -Hey.

[Kate] I'm sorry. I left some papers on the toaster oven.

[Tully] Hey. It's me.

-Plus, I can hear you through the walls. -Oh God. [sighs]

Yeah, stupid man.

I just knew I had to go and get her.

-♪ We don't need to say goodbye… ♪ -[Tully sighs]

[Kate chuckles]

But worst of all,

but if by some chance you get this, please call me back.

-I'm almost done. -[Tully sighs]

-And Eugene just gets off scot-free? -I don't see him in this photo.

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