Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-This is Theo, by the way. -Hello.

-And Eugene just gets off scot-free? -I don't see him in this photo.

-Maybe. -[Tully] That's insane.

Okay, let's get some first impressions, just off the top of our heads. Go. Yes.

Mom, please. Just talk to her, please.

Everyone's good. And on the bright side, I got a date with a fireman for next week.

-♪ We don't need to say goodbye… ♪ -[Tully sighs]

I mean, that's not totally true.

Okay, well, at least let us do the talking, okay?

This focus group is stuck in my head.

[in southern accent] Death row activists protest outside Duffy's Prison,

Yesterday, there was a break-in on campus.

Listen, I need you to know I never meant for any of this to happen.

She was working on the focus group stuff, and I invited my boyfriend to hang out.

Well, can we rejoin AV Club next semester?

And it's the last day of summer. We deserve to have some fun.

It works because it's you.

[Tully chuckles]

Bud, I know you never check your messages,

I guess this is goodbye.

Why not? You exploited your nightmare of a childhood for that docu-special,

Well, I'm gonna take you for a very stiff drink.

But worst of all,

I guess I just needed a push.

but if by some chance you get this, please call me back.

[echoing] I mean, Come on, sweetie, use a curling iron. [chuckles]

That isn't true. She's covering for me. I did it.

-I'm almost done. -[Tully sighs]

-[Theo] Hello. Hope I'm not interrupting. -Hey.

Obviously, you're fired.

[funky music plays]

Jean Enersen is the best anchor in Seattle.

Well, tonight's date number four, and, Tul, he's amazing.

[Kate] I'm sorry. I left some papers on the toaster oven.

I just knew I had to go and get her.

"Bringing the news straight to you."

Yeah, stupid man.

Well, I am paying a price too, Kate.

[Kate chuckles]

Best line in a movie ever.

[sucks teeth] I guess burnt coffee's better than no coffee-- Holy shit!

I don't think you know how cameras work.

Uh, Kate, could I talk to you?

-Plus, I can hear you through the walls. -Oh God. [sighs]

I thought Marah was going to a movie with Ashley.

[Tully] Hey. It's me.

-I mean, the kiss… the kiss was great. -Really?

-[sighs] -[sirens wailing in the distance]