Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are no Jean Enersen.

What should we do about my hair?

Shut up! Just shut up. You're all assholes. This isn't funny.

-Over here! -Tell us what happened?

Dumping me like that for no good reason!

That was rough. I am so sorry.

-inmate 573 is running out of options. -[timer ticking]

Letting my 15-year-old daughter go to a frat party?

God, I want to. So bad.

-[boy] Oh, ride me, cowgirl! -[scoffs] In your dreams.

I always feel like people are laughing at me, so I can't really tell.

I love you, Aunt Tully.

[Tully screams]

I had had a couple of drinks.

Please call me back.

This is completely my fault.

Is this a newscast or a burlesque show? I can't have my husband watching that.

but there's just so much I need to explain about what happened.

She took the notes.

Well, I thought we could have a romantic picnic under the stars.

♪ And the only thing I know is That the answer isn't for us… ♪

-I am all yours until Theo gets here. -Okay.

The first episode can focus on the dangers of driving under the influence.

The only people who will talk to me are Justine,

You are a man who knows what Kate Mularkey wants.

You could've called a car service.

How is Marah? Is she okay? I've been calling the hospital.

[all chuckling]

Hang out in Paris.

A, that is total bullshit. B, I apologize all the time.

-[Kate] Oh my God! What happened? -[Theo] Oh shit!

It was an accident.

Stan, I am so, so truly sorry.

I cannot believe I fit my whole life of four years into one tiny box.

I want an apology from Eugene Bailey. I never said he could take my picture.

[indistinct chatter]

-I… I thought you two were a couple. -We were.

-[cell door buzzes] -[indistinct chatter]

♪ But it's just worth saving… ♪

And with time ticking down, inmate 57--

It's time to make a change.

[Theo] Look, I know that it's, you know, a bit soon, but…

Obviously somebody else was there.

Yeah, that's good.

No, that's too much, I don't like that. [inhales]

It's not like I'm not satisfied with Theo.

-See, we're already famous. -Eugene, what are you doing?

So, you're right.

and fucking Cloud.