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Shit was nasty!
Shit.
He's literally reaching out for you.
Okay.
Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people?
ITS TOES IN MY MOUTH
You shut the fuck up.
I like fruit.
He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
- Quicksand! - Shoes!
Guys, can you just give us some space?
You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history.
Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
Maya!
Neither.
but I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys.
I don't know.
Oh, y'all like psychology?
Now, these kids take this shit,
and Coach hated it. And so he cemented them in.
Yes.
Are you guys, like, together?
No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous.
- Hey! - Look at you!
- Bro? - Bro.
No, you dumb motherfucker. "WhyPhy."
"Yelling!
but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect.
You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr McQuaid.
I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically.
I would say that
Just ask. It's polite.
Who sold you WhyPhy?
- You die... - I don't want to die.
George Washington was a black lesbian.
Jeremy is the loser!
Shit, there's Ghost!
- We didn't. - Nah.
- Look at the facts. - Matter of fact, I...
She's smart, she's an art major.
"Cynthia
One, two, three, four, five...
Now, just like you did before,
I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect,
Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring.
No, dude, come on, that's you.
But we're both Batman.
- Yes! - No, I got it in my mouth.
Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door.
We like to sit around, just drink some good wine
Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit.
You got that expensive chase in the beginning,
Rooster. What's up, bro?
This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college.
I fucking hate my dad so much.
Old family recipe.
That's it. Come on.
At Metro City Port, the tide comes in at 10:30 a.m. Then it will return to the sea.
The accents are gone?
That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too.
- Are you sure it's not too much, though? - No!
Old man coming through!
- All right, you good? - Yeah!
It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something.
Finally something I'm amazing at.
No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.
"Amanda Bynes
We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier.
I do not understand how it works.
Need absolute silence while I get into character
You can just bust right...
No! No!
This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.
Look at Dickson's office. Looks like a giant cube of ice.
Bathroom 16 Bathroom 17
Can you shake him off?
Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys.
That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
Okay, you can leave the room. Just get the fuck out.
Obviously right! I mean, it’s Bobcat Mott!...I mean let’s be honest, the guys all time! Let’s be honest
What do you think about that?
Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Holy shit!
- Can you please... - Absolute silence.
I got a new identity that's gonna be killer. I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.
Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
Scuba class.
I don't have a clean shot, Schmidt.
Right through it. Right through it.
Are you fucking serious right now?
We started off too old for this shit.
I'm doing fucking great.
- Can you give me a head start on... - I need absolute... I need absolute silence.
Or maybe I should be more like your Beautiful Dylan
- You gave me "kiss me" eyes. - No, I didn't.
Yeah, you know...
That's no fun at all.
Me speaking Spanish
I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him.
For Zeta!
In Russia.
What's up? I'm Rooster.
- OKay? - OKay.
Dude, I'm sorry. I got my Q-tip in your meat, bro.
Who first?
Colour! Colour! Number!
Thanks for lying to me.
That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again.
Okay, Okay-
I’m like a hit it, continue to hit it... ... both physically & emotionally, type of guy.