Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you think he saw us?
with Cynthia's roommate.
Look at this crap.
- Yeah! - Okay.
It was supposed to be our year
You have the right to remain silent.
How you doing, Mr Nice Plant? Get your fucking ass in there.
You racist, sacrilegious sack of shit.
You gotta go in from underneath.
Look, we are looking aggressively for this very specific tattoo.
Missionary
Are we gonna fuck?
I found something in this WhyPhy case that caught my attention.
Yeah, I didn't know you had wheels like that, bro.
- All right. - We're gonna fucking tear it up.
One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
- Just go up there. - All right, okay.
Another star wipe.
There's a sock on the door! Don't come in!
I got offered a scholarship to play football here next year.
Did you know I used gay slurs in high school?
Something cool!
Here we go, here we go.
- Yo. - That is so crazy, dude.
I'm gonna get the car.
- Stalked her? - That's so beautiful.
How's your classes going, Doug?
Boots.
Man, this is BS. I thought we were going to actual college, not online college.
Lambos are lame.
22 Jump Street is the lick.
No!
You know what's not lame?
No! You're leaning in again!
We're actually just normal college age.
and then not say it in front of people and embarrass yourself?
Okay, we're on it.
- Right? - No.
Listening for coded messages in lectures.
Yeah. What's up now?
You two know each other?
I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want.
I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together? Would that be fun?
Buy me a Coke in Heaven. Jinx again.
- Hey. Check that out. - You shush.
That's the car you got?
I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back.
No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
I gotta take a piss.
I mean, even if you're a little older, that's cool, man,
I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss!
you did the first time.
- Dude, I am so sorry. - It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man.
I can't!
What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging.
What?
Excuse you Excuse you
Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier. What's wrong with you?
Yeah, why don't you guys just tie your dicks together
This took a turn.
we embedded?
We're talking Kilroys. We're talking Kilroys. We're talking Where they have breadsticks and long islands
- Yeah, Dad's Chinese, man. - Our mom's not Chinese. She's black.
Shut up. I'm thinking.
Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich?
and she went to the school shrink three times a week.
I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long.
They always kidnap the girl.
I think we're tripping.
Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of, "Don't get high on your own supply"?
"Sell shit out of it." Do you see that?
- Hey. - You're late.
Fuck a 21 Jump Street, and fuck a Korean Jesus.
Fuck you, brain
What you tryna say? I mean, you lost to that 5th grader that one time.
Don't fuck my daughter.
Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.
- I just don't want you to get hurt. - I'm not gonna get...
Kunal Be like
- Fucking get up here. Come on. - Fuck!
You're a fucking nerd.
Why does my dad have your phone number?
- Shit. - I got it.
- On your fucking knees! - Get on your knees!
but instead of little green balls, they are human football players.
How you doing, Rooster?
- No, no, no, no! - No, no, no.
We have identified and arrested one Dr Karl Murphy,
Yeah, 'cause you got crow's feet under your eyes, man. You specifically.
I’m like a hit it physically and emotionally kind of guy
What the fuck are you doing? Get up here!
I'm gonna die!
I miss climbing so much. Come on, let's go. Come on.
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Jenko! Jenko!
Don't wake up my dick.
You guys got to get me the fuck out of here.
The kid's pretty rude to make us wait like this.
Hey, you guys play football?
Nice job, super sleuths.
You guys look like the stars of a cop show called Hawaiian Dads.
Fuck. Jinx.
You know my cousin, Sad Boy.
Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it.
I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
We have to stop treating this like it's exactly the same as last time.
CLIFF SHOOTS DICKS OFF!! OF PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH HIS SONS MOTHER!!!
This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games.
May... What?
Give me the goddamn string beans.
- I love you. - Me, too, man. I love you, man.
- Then don't take the shot! - Maybe I want to take a dirty shot.
- Come on! - Hey.
Okay.
You know they gave me a vagina?
you just kind of want something that's just a little deeper really.
- Why'd you do that? - 'Cause you did it!
Cap, come on, Korean Jesus is right there.
And now she's dead.
Bathroom 16___Bathroom 17
So you're not gonna be weird about this?
What the fuck?
Me every time I hear something Connie says…
welcome back dumdum
It's a tie, really, how much we care.
K K
Spring break yourself, fool.
You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
Shoot them! Shoot them!
Look, I just want you to know I'm not, like, a "hit it and quit it" type of fella.
Traffic school!
Co-ed bathrooms.
- Yeah. - Yeah, this is my bro.
Apparently, they have many, many arms.
We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
Look at it swim.
This is awesome. Like, way more expensive for no reason.
It's more fun that way. So, let's try it one more time.
And the crowd rushes the field to try and knock down a goalpost.
Or whatever and, like...
So much lube in my face!
What? What do you want to do?
Shit.
- Wake up! Get out of the car! - Shit.
What the hell is going on?
Best part is we get to do it together.
At the register
I can only imagine.
It's a shitty-made car. It's not good.
That's great.