Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How do you know this person?
Go.
Enjoy the food.
"Cynthia
give the fucking guy some water he's black he's been through a lot
This is what the fuck is going on.
Discovery Questions
Yeah, buddy!
You come talk to her with me.
Man, we're getting too old for this shit.
I'm ready.
I just want to get in bed and watch Friends all day.
Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around.
You saved my life!
You don't drag me down, either, man.
Stay, stay here.
- Give me some motherfucking daps, man! - Come on, give me some.
It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use "faggot."
No.
- You in the zone, bro? - In the fucking zone, dude.
You don't hold me down, man. You lift me up.
I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car!
Something cool!
It was supposed to be our year
Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid.
Where's your gun?
a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going.
who was found with WhyPhy residue throughout his office...
where you're meeting your old friends in the park?
You're interrupting a really stellar blow job.
The average price of cocaine has dropped 70% in the last 30 years.
Cate Blanchett?
Shit!
Looks like MC State's got a new power couple.
Happy for you.
Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now.
You want me to use my head? Fine.
That's a little better!
This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
You know what, I may drag you down sometimes,
What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies?
No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
Just, like, one time, for old times' sake.
You were right, he's not the dealer.
- Shit! - Watch out, watch out!
Holy shit!
Fuck, yeah!
Nothing else?
This is bullshit!
Yeah, she lived across the hall from me.
DO YOU LIKE WEATHER?
Zook has the tattoo?
That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
Right? Yes.
- I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! - It shouldn't matter.
- You shot me in my foot! Wait! - Move! Move faster now!
Brad McQuaid! Brad McQuaid! Brad McQuaid! Brad...
This is so scary!
- All you got to do is walk now, okay? - Okay.
- What were you doing? - What am I doing?
Holy shit, he's good.
"Cynthia!
What?
- Do you need money for a cab or anything? - No, I don't need money for a cab.
Who is that?
I get one choice. I get one thing that I'm not...
I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs.
Jyeeeeeff
What are you guys doing here?
Who just decides to jump somebody in the middle of a park. Actually, whose idea was this? His.
I can't do it any more! I can't do it any more!
I kind of need you to do it.
- Fine. - We might as well just be friends
Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor.
Time to prove that Zook's the dealer.
It's just, you know, now it'll be an open thing.
because they're familiar and comfortable.
I mean, Brad, this could be our shot.
No, look, I know, okay? lt's just...
- Sir, you don't... - We caught the guy.
What?
Let's do this.
- Excuse you. - You want to go first?
it was like I knew where you were gonna be before you went there.
you two sons of bitches are going to medical school.
WTF YALL RATIONING YALL RATIONING NEW LISTERS
What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here?
Did you just call us "faggots"?
I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
It was Dora and Diego
- It's Jenko. - Sorry.
Worked for you last night.
Oh, my God.
if you want to come.
You sons of bitches is gonna be in a video game.
I have a friend who knows a guy at UMC.
If I die, I'm gonna kill both of you motherfuckers!
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, honey.
But a flower, it can't grow in a fist.
"My brown nipple will produce white milk during lactation..."
- I'm thinking about a shark tank over there. - I like sharks.
...and had a close personal relationship with the deceased.
I think it's pretty popular.
All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
No way. It's my turn. I owe you a life debt.
"That doesn't sound anything like me."
- I... - I mean, do you really do poetry?
That's her buying drugs on campus. And that's the dealer.
I want you right now to say whatever you want.
Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo.
Okay. Okay.
No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls.
I'm a solo artist now, like Beyoncé.
I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can.
Damn.
Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay?
You're all fucking pussies!