Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maya, hurry up!

I'm so focused, too.

Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same...

Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job!

Yeah. They call me OI' Plain Face.

She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.

It's gonna be at every college in the country.

That's probably what you should do, because that stuff's funny.

- Same puka, dude. - You got the same... Puka bros.

- All right. Okay. - That's the last of 'em.

I NEED ABSOLUTE SILENCE While I review the budget tracker

- All night, bro. Come on. All night. - Yeah, I know.

And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something?

Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!

Like a meat-qute.

Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins!

I could have picked Cooper Kupp

- What's up, bro? - We're 322.

there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.

I used to have the other Destiny's Children, but now I'm just

- Boys. - Yo, Jenko.

You really think I could make it at UMC?

Hey. How you doing?

Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?

- How you doing? - Hi. Good.

I'm cutting glass.

You're under arrest, sir.

But he gave her a ton of pills and shit.

Which is what I thought we learned in high school.

You're being weird.

- Now who's the damsel in distress? - Fuck!

This is a shoot-out.

- That's cool. - You're the guy with the terrible suggestions.

Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot!

I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that.

- It seems like. - Yeah.

Don't Teen Wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on.

- You're really good at this. - Yeah.

without actually having to do it.

That's a thing that people do. That's stand-up comedy.

Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt!

We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.

- I tried to take a bullet for you, man. - But you didn't.

I'm gonna tell you something, all right?

I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me.

- Why'd you try to kiss me? - I didn't fucking try and kiss you!

We're gonna build a nationwide network.

My name is gleb

Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff down to Puerto, Mexico, for spring break.

I don't even want to kiss you!

But who do you think is the weaker side of the group? Definitely him.

When The One Girl Was Talking About Her Nips And Shit

You two salesman are going to Lasso

This time, foreign exchange students.

- That's hip-hop, man. - Awesome.

She's horrible.

So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.

Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student.

Party like it’s goddamn 1999

What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?

When you have a plain face

'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober.

- What's going on? - What's going on?

This class is such a gut.

Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!

I look so fucking badass!

Look, I can't, all right?

Look, I have an in with Zook.

When you out drive the punk ass 19 year old hitting a 2 iron

Best to keep it a secret.

It'd be really fun, I think.

- Now, Maya! - What?

We want it to be actual food so that it, like, makes sense with the game.

Haythe drops back.

- You feel anything? - No. Do you feel anything?

You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one.

Hey, that girl's in my psych class.

My name is Jeffinho

F1 owes a new team, and it'd better be Lamborghini, bitch!

It's a laser pointer.

Spring break, motherfuckers!

Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally.

- Fuck you, Schmidt. - Stop clicking around.

- That's dope, dude. - That's so sick.

Twenty's the record!

I mean, we care so much more because she's black.

so it's just like last time? Exactly like last time

- But I want... - Who gives a shit about the Lambo? Just go!

- I don't even like you! - Neither do I, so stop kissing me!

Hey Ribe, go into incredibly descriptive of the story so we all know.

Drop the fucking gun! Seriously!

I just want to say that

We're like the Dynamic Duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin.

Haha he told u so Ggg

when the one girl was talking about her nips and shit.

How hard can it be? Shoot them!

You keep trying!

Fuck, I just came so hard!

it was bizarre not to share the fact

My legs are tired.

give the guy a break the shampoo business is hard