Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How are you?
Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating.
Let's go.
You took a bullet for me, man.
Yeah.
She seems nice.
so high.
Don't do it, Leatherface.
Get your wrinkly hands off me!
"You're dead You are dead
"Fieto," not a word, but I'm gonna accept it.
No, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care.
We Jump Street, and we about to jump in yo' ass.
I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking Spider-Man!
For starters, Zook has it.
You're not gonna die. Just get the fuck up here!
You're dragging me down. You're really heavy.
How you bitches like Jump Street now?
What, like when we were drunk or something?
Girl fight.
Why don't you hold hands?
- Awesome. - Yes!
Bracken is the loser!
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I don't know if that's what I want.
What's up, dude?
You can say whatever you want.
I just don't want to start off on the wrong foot with this guy.
What if we actually went into the Secret Service
- Thank you. - No problem.
- Schmidt! - What the fuck, man?
- Hey. - Hi.
Cover me. I'm gonna go long.
That's a pretty random question.
- Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, man. - Yeah.
Hello, football.
Yes, thank you.
Boom, motherfuckers!
It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right?
- Pirates! Baby feet! - Paper clips! Bananas!
But this pork shit? Got to go!
Not always.
- Are they even still chasing us? - Yes, they're still chasing us!
I picked up on that early. Please, continue the dialogue.
Name one other person who has this.
Get the fuck out of my office.
Hey!
Are we going to fuck?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Safety.
We shoot dicks off here in Jump Street.
“I’m like a hit it, continue to hit it... ... both physically & emotionally, kind of guy.”
- You did it! Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah!
- Bull's-eye. - Bingo.
You gonna push me over with your walker?
You're Dead. You Are Dead.
Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
Got it.
Come on, man, hook me up.
Shit, your trip sucks.
- Great. - Yeah, maybe we will.
- Brad. Wait... - Brad.
It's like a Batmobile.
It was supposed to be our year
- Nice to meet you. - Worst thing to say.
My name is Jeff
It's on now, dawg.
We can't waste any more of the department's money!
Thanks, Mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay?
Oh, my God.
Shit!
Let's hear it for your Metropolitan City State Statesmen!
Are we gonna fuck?
What's wrong with those classic drugs from the '90s?
He is angry Hahahahahahahahah
It's pretty gross.
Snap, we're still saying the same thing. This is amazing!
Focus!
It's a fascinating principle...
I was thinking about the case,
Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
You can’t even see the muthafuckas
"Slam poetry!
Why is it hard?
I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games,
What the fuck? It's the same case!
'Cause we have guns.
Well, I heard WhyPhy's coming back in a big way.
- I got him in the dick. - Yep.
That's a weird time to be Q-tipping.
- Are we gonna fuck? - No, we're not!
- We did it! - Dude, fuck, I'm...
You're literally wearing your badge.
Mercedes just took my dad that way!
You could've gone in a parking lot, you went to the sculpture garden?
- Really? - Yeah, yeah.
You're hilarious, dude. What's your name?
Nice twist.
This is fucking bullshit. Shit!
we made breakthroughs
Nice, right?
...a slam poem in her honour.
- Fuck! Fuck! - Shit!
Is that my bathing suit?
You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.
This is crazy, all these
And if that happens, WhyPhy is going viral.
What can a black man do to get some water around here?
Yep.
My name's not Doug, it's Schmidt.
I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
- You serious right now? - You...
I'm just saying, the kid sucks.
But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy just because he won't let go.
I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something.
Next up is Brad McQuaid.
You are so old and weak!
They're destroying everything!
What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here?
Move!
I want to see you get crazy!
Like, a meat Q-tip.
All right? And when I'm with you, it just feels like you hold me down.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna split. I'll text you later.
Are we gonna fuck?
You're dead. You are dead.
No, I don't want out, okay?
We'll see what we can do.
- You want to go first? - I don't want to die.
I'm having sex with a human woman.
See, you're fucking this up. You talk way too much.
Your vagina doesn't fucking work, man.
No, it's not the thought that counts. It's fucking taking the bullet.
I'm your bitch.
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Like, well, we fucking can, bro. All you gotta do is join the team.
Look where you're going!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with Dickson?