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I looked into the Ghost's background,
- Is that what's happening? - No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever!
All right, I'll just sit here and be silent.
Potential witnesses.
He doesn't know we're partners.
Look! Look!
Look, you know, loyalty's cool,
That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man.
What are we gonna do?
That's the one fucking thing you were supposed to remember.
What has been the result of the War on Drugs?
- It can't cut glass. - What?
How did you two meet?
. .
My gosh! I'm sweaty.
If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman,
- You just did it again! Stop it! - Stop!
We met at a poetry slam, and then he stalked me back to my dorm room.
You took a bullet for me.
- How about we take it at the same time? - No one take a shot.
Yours isn't loaded, right?
now my new invented closure sew in for auntie chris is... 32 inch virgin yaki rihanna red extentions.
My side's so much scarier than yours.
Hey!
You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
You got to interlock it, though.
"Julia Rob
Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer?
- Dude, the brakes are out. - What?
a lone superstar.
Just stick with football.
We have way more guns than you. Drop your fucking guns.
That makes me so happy for you.
It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives.
What are you doing here?
Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means.
- Don't take the shot. - I'm taking the shot.
My name is Jeff.
How the fuck did you know we were partners?
'Cause, I mean, he kind of really just asked me.
Okay. Well, sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the Yangs.
They had five guys in the draft last year.
I've eaten six of these.
Hey! Get off of my chopper!
All right, fine, I guess I'll just drag you.
Go, go!
Stop yelling at me! You're distracting me!
I'm coming for you, motherfucker!
You don't think I know what I'm doing?
Dude.
- Just break right through it. - Right through it.
Hey, anyway, it was so nice chatting with you, man.
None.
It's some kind of weird split screen!
And I got a big-ass raise to babysit you two fuckers again.
What's up, college?
What's up with it?
Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there?
You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation, they'd at least be on time.
Hey, you should get some tips from this guy.
All right, with everything that happened with Cynthia and WhyPhy,
Yeah.
What?
- Jenko, what are you doing? - Fuck you.
I got new glasses.
This?
Oh, so we just snitchin now. I mean, she asked.
If you don't make it through tonight,
Got room for one of these babies.
three.
You fucked Captain Dickson's daughter?
Yeah, yeah, it's Brad.
Dude, you wear pants, too?
Welcome back, dum-dum.
So...
We don't want to do the same thing.
You are under arrest!
My God! Fuck!
- What's up, Eric? - Hey.
So, do you have any body art or, like, any ink I could see?
"Drop that Raggedy Andy circus
which everyone sees through, by the way.
You all right?
Because we have guns.
Act like you have bullets, then.
Covalent bonds.
Nice to meet you, too, man.
- Do you have anything to say? - Please don't kill us.
I love spring break. But I do have to say,
- How about this? You want a little fun? - What is that?
It was supposed to be our year
I think you got the wrong guy, homes.
Hey, hey! Look alive!
It's biting my face!
- The fuck? - I...
You weren't...
- Cool. - Dope.
That doesn't sound anything like me.
I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 a.m. session.
Shit, that's a really outside-of-the-box
I just chill and... You know how chill Zook is.
What was that?
Come on to the roof, come on to the roof. Let's go.
I just... I just don't...
It's so strong! It's really on there, man.
Set, hut!
You shot me in the dick!
- He won't hold my hand. - You...
There's dudes there everywhere. All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm an officer, all right? Just take me in. I'll explain later.
and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me.
There's fucking birds and shit in here! There's actual shit!
That's your domain. I do the physical shit.
- Yeah, everybody knows. - Really?
you know you can always tell me something if you want to get it off your chest.
so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe.
Really? I don't remember that at all. You must just have a really plain face.
"Wipey"?
She took some WhyPhy,
but my husband's from Northridge.
'cause I feel so awkward.
College kids aren't dumb like Eric.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Then what happened?
and in exchange, we wrote her logic paper for her.
- Yeah, it's just like last time. - Exactly like last time.
We can't just walk into Zeta house and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay?
I need absolute silence while I fall into character.
- I think... - I don't think that would work.
Make fun of the poetry major.
Go, go!
They ask me why i never take bro anywhere How he behaves himself in public
How Your Classes Going, Doug?
All the good qualities you have, I can feel inside of Maya.
When the Chipotle worker serves you
Just came to see how you are.
She's like real black.
- Right? I've been told that before. - You read my mind.
- Tampon! - Okay, but we want...
That seemed like such a real argument.