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The thing is, we were hanging out with her father
on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.
Mm-hmm.
[Silently] Yes.
"Hi, bongripper,
Do not cap that pen!
- Standard. - Right. Standard.
Guess what? I'm not gay.
"Suddenly, the Evil Thugs break into the stadium.
The lives.
It looks like they got it on film.
- [Chuckles] - 'Cause it seems
- Yeah, that was cool. - Yeah.
W-w-wait, wait. Why is Phyllis so aroused?
"Gotta go. Darth Vader's launching a huge attack."
- Well... - Yeah.
We should buy an Auger together.
Oh, the secondary shaft.
Smokethatskinwagon says,
I show 'em when I want to show 'em.
[Chuckles] Let's get the paperwork started.
- Hey, can I talk to you for one second? - Not now. No. No.
People, relax.
Why?
- It's kind of crazy. - It is.
I look at these actors on TV,
'oh, yeah.'"
[Telephone ringing]
Yeah, the sister's trying to seduce me into buying an Auger with her.
Let's go out tonight and just score a couple of 4s, huh? There are no games with 4s.
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY FREAKING MIND
but...
This is unacceptable.
Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
No, wait-- okay, wait.
- Like in Toy Story." - Wow.
"you guys are killing it." I mean...