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What if I promise never to lie to you again?
Mr. Wuhl, I'm a big fan!
It's pretty much what we talked about.
We're gonna need a polyester suit, hair dye,
Really? There's no time to lose.
I want to go on a copper-mine tour.
How many Wall Street bankers had their first prostitute here?
You're gonna love the potato salad
That's just another cardboard cutout.
It's not for nothing -- it's for the book deal.
What are you implying?
What were you doing in the bushes of Central Park?
He's receiving a lifetime achievement award!
Wait. Do we need it, even?
dog-dick red.
Look, you're my partner, and I respect
the queen of lonely housewife detective novellas, softcore.
That was the one thing we knew.
earlier tonight?
Why would you need her to write a book?
These lactaid pills don't last forever.
It's always nice to -- wait a minute.
This isn't how she wanted to end her day...
The end...
to do some skating on...
Oh, ho, ho, ho. What have we here?
about making it to the ceremony at all.
"By F.R. Ancine"?
but 2 1/2 times.
Oh. Gee, um...
Perhaps my word choice was a little...
You let me drink four bottles of wine?
Don't you know you're supposed to refrigerate potato salad?
You're the guy from the hotel. What are you doing here?
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
The awards banquet is next weekend in Manhattan!
Makes you feel like a tough guy?
They give you confidence
You live in a deli? No!