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Look, I'm sorry. I was going to tell you that.
I couldn't help but notice the bonfire banner.
- It wasn't about you. - I know. That's okay.
I hope you have Motrin in the house because you're about to feel pain.
- All right. - No, no.
You guys in back take care of that.
Well, unfortunately, Lance is as sleazy as he looks, but not as dumb.
Nothing. He's kind of stuck in the past.
I think I might go back home...
I'd love to, but I have to work.
- All right, that's a good idea. Thanks. - Don't mention it.
- You seem stressed, a little distracted. - Yeah, well, it's this bonfire.
- Front, I think. - Right or left?
- I don't hear any screaming. - I don't see any ambulances.
Or otherwise, more than the bonfire is going up in flames.
Look, I'm sorry I just stopped by.
Don't you think you're taking this a little too far? You enjoy living in squalor?
- You two all right? - Yeah. Just school project.
I mean, she's already moved out on me. She won't take my calls.
And I'm sorry for all the future meetings I'm gonna miss.
He did torch Caleb's model home.
No! Do not transfer me.
Yeah, not yet. But what do you give it? A week, a month?
Why don't you go grab some more smokes at the store. We got business.
He built a whole magazine...
Because you love Alex, and wherever she is, that's your home?
Besides, if you don't do it then the water polo team's not gonna have a pep rally.
I love that. Making it happen on behalf of the school.
But you could apologize for blowing off the meeting.
...with 25-year-old breasts.
Well, we can't have that happen.
- I know you've got this magazine ready. - Get out, Lance.
I am sorry I interrupted your bonfire! It just seems like that's all you do lately.
His name is Lance Baldwin. He's an ex.
- I just wanna talk. - You wanna talk?
She's skipping school, staying out all hours...
- What? - And shoved me a couple times. Yeah.
He's very self-conscious. He is Seth's horse.
- But I'm leaving you money for pizza. - Thanks.
...so perhaps you have some photos, or a video or things you-