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Thank you very much.
Come on, you fat fuck. Do it.
That's right, Dad. You never ask. And even if you did, you never listen!
- Hey, these are pretty good, Stewie. - Really? Do you think you could sing them?
I'd get up to hug you… but sitting down's the only thing keeping the shit in.
don messick's final vocal performance
- Recognize him, Brian? - No.
Well, sometimes all anybody needs is a little bit of a wake-up call.
Meg, could you tell Dad that he's too fat to need extra syrup?
Wound up living in there for nine years.
Well, maybe you just need a little extra help.
Monkey, grab my hand!
But you know what is important? I'm gay now.
Well....... Well, l hate you, 3!
that stupid monkey's more of a father to him than I am.
- Hi, we're on the list. - Names?
Quagmire, fire up the biplane. My son needs my help.
Wow.
It's Miley Cyrus, and she's destroying the city!
Well....... Well, l hate you, 3!
- Brian, that's sick. She's 16! - I'm eight.
A friendship is the best thing ever
You Go to Ohio
Jake after taking Floyd's hat
Dad, I thought you were gonna help me with my book report.
- Okay, okay, I'll help you. - Excellent.
Lois, could you ask Chris to pass the maple syrup?
Hey, guys. I stopped at Pinkberry and I got some for everybody.
Thank you. Lois doesn't like my toenails 'cause they stab her in the night.
So, I just put your thoughts on paper. That's all.