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Look, I'm really sorry about this. This is my friend Stewie. He's just a baby.
I have a copper deficiency. Look, Chris, I'm sorry if I scared you before.
- What? - Oh, listen, Peter. I didn't...
I killed him, Brian.
And he's been helping me with all my homework!
- Like what? - Well, look at her.
Easy for you to say! He doesn't hide in your closet making a scary face!
No!
Now, I know this looks bad, me living in your son's closet and all.
- Hey, Miley. - Oh, hi, Stewie.
That's what I said.
- I don't know. - You killed my brother. You owe me.
I give you one last chance
No, Dad! Don't do it! He's evil!
Dad! There's an evil monkey in my closet!
What's all the noise? What are you watching?
How did the monkey know you needed help with algebra?
(saying “ giggity” 10x)
You see, basically, I got home from work one day
come on you fat fair fuck do it
Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity!
THE CONCLUSION OF LEFTIST/LIBERAL IDEOLOGY
11 x 271 = 2981
Take a look at this, Brian.
Oh. Nothing. All right, it's time to play rough!
Sweet niblets! This is the greatest day of my life.
No. But sometimes he's such a little fat jerk!
Chris, I gotta tell you, that sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall.
Come on, you fat freak. Do it
This morning, I had a hard poo that hurt, but then it felt great.
Now, get in the van with Kelly McGillis.
You know, Brian, here's your shot. Go for it.
- I'm just telling you what's gonna happen. - Well, thanks for nothing, Dad!
So do I.