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You've got to be kidding.
What are you doing at midnight?
after he saw how well you danced.
You know, my mother always told me
Banking?
A million what?
and the banks are closed.
Okay.
Okay. Well, go to it.
It's the way I looked when I first met Fred.
I stole it.
Yeah.
Well, thanks.
If you turn me in, it's gonna cost you a lot
Oh, you just bought it. I drank it.
I won't.
a fledgling David Farragut,
I'm not your dear.
I'm too independent.
I blew it, didn't I?
You're a lunatic. We just met.
Hi. Hi.
I was a pretty good dental technician before I got married.
I need people with bad teeth.
Well, he asked me where the best jewelry store in town was.
A million?
♪ And love ♪
Well, you've got great taste.
I don't dance well.
the last couple of days.
Oh, hours ago, ma'am.
Great, that's just what I had in mind.
I'll be supporting us.
Oh, that's telling him.
I'm sorry, it was my fault.
You know, I really should tell the captain.
Ah, nothing, thanks. I was just leaving.
Well, I'm not exactly at the bottom, sir.
Oh, we're just glad you don't have to be one any more.
Listen, sir, what are you drinking?
Basic birthday trick.
my name is Jack Daniels?
♪ The Love Boat ♪
She owns Badger's Dental Lab.
Hello, we hope you have a wonderful cruise.
I can trust you, can't I?
Oh.
Or the best at something.
Everybody's always looking out for Rose.
Oh, I was the, uh, vice president of the biggest
Oh, please. Not so loud.
So what?
I got three sisters that live in communes and make candles.
The Rio? Yeah.
begins his career at sea.
Are you kidding?
WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
You do want to be a sailor,
Movie will be my treat.
And who might that be, sir?
I want you to answer a question.
Can't you get it through your head
Don't you see? It just wouldn't work out.
Well, yes, but the gangway's up.
You have to wait and see.