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but do you see the mama doting on him?
But all just closet stuff, right?
Anyway, um, after some careful consideration...
(chuckles)
and I can't have the two of you sleeping together
I said to leave things alone, and what do you know?
Dad, why are you freaking out? Because I'm your father
I remember you from my Rolodex.
that Dylan could stay in the basement
Good, because I think this cereal is mostly sawdust.
No, dad, it --
The little one's dead. What?
Fine, whatever. I get it. I'll give him some more space.
I don't understand. Starting tonight,
it's not working out and it's about to change.
then seeing him working at the mall.
From the moment I got there,
Okay, this is crazy.
Gloria?
Thank you, Dylan.
Dad, it's fine. Yeah.
How lazy are you?
Yes! Do it!
I don't like where this is going. ...Closets...
CLAIRE: That was the moment I realized
You are. You.
self-absorbed high-school girls.
I was referred by another lawyer.
I'm doing it. I'm taking my deal out.
Holy cow.
and spare him the pain I felt
Didn't quite work out like we planned,
Mm-hmm.
I want to apologize about the whole Dylan thing.
Haley, Dylan,
Streamers, twinkle lights.
Hey, guys, I tried. (chuckles)
You'll be okay.
We should be on a first-name basis.
I got three sides.
Here.
CLAIRE: Not the cool mom.
I had a paper route when I was 7 years old,